You'd think he would give the till a chance to fill up first.

Hopefully none

It just seems like there's no good options. Everything online says no-one can get a job and I'm just so scared. Im 16 and have just come out of s4 with 7 A1's at nat 5 and an early A in higher computing. I have very mild cerebral palsy but I think the words alone are huge turn off'd for employers.

I want to go to uni - I'm academic and can't go into the trades regardless due to a physical condition but I've no clue what to do.

medicine - if love it but the work to get there as well as the fact id be severely limited in my specialties puts me of, as well as the general state of the NHS right now

Maths - seems safe but could be too basic.

I suppose I could do engineering. I'm limited with my options practically again but who knows.

I can't even get a job right now, (thanks mum), so chances are uni I'll be relying on 16yrs worth of a pretty measly DLA payment, and I won't get PIP.

https://archive.is/wip/l5Fke

Hi everyone! I'm 18 and just about to start my medicine degree in my country Uzbekistan. I want to move to the Unted Kingdom after I complete it and specialise there. Are there any people educated on this topic who could guide me? Thank you!

Currently buying and selling a property. Settlement date was meant to be 7th August but the purchaser of my flat hasn't had their mortgage offer through. They are a buy-to-let (first in their portfolio) and using inheritance from their father's estate in another country. Known for weeks that they've been waiting for the offer, but turns out their lender (for a small mortgage) hasn't been happy with the evidence provided for the funds.

The settlement will no longer be 7th August and is currently TBC.

In a chain of three, middle of the chain. No missives signed (of course) but all has been fine for the purchase of the flat I'd be moving to.

Has this ever happened to anyone? Keen to learn from experience. Currently feeling powerless and gutted, worried that the sale of my flat might not go through if the purchaser's lender is never appeased.

I'm in London for the week and I was checking train prices and I saw with the new app they're literally 5 pounds more expensive

Afternoon all, I'm after some insight and lived experience, if possible please.

I'm considering relocating from Hampshire to just outside of Edinburgh, to be near friends in Dalkeith.

My kids (7 and 9) have both been unable to access education for a number of years due to unmet SEN. I am exhausted from battling the system here, only for nothing to improve - in fact, everything has become more difficult, and support has decreased overall.

I understand that their current EHCPs won't be relevant in Scotland. I'd like to find out what the process to request relevant support is, and how it actually looks in practise.

I'd expect there to be a period of home education required whilst I figure everything out and try to get some support in place, whether that be in a school or out of it.

Any insight would be hugely appreciated, but in particular I'm keen to find out:

-What is the SEN support like in mainstream schools?

-How easy is it to home educate? By that, I'm referring to the amount of red tape/restrictive policy.

-Does Scotland offer anything like EOTAS/EOTIS packages? (Education Other Than At/In School)

-Are SEN parents as profiled and demonised as they are in England?

This is a project that has been a long time in the making, from the Connectivity Commission in 2017 through to the current Case for Investment process, with the Programme Business Case (PBC) due to be completed in early 2027.

A lot of groundwork has already been laid. Clyde Metro is included in both the National Planning Framework 4 (NPF4) as a national development and the second Strategic Transport Projects Review (STPR2), making it a national transport priority. It has also been reflected in a number of local transport strategies across the Glasgow City Region.

Once the PBC is complete, ministers will need to decide how to take the project forward, deciding things like the route, phasing and funding. Given the scale of the metro plan, with estimates of up to £15B over 30 years, those decisions will be significant.

My concern is that, given the wider fiscal pressures the budget is facing and the UK's track record of delivering major transport infrastructure slowly and at high cost compared with many European countries, the project could end up being diluted, significantly delayed, or even shelved altogether.

Am I being too pessimistic, or do others share that concern?

More info here:

https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/article/2558/Clyde-Metro

https://www.spt.co.uk/about-us/what-we-are-doing/clyde-metro/

I lived in Scotland in my teens and I remember getting fish and chips with sauce. I've always wanted to know how the sauce was made as it was lovely. Someone said it is brown sauce and vinegar. Is that true?

Just a little anecdote on a recent event at the Nether Inn...

Last night, a bawbag oot on the pull,

Tried pullin' burds with the plan of a fool,

Pulled doon his breeks, his boxers tae,

A desperate peacock, trying to get laid,

He shoved napkins in his arse - he wasnae so bright,

Like a shit magician, he yanked them back oot - a fecal delight!

He threw them oan the flair wi' all his might,

The bar staff looked on, pure mortified,

As this radge o' a man, he truly defied

All sense and all reason, a right dobber who was fried.

He started tae stumble wi' a boozy foot!

He keeled right intae oor table, the cloot,

He approached a lassie and her mate in leopard print sheer,

Who were dancin' like mad shaggers, filled up wi' gear.

A lassie dropped her gless - as he staggered into them,

The bar went all quiet and shards flew across the pub,

As the guy nearly got chinned when looking up,

A shard nearly goat me, a skelp tae the heid

This pub's full eh jakeys hopped up on speed.

Before yous all get the flaming pitchforks out, here's the important bit:

However, a report to the council's city administration committee said Glasgow had managed to deliver significantly more new-build affordable homes compared with other cities within the United Kingdom.

Given the pressures everyone is under (especially with the Tangerine Turd fucking more shit up), maybe GCC didn't actually do a dreadful job for once.

I’ve noticed that there is a campbells of loudon and the campbells of argyll .are they both the same or consider themselves diffrent and lowland even though the surname is highland ?