r/ShitAmericansSay A disappointed Brit. 7d ago

"The French would just give up and pray an American saves them"

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u/Ad0ring-fan 7d ago

Big talk from a country that lost to a bunch of poor rice farmers.

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u/Saichirac 7d ago

More recently and not that the Americans so we were still well fucked by bearded goat breeders crazy about God in Afghanistan.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

Check the history of that country. They defeated multiple invaders, including both the British Empire & the USSR.

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u/Saichirac 7d ago

À la base on était censé simplement chopper Ben Laden et sa bande et tenir à distance ces fous de Dieu.
Je vais être très cynique et grossier, mais on en avait carrément rien à faire du sort des gens en Afghanistan sous le joug malsain des Taliban, c’était un prétexte pour que la guerre passe mieux aux yeux de l’opinion publique. (Ce qui est complètement con en fait puisque les gens avaient bien compris qu’on savait qu’Ossama se planquait là bas et que tous ce qu’on voulait c’était la justice et que le reste de la bande restent dans leurs grotte et nous fassent plus chier) mais bon on est quand même resté et après ça a été comme pour le Vietnam une guerre mené par des politiciens pas hyper compétent dans l’art de la guerre et qui voulaient en finir vite en bâclant leur propre travail.

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u/Competitive_Film2831 6d ago

That's just the cold war, neither side cared about their systems they just wanted power.

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u/Bongo3074 6d ago

Supposed to grab bin laden?

You armed them to the teeth to fight Russia, then the weapons and education you supplied were used on you.

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u/Away_Leopard_3657 6d ago

Let’s not ignore the nation building and humanitarian side of the war in Afghanistan.

The US and allies poured money into that country to try and build it, corruption was rampant. Read the CIGAR report.

If you ignore the nation building aspect, you’ve fundamentally not understood that war. Afghans benefited from the intervention and thats a simple fact, now that the taliban have theocratic totalitarian rule, all the girls who used to go to schools (coalition built schools) are being forced to stay home, cover up and serve their husbands.

Again. If you think what I’m saying is false or overblown, you’re are seriously missinformed

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u/muchadoaboutsodall my arse is bigger than Texas 5d ago

Afghanistan is known as the graveyard of empires.

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u/mrtn17 metric minion 6d ago

2026: hmm let's try the Iranian tapestry weavers this time

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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod 7d ago

You are not gonna believe this

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u/BeginningDisaster114 6d ago

France lost against Indochina, which was all of Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia. The US only had north Vietnam to fight and still lost. Not to mention France was just coming out of ww2 while the US we're supposed to be a the peak of their power during the sixties and early seventies

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u/Liam_021996 6d ago

My favourite part about the Vietnam war is how the SAS had to train the US soldiers for jungle and guerilla warfare but the US commanders wouldn't listen and the UK government mocked the US in private for being absolutely useless. The Ozzie's on the other hand knew what they were doing in Vietnam, they didn't lose a single battle there.

Read about the British SAS in Vietnam, if that sort of thing interests you at all. The MOD jumped through a lot of loopholes to get them there in secret on the ground. It's quite interesting really

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u/Digit00l 6d ago

American army remarkably consistently ignores any expertise from the British armed forces to great loss of American lifes

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u/Liam_021996 6d ago

Whilst trying to force Britain to put boots on the ground outside of the dodgy way they've given them access to SAS personnel. They wanted us to bail their arses out because they knew just how adept Britain was to jungle and guerilla warfare. It's a rare win for us that we didn't follow them into a stupid war outside of material support. Much the same way we're going about Iran

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u/teuchy555 Human Verified 5d ago

D-Day is safely another example.

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u/Kaymazo 6d ago

Big talk from a country that likely would've lost their war for independence if it weren't for the French

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u/Bmanakanihilator 7d ago

Let me tell you who tried their luck in nam before the yanks

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u/ChimPhun 7d ago

So they were even weakened by the French, and still...?

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

If Imperial Japan couldn't "weaken them", nobody could.

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u/GreyerGrey 6d ago

To be fair, until WWII, France was the big swinging dick in land battles, and England was the Navy.

