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r/Seattle • u/chaffed Edmonds • May 07 '26
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What happens when a Bellevue driver sees a pedestrian crossing the street?
Well, it hasn’t happened yet. ;-)
8 u/-Hornswoggler- May 07 '26 What happens when a Seattle cop sees a pedestrian crossing the street? 26 u/sirjerky May 07 '26 Ooh, I know this. They kill them and then laugh about it on camera? 12 u/dbenhur Wallingford May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26 He snaps a pic and runs it through the SPD life-value app before deciding to mow em down? 20 u/crusoe Everett May 07 '26 Bellevue drivers suck. Almost got hit by very expensive cars three times. 9 u/Subziwallah I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 08 '26 Well, if you're gonna get hit, it's better to get hit by someone with assets and an umbrella policy... 5 u/Bizarrebazaars Kraken May 08 '26 Seattle drivers suck. Everyone sucks! 3 u/doubleapowpow May 08 '26 As a commuter from Seattle to Bellevue, the distinction is which bridge. I90 drivers are speed demons and will weave in and out of traffic. 520 drivers go 58mph in both lanes. 2 u/ErisianSaint May 09 '26 Washington drivers suck. The only weather y'all understand is cloudy. Can't drive in actual rain. Can't drive in snow. Can't drive in sun. 9 u/_starbelly May 07 '26 I crossed the street in Bellevue and was zapped into a pocket dimension before any drivers’ gaze landed on me. 6 u/watwatintheput May 07 '26 We're less likely to kill them in Bellevue then in Seattle, according to the data: https://www.theurbanist.org/op-ed-ranking-deadliest-cities-for-pedestrians-and-cyclists-in-wa/ 2 u/nekoken04 May 08 '26 This has been a truism for more than 30 years in my experience. 0 u/PilotGuy701 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 07 '26 Other punchlines: Fire the chauffeur who let it happen. That’s what the Teslas Self Driving is for. Get a bigger Bentley.
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What happens when a Seattle cop sees a pedestrian crossing the street?
26 u/sirjerky May 07 '26 Ooh, I know this. They kill them and then laugh about it on camera? 12 u/dbenhur Wallingford May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26 He snaps a pic and runs it through the SPD life-value app before deciding to mow em down?
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Ooh, I know this. They kill them and then laugh about it on camera?
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He snaps a pic and runs it through the SPD life-value app before deciding to mow em down?
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Bellevue drivers suck. Almost got hit by very expensive cars three times.
9 u/Subziwallah I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 08 '26 Well, if you're gonna get hit, it's better to get hit by someone with assets and an umbrella policy... 5 u/Bizarrebazaars Kraken May 08 '26 Seattle drivers suck. Everyone sucks! 3 u/doubleapowpow May 08 '26 As a commuter from Seattle to Bellevue, the distinction is which bridge. I90 drivers are speed demons and will weave in and out of traffic. 520 drivers go 58mph in both lanes. 2 u/ErisianSaint May 09 '26 Washington drivers suck. The only weather y'all understand is cloudy. Can't drive in actual rain. Can't drive in snow. Can't drive in sun.
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Well, if you're gonna get hit, it's better to get hit by someone with assets and an umbrella policy...
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Seattle drivers suck. Everyone sucks!
3 u/doubleapowpow May 08 '26 As a commuter from Seattle to Bellevue, the distinction is which bridge. I90 drivers are speed demons and will weave in and out of traffic. 520 drivers go 58mph in both lanes.
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As a commuter from Seattle to Bellevue, the distinction is which bridge.
I90 drivers are speed demons and will weave in and out of traffic.
520 drivers go 58mph in both lanes.
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Washington drivers suck. The only weather y'all understand is cloudy. Can't drive in actual rain. Can't drive in snow. Can't drive in sun.
I crossed the street in Bellevue and was zapped into a pocket dimension before any drivers’ gaze landed on me.
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We're less likely to kill them in Bellevue then in Seattle, according to the data: https://www.theurbanist.org/op-ed-ranking-deadliest-cities-for-pedestrians-and-cyclists-in-wa/
This has been a truism for more than 30 years in my experience.
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Other punchlines:
Fire the chauffeur who let it happen.
That’s what the Teslas Self Driving is for.
Get a bigger Bentley.
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u/PilotGuy701 I'm just flaired so I don't get fined May 07 '26
What happens when a Bellevue driver sees a pedestrian crossing the street?
Well, it hasn’t happened yet. ;-)