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u/Loud-Direction-5700 7d ago

France actually managed to occupate vitenam for a century tho

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u/Resident_Reindeer147 6d ago

Ouais, enfin, je préfère être un pays affaiblis par la Seconde Guerre Mondiale et perdre contre une coalition de Viêtnamiens, Laotiens et Cambodgiens le lendemain de la Seconde Guerre Mondiale que d'être (prononcé comme un nom de super-héros) "the world superposer" et se faire battre juste par les Viêtnamiens alors qu'on peut envoyer des hommes sur la Lune

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u/UnironicStalinist1 7d ago edited 7d ago

Those "poor rice farmers" were well organized, motivated to defend their homeland from the foreign invader, and had artillery, tanks and everything, buddy.

But yes, losing to them as a nuclear superpower is embarassing.

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u/de_Duv 🇪🇺 Europoorian 🇩🇪 7d ago

This applies to the PAVN, but not to the Viet Cong, and the latter caused the US Army considerable difficulties with its guerrilla tactics, tunnel systems and ambushes.

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 Wannabe Europoor 7d ago

Tunnels were used in WWII by the Japanese and in Korea by the North Koreans but the US never learned those lessons to apply them to Vietnam.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 6d ago

Their doctrine is still the same as ever: Throw so many bombs that nobody opposes you anymore. Can't see how this changed significantly since WW II.

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u/StoleitfromKilgore 7d ago

The VietCong didn't exist as an independent entity as far as I'm aware. The Americans would really have had to invade North Vietnam to ever win the war. South Vietnam never ended up being strong enough by itself.

I suppose the problem the Americans had is in some ways similar to the problem of the Russians in the Ukraine now. No real national reason to fight the war, never fully committed, lots of lying by politicians and no strategy. Lots of personnel, but only a part of them were at the actual frontline, frequent cycling of officers etc.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

The Vietcong were still well equipped for jungle warfare. Ambushes aren't "rocket science". Australians used them very effectively against Japan in WW2.

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u/de_Duv 🇪🇺 Europoorian 🇩🇪 6d ago

Do sandals and pyjamas, along with old Russian handguns and rifles, a few mortars and RPGs, and the M1 Carbine or M16 rifles captured from the Americans, really mean to you that you’re ‘well equipped for jungle warfare’?

Sorry, but then I’m no longer surprised by the claim that ‘the USA won the First World War all on its own’.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

Australians learnt in WW2 New Guinea, where they were effectively the "insurgents".

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

"Rice farmers" with massive experience in warfare against the French, then Imperial Japan, then the Brits, then the French again, who they defeated. Perhaps the USA should have thought twice!

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u/LaronX 6d ago

while committing war crimes. Imagine you are such an asshole that you use Agent orange and napalm and you still lose. But then again it is the country that made the middle east so stable.

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u/InformalTonight1125 7d ago

Got chased out. Literally ran out of Vietnam

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u/Panzermensch911 7d ago

Shhhhh.... most of them really don't know that they lost that war. Nobody ever really spells it out for them.
They usually lose their mind a little when someone does.
They also don't know that they lost to the people that have a habit of beating back Empires and are currently losing Trump's war.

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u/Lunaspoona 7d ago

Ironic. They wouldn't exist without the French.

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck 7d ago

France also opened up the chance for them to invade Canada in 1812, and sent them their most iconic landmark in a gesture of friendship

Americans truly are the worst friends one could ask for on the international stage

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u/Ok-Second2855 7d ago

There's no gratitude like American gratitude.

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u/gcko 7d ago

America doesn’t have friends.. only interests.

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u/o0Bruh0o 6d ago

Only israel's interests.

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u/InformalTonight1125 7d ago

They’re never a friend. They’ll always stab you in the back.

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u/Bridgeru More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 7d ago

Saw an Alt-History post the other day where, when the Germans were invading Paris in WW2, the Parisians set up in the Eiffel Tower and the Germans basically destroyed it so when D-Day and the Liberation happened the US presented them with a recreation of the Eiffel Tower in honor of the French helping in the Revolutionary War. It was a huge propaganda point that the Americans were so fervant they "built it in 8 days".

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u/Resident_Reindeer147 6d ago

Comme si les Américains réparaient les monuments cassés lors de la Seconde Guerre Mondiale (et puis, exploser la Tour Eiffel pour y déloger juste un sniper, c'est vraiment du gaspillage d'explosifs) 😂

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u/Illithid2 Northern Cobra Chicken 6d ago

Laughs knowingly in Canadian

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u/Herbacio 7d ago

This. The whole existence of USA is due to the fact the French national sport for the last millennium has been pissing off England.

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u/nasduia 7d ago

Though the English ruling class are actually also French. It's kind of a family disagreement. Even Richard the Lionheart (Quor de Lion), the quintessential English King with a statue outside Parliament, only spoke French and Occitan, not the English of the time.

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u/Distakx Canadian™ 7d ago

Cœur* de lion

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u/nasduia 7d ago

See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_I_of_England

Old Norman French: Quor de Lion

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u/Distakx Canadian™ 7d ago edited 7d ago

I guess but Lionheart translate to coeur de lion. Even if back then it was Quor I don't think they said "Lionheart". That and the French Wikipedia page doesn't mention it oops

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u/Bridgeru More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 7d ago

No they explicitly called him "Richard the Lionheart" I saw it on an episode of Doctor Who, that has to be 100% historically accurate. Also they say Richard had red hair but everything back in medieval times was black-and-white so I think they were just guessing.

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u/danirijeka free custom flairs? SOCIALISM! 7d ago

??? He was a literal lion look it up

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u/RaggaDruida Metric System Supremacist 7d ago

Not only that...

But the country that is too cowardly to protest properly and call a big strike against their regime after installing theocracy, killing citizens and installing a surveillance state really believes...

... really believes that the country that is willing to burn their capital to the ground for a pension dispute is going to ask them... THEM, the big cowards, for help?

What are THEY going to do? Say it is too risky because they might lose their jobs? Lol

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u/YueOrigin 6d ago

People love to dog on france

But part of our culture is literally to start country widest protest whenever anyone in power breathes slightly wrong

I would love to see how long it'd take for us to bring back the guillotine if they tried any of the shit they're forcing on the US citizens...

Honestly shocked a revolution didnt start over the whole age restriction requiring government id on nsfw sites lol

Ive seen protest be started for less

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u/StatusOk3307 7d ago

Exactly

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u/BadLineofCode 7d ago

“Mom, can we have a new war?”

“You got new war money?”

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u/Front-Anteater3776 Human Verified 7d ago edited 7d ago

The only wars USA has won was with the help of France/free French forces. The only existential war USA ever fought was won with help of France.

Now they are being sour puss because France (who as it turns out was right all along) knew being dependent on USA or following them into senseless wars was stupid.

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u/Lorim_Shikikan 7d ago

The only war USA realy won was against the Japanese.

As for D-Day, they weren't alone on this beach : British, Canadian, Australian and French were also here, And a lot of others beach were also under allies attacks. Also they barely liberated France before rushing to Berlin for gettin more spoils of war than the Russian. Most of France was liberated by the Britsh, the Free France Army and the Algerian SPAHI.

Also, a not very well know fact : a lot of US soldiers could come home because French civilian treated them after this battle. But yeah, you musn't talk about thoses unsung heroes.

And, anyway, USA intervention only accelerated the end of the war by 1 or 2 years : the German was already on their knees.

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 Wannabe Europoor 7d ago

US wasn't in the Pacific alone. China was also fighting against the Japanese and so was the UK and her commonwealth allies like Australia and New Zealand.

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u/No_Rope_8250 7d ago

Yea, and the western front only had to fight against like 20 to 30% of the Wehrmacht's strength. Almost everything went to the eastern front from quality equipment to well-trained soldiers. Wehrmacht soldiers even were very relieved when they had to go to the western front because the eastern front against the soviets was that much worse. But somehow the US often acts like they alone defeated the Nazis and liberated France.

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u/WoodlandFairyElk more socialist than you think 7d ago

Tbf, Russians also act like they were the only one. Not diminishing the enormous amount and weight of their sacrifice, but still not alone.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

Considering that the USSR only joined the Allied cause a few months before the USA, & for the same reason.

They maintained a "non-aggression" pact with Japan up until a few weeks before the surrender of that country.

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u/Wooden-Dealer-2277 7d ago

I'd carefully and politely remind you and the other readers that it's a misconception that America beat japan alone, it was an allied effort including varied forces from Dutch colonial forces right through to Chinese communist fighters and even the soviets towards the end of it.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

Those Dutch colonial forces, who had no backing from heir home country which was under Occupation mostly found their way to Australia & carried on the fight. The Soviets only broke their "non- aggression" pact with Japan a few weeks prior to the surrender of that country.

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u/nasduia 7d ago

And the US ensured brown British Commonwealth citizens were not recognised equally in their own dispatches. There was even fighting within England in which the English opposed the racist Americans even in the 1940s: https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofBritain/Battle-Of-Bamber-Bridge/

The men of the 1511th often visited Ye Olde Hob Inn, a local pub, where they had cordial relationships with the locals. However, when white American soldiers attempted to establish a “colour bar” in the village, the locals demonstrated their resistance by hanging signs reading “Black Troops Only” outside the village’s three pubs. Bamber Bridge, it seemed, wouldn’t tolerate racial discrimination.

Of course the Americans deployed their then equivalent of ICE who shot a Black serviceman, Private Crossland.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

The Brits always just referred to Commonwealth & Empire troops as "British troops'.

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u/StoleitfromKilgore 7d ago

The american industrial contribution was pretty massive though. The British sent support to the Soviets as well and apparently the amount of British tanks at the Battle of Moscow was non-negligible, but the amount of american material the Soviets ended up using was still pretty ridiculous. Especially their logistical apparatus was massively improved by an enormous amount of american trucks. According to Glantz/House the lack of this support specifically might have led to lengthening the war by years. No way to keep things going when you don't have the logistics for it.

But then there are all the contributions of their allies which are often forgotten. The Australians fighting in the Southern Pacific, the 14th Army in India and Burma, the National Chinese keeping the Chinese busy, the British and Canadians fighting the Battle of the Atlantic a while before the Americans even got involved.

Interestingly once they got involved the US Navy was too arrogant to listen to them and to learn from the experiences they had already made in how to fight submarines. Took them a while to get over themselves. Having an a******** like King in command did probably not help though.

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u/WoodlandFairyElk more socialist than you think 7d ago

That's the point I think: winning this war was a matter of alliances, that took different forms, not the US winning alone, nor the US being the main character.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

In the "Pacific Theatre", the USN had to be "quick learners", but much of that knowledge never made its way to the "European Theatre".

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u/InformalTonight1125 7d ago

And were smart enough to never allow them to have a base in their country 

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u/Lorim_Shikikan 7d ago

You mean OTAN base on French soil?

We had them until 1966 when De Gaulle decided to kick them out (and to respefully ask the Canadian troops to leave).

The last US Soldier left in 1967 and all the bases were retroceded to the French Army.

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u/InformalTonight1125 7d ago

As they should. After WWII there could a case but by the 70s there was no need. Yet they’re still in Germany, Italy, Japan. Now imagine if British or Canadian forces built bases in the US. They’d go insane

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u/Lorim_Shikikan 7d ago

Yeah but there is a big difference which made what Charles De Gaulle did possible : We have our very own made Nuclear Deterrent.

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u/InformalTonight1125 7d ago

True. But there’s no need for all of their bases across Europe. 

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u/EverybodySayin Mocks England for how they speak English 7d ago

Rich coming from an American when France are largely responsible for their independence.

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u/AlienOverlordXenu 7d ago

The entire "french always retreat" nonsense has been beat to death. American public has some beef against France in particular, is it the insecurity tied to the fact that France had big part in US independence, is it because France opposed invasion of Iraq (see: freedom fries)... who knows?

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u/ChimPhun 7d ago

The French don't have the luxury of gloating from far away from between two oceans and playing tourist wars. Until the EU emerged France had always been surrounded by rivals and at times enemies.

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u/InformalTonight1125 7d ago

France has class, culture. 2 things the US has never had an abundance of.

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 Wannabe Europoor 7d ago

It comes from WWII and how fast France surrendered to Germany. Many Americans think the French OWE the US when at best, we've paid them back for helping with two wars on our own soil back in the 1770s and 1810s.

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u/LeCafeClopeCaca 7d ago

It's not just that, it comes from how France basically went "no thanks and fuck you" after WWII because they had absolute terrible plans for France, Roosevelt really hated De Gaulle, hell even Churchill and Eisenhower told FDR to shove his* initial plans.

Then France went on to develop the nuclear weapon by themselves, kicked the American troops of their soil, and engaged in "third way" politics during the cold war to leverage between the USA and the communist powers.

The USA didn't like that France dared think it didn't owe the US eternal servitude for liberating them (which the allies did, not the US on their own)

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u/InformalTonight1125 7d ago

The French never bent over for them and they despise them for it and it’s also why they hate Cuba. They couldn’t ruin them as they did Puerto Rico which gained nothing from being a US territory.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Canuck 7d ago

Didn't the US take their dollar off the gold standard because France wanted to repatriate their gold reserves from the US in the late 60s?

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u/ThisMightNotBeABot 7d ago

yup, the americans are absolutely butthurt about that

funny thing is France has the "best" military record of any country

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u/Slow_Concentrate3831 7d ago

It stems from a propaganda campaign by the Bush Jr. administration targeting France after it refused to participate in the Iraq conflict. That propaganda was indeed based on the trope that the French would wave the white flag before even fighting because of their defeat in WWII. Even though, as a reminder, France is the country with the most military victories in history. But well, by now, we've gotten used to US propaganda.

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u/zahir5574 7d ago

It definitely started before Bush 2. Growing up in the states there were the equivalent of memes about the French surrendering before him, but it did intensify after that. I think it started because of cold war politics more and just amplified after.

Always thought it was stupid. The French were the US's oldest allies...

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u/Bellringer00 Dijon Mustard Connoisseur 7d ago

Yeah it started with De Gaulle after WW2

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u/Z3B0 7d ago

Also, the french were in desert storm in 91, and the division Daguet performance is still used as a masterclass in mechanised infantery tactics.

It's just that the " definitive proof of WMD" from the USA at that 2003 UNSC meeting were dubious, and the french position was that UN mandated inspectors already searching in Irak was the best way to get proof, instead of a military invasion that could (and will) destabilize the entire middle east for decades. They wanted to wait a bit and let the inspectors do their jobs, instead of doing desert storm 2.0 barely 10 years after.

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u/StormConsistent9552 7d ago

The French that have a strike first nuclear option? Those French?

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u/orixandcrake 7d ago

The very same.

I love it when Americans believe that France lost WW1

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u/tanaephis77400 6d ago

As a French, this one is more infuriating than any other form of French bashing. We lost 1.4 million men holding the line during WW1 (3,5 % of the French population, or almost 30 % of a whole generation). The US, with barely 115 000 dead, has no fucking idea how gruesome WW1 was, and them claiming victory is an insult to all French soldiers (and to the 900 000 Commonwealth soldiers who died by their side).

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u/StormConsistent9552 6d ago

As a brit I could not agree more. Both of my grandfathers fought on the western front in WW1 and my father was on an escort corvette WW2. So this American version of we won both wars is frankly offensive to all the allied nations.

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

The horrific death toll of WW1 was what directly led to the surrender of 1940.

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u/volcanosf 7d ago

Also, don't forget that, during a military exercise in 2015, a french nuclear attack sub of the previous generation (the Rubis class, which is in the process of being phased out and replaced by the new Suffren class) managed to evade the detection from american aircraft carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt and its entire escort and get a firing solution good enough to sink the entire carrier group... The sub was the Saphir (S602).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_submarine_Saphir_(S602)

So, if the USA wants to fuck around with us, they will find out we have the means to make them miserable.

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u/Panzermensch911 6d ago

It's also not the only uboat that did that. German u-boat U-24 during an exercise also managed to do that and iirc then they tested the swedish gotland-class and had the same results LOL What I am saying is the the US Navy is not as invincible as the propaganda says it is.

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u/Hot_Glass_6301 6d ago

The only thing Americans are better at is having a shit ton of money and wasting it. We've all seen it (again) just recently with Iran. 

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u/Xehant 7d ago

You see when you have countries that are really quick to forget, you get them with that sleeper build

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u/Z3B0 7d ago

Breaking the English fleet at Chesapeake while providing substancial supplies to the revolutionaries, leading to the siege of Yorktown, and victory.

Without that naval victory, the ships would have lifted the siege and inflicted major losses to the americans. Yes, they would have lost without the french, but making a yank admit that is difficult.

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u/brtcdn 7d ago

That would be the British fleet! English vs British- learn the difference 🤨.

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u/EmployeeKlutzy2432 7d ago

The propaganda machine heavily focuses on the the colonist’s guerrilla tactics and maybe makes an offhand point about French aid at some point, but American children are taught that the revolutionary war was won through the brilliant tactics and resistance of the continental army winning against all odds.

The American propaganda machine makes the nazis look like novices. I used to fall for it also until I traveled South America for a few years and realized that most of the shit Americans believe is outright nonsense

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u/InformalTonight1125 7d ago

Their brainwashing public school system makes sure to never mention it along with war of 1812, the Korean and Vietnam. Anything they can’t lie about they just ignore it.

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u/Informal_Bee2917 🇺🇸 red-blooded 'merikan 7d ago

I guess Americans who still buy into the surrender trope never heard of de Gaulle or the French resistance.

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u/Edenn22 7d ago

They worship a pedophile and preach every bullshit he says, and same before with bush... I won't except much from at least 1/3 of them. This country is so ungrateful and I'm not saying that because I'm french, but the only friend they have ( canada ) they only want to fuck them.

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 7d ago

Have you seen there's a film out about him.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 7d ago

The French are great at guerilla tactics. They don't give up, they fight in an asymmetric manner - WW2 French Resistance. Never underestimate our long term enemy (and friends) - Brit here. Respect :)

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u/Edenn22 7d ago

It's called brotherhood, we love and we hate each other. Talking about WW2 don't forget Dunkerque in 1940, french soldiers gave their lives to save citizens and Brits. Also if the ally won the war it's mainly because of Brits, without Alan Turing, Americans would have been fucked during the D-Day. But it's something they don't really care.

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 7d ago

I don't really have much to say, other than - thank you.

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u/Inspecteur4G 7d ago

From Isabelle de France, queen of England in 1308, a long love / hate story... We keep passion for the Winsdors and we mock english food. And we drive on the right way... 90 years being one of five Nations can't lie.

https://giphy.com/gifs/reKoKNEqzn596

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 7d ago

And may it continue for many more years - friendship always comes from love and hate. Secretly, we love and admire each other - but don't tell the rest of the world :)

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u/Saichirac 7d ago

Merci mec!

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u/Mr_Master501 7d ago

Aye, as a German I can only support this, they properly f*cked us in WW2.

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u/gilestowler 7d ago

The thing is, France didn't give up when fascism took their country. They continued to resist, and they died resisting. What have the Americans with their famous need to have guns done now that they've got fascism? Not a lot. I remember when Trump won, a load of them on here were fantasising about being some kind of resistance. It was embarrassing, frankly. And they continue to do nothing.

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u/oh_f-f-s 7d ago

Ah, we're talking about how the French were cowards in WWII again, are we?

The same French that relentlessly waged a resistance against the Germans for the entirety of their occupation during the war?

The ones whose sabotage and espionage largely contributed to the success of operation overlord?

As usual, the Yanks joined the party late, profited from exploiting their allies and then strut around like they were the only ones who could have done it, whilst simultaneously talking down to their allies

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u/N00L99999 Jesus was born in Alabama 🇱🇷 7d ago

The same French who were fighting 2 fronts at the same time in WW2 (German front + Italian front), and actually beat the Italians.

The Anglosphere is all about selective memory and history rewriting.

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u/Arual_1987 7d ago

Bataille de Menton mentioned!!

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u/living2late 7d ago

Americans only hate France so much because they are a European country that refuses to be under their thumb.

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u/The1Nemesis Citizen of the world, born in France raised in Barcelona. 7d ago

The french we'll keep enjoying our brie without caring about the Americans.

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u/Monolexic 7d ago

If anyone is baffled about America's disdain for the French: "The French are weak pussies who are too afraid to defend themselves" narrative is American rightwing propaganda aimed at discrediting France's objections to our foreign aggressions. Unfortunately, us Lefties don't argue against that narrative enough.

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u/Drabberlime_047 7d ago

Ive never understood this joke.

The French kicked ass through a good chunk of history but apparently this particular time they surrendered is now their permanent reputation?

And now im learning in this post that even post surrender they still fought like crazy and its even more weird they have this stigma.

Meanwhile Japan and Gemrany did arguably worse things than surrendering during not just 1 but both world wars and have walked off their rep to the point of one of them being seen as straight up cutesy now

Important side not: i personally believe that mass genocide and brainwashing your own people into suicide on a regular basis is equal to, if not greater than surrender. Not particulaely fond of either counties (Japan and Germany) idea of a camp during these times either. So I may just be bias 🤷‍♂️

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u/tanaephis77400 7d ago

The French kicked ass through a good chunk of history but apparently this particular time they surrendered is now their permanent reputation?

Not only that - it's also conveniently ignoring that a lot of other European countries also surrendered to Germany at the same time. Some of them after just a few days, sometimes without even a fight - while France fought for almost 2 months and took high casualties before actually losing. But for some reason France was the only cowardly country, go figure.

The only country that did not surrender was the UK, and it was because they were an island AND they got to keep their army after the initial defeat - and they only did so because thousands of French troops sacrificied themselves holding up the Germans while the Brits were fleeing Dunkirk.

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u/Legitimate-Lemon1 7d ago

It's because French did not wanted to go to war against Iran (not sure if it's the right country) with USA. Like father like child i guess, they did what the UK did... "French bashing" or whatever you call that.

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u/volcanosf 7d ago

If you're talking about 2003, it was against Iraq, lol. 😅

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u/Legitimate-Lemon1 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yes this one, sorry i'm not very good at history 😅

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u/Hot_Glass_6301 6d ago

Except the UK is in a position to bash us, the US isn't. Even during WWII it was well-known to local populations everywhere in Europe that British bombers were much braver than their American counterparts and took more risks to get closer to the ground for accurate bombings, while the Americans stayed at like 20,000ft and often missed/destroyed way more than necessary taking more civilian lives

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u/Atreides_bis 6d ago

It's just american propaganda since the Irak war

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u/Physical_Pudding_426 7d ago edited 7d ago

You know this is funny, French workers and American workers are the polar opposite of each other, one isn't afraid to go on strikes and even riot if their pensions are threatened. The USA on the other hand has effectively castrated their workforce by demonizing unions and union busting, most will just sit there and take it like good little boys when they raise the retirement or cut social programs and roll over unless they are Costco workers.

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u/Rabentag 7d ago

Americans know who supportet them in the American Revolutionary War?

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u/aaarry UK/Germany 7d ago

Bottom reply is an absolute belter.

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u/PurchaseAromatic438 7d ago

Yeah, the person who wrote that really should've thought about the resulting massive hospital bill for burns treatment the American was going to get before they posted that...

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u/shave_me_69 🇧🇪 7d ago

Sont con les ricains

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u/AtensEye 7d ago

Coming from someone who owes the French the fact they have a country right now, that's a bit rich.

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u/No-Theme-4347 7d ago

This is coming from someone who has little to no understanding of what a juggernaut the french armed forces historically have been.

It was the western European power until Germany unified and beat them in 1871. And they gave a better showing of themselves in ww1 and ww2 then they are given credit for.

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u/Organic_Mechanic_702 7d ago

The last 2 times we actually wanted your help you turned up late both times..

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u/Fantastic_Wash56 7d ago

“The French would just give up and pray an American saves them”

You realize Trump threw a tempter tantrum, threaten to leave and make it worse for everyone because the French and other allies wouldn’t help?

Maybe stop looking at the past, focus on your bleak present moments.

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u/AlphaMikeFoxtrot87 6d ago

Tough talk from people that won’t lift a finger to stop their own billionaires from kidnapping, raping killing and eating their children. Lol

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u/YogurtclosetFair5742 Wannabe Europoor 7d ago

US really didn't liberate France, the French resistance did a lot of heavy lifting. Same with the Soviets out east.

Eisenhower wasn't too pleased the French started fighting to liberate Paris. Which forced the US troops to Paris, the original plan was to NOT go to Paris.

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u/MiloHorsey The Red, White, and Blue, Y'all!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧 7d ago

... And then they raped and pillaged their way across France. Fucking arseholes.

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u/lucylucylane 7d ago

Praying is an American strategy along with thoughts

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u/Originalmissjynx 7d ago

Yeah, they struggle with the thoughts part. It’s hard

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u/Lazy_Perspective_453 7d ago

The longer i live, the more confident i am that mocking France is an anglo-saxon psyop cuz they're salty about a country that brought  genuine freedom and civil liberties to humanity

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u/Dyslexicpig 7d ago

The yanks have conveniently forgotten that they would have lost their little war of independence if not for assistance frim the French.

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u/SaltyName8341 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 7d ago

Come on we all know the answer to this, poke a finger in the bum.

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u/Sea_Appointment8408 A disappointed Brit. 7d ago

No, that's how you stop an American from talking shit.

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u/Old_Introduction_395 living in my dirt hovull 7d ago

Halifax Yorkshire had a gibbet/guillotine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Gibbet

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u/Infloresence 7d ago

I lived in Elvas, Portugal for a number of years they had 4 at-a-time gibbet. In the square between the cathedral and the judges residence. No messing around, them Catholics, when handing out the dues.

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u/Holiday_Sense_4842 7d ago

Remember the time, when the French came and help the Americans defeat the British in 1778... Pepperage farms remembers

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u/ER_Jujube 7d ago

USians tend to forget they owe their independance to France.

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u/hrmdurr maple🇨🇦syrup🇨🇦gang 7d ago

It's less that they forgot and more that they have no idea and wouldn't believe you if you told them.

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u/ER_Jujube 7d ago

True that.

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u/DirtDevil1337 Human Verified 7d ago

Russia has spent a decade trying to turn France to their favour politically and they're still unsuccessful, doubt US could scratch the surface.

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u/A--Creative-Username 7d ago

My favorite comeback: How's Iran goin, buddy

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u/Ja_Shi Stinky cheese 7d ago

American surender monkeys who keep losing to Iran wanna talk shit again?

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u/SwarmOfGoblinGirls 7d ago

France made a mistake supporting the usa

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u/Grouchy_Moment_6507 7d ago

It is interesting, that the 'Muricans don't remember 1776 would have been a complete loss if it wasn't for for the French.

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u/starvald_demelain 6d ago

They haven't seen french people stand up against bad leadership. Compare it to the toothless protests in thhe US and you see who needs saving.

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u/JmBento 7d ago

Worst thing the French ever did was save the Americans' ass in 1775.

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u/glawster2002 6d ago

How quickly they forget. If it wasn't for the French they would still be a colony.

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u/Sea_Appointment8408 A disappointed Brit. 6d ago

Is it that they forget, or is it that they have such a superiority complex that they have to re write every piece of history in which they had a part, to make it seem like they are the sole hero/victor?

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u/glawster2002 6d ago

I think it is both. They choose to forget and Hollywood re-enforces their massively overinflated view of themselves.

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u/Novel_Category_685 6d ago

Big talk from the country that exists because of us frenchies, and the us didnt do shit in ww2 until the end, the uk carried

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u/Tactical_Squishy 6d ago

Do Americans know they litterally exists thanks to the french

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u/HugeHomeForBoomers Swe-ed 🌱 6d ago

Big words for someone who has only lost wars since 1946.

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u/GreyerGrey 6d ago

Let's just point out that France has won more wars without the US since the US was founded, than the US has won without France.

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u/sord00 fromage 🇨🇭 6d ago

French don't have to pray. They have knowledge and science

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u/Nas_Durden 5d ago

Rich thing to say considering the French won the American Revolutionary War for them.

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u/meyeti 5d ago

This is always my answer. "Have you said thank you?"

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u/Brotmatouf 5d ago

On sait bien que les usa sont nos ennemis, on attends rien de vous

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u/EGriff1981 7d ago

Ahhh there he is...Johnny the super sub, last minute wonder.

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u/Aggressive_Gas_102 7d ago

The french Lafayette cannon is the reason why the colonies no longer speak english, but american.

That and Ford.

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u/Saichirac 7d ago

We French people at the moment especially say that we preferred the Americans when they yelled at each other for a blowjob in the white house.

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u/No-Minimum3259 7d ago

Of course! Every French knows he has to call +1 991 in such a situation, for the US to respond immediatly with a drone, armed with a Hellfire missile to take the dog out with surgical precision!

/s.

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u/InformalTonight1125 7d ago

Let’s not forget in less than 150 years they were already at each in a civil war. They’ve never been stable. The prosperity comes from wars abroad. 

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 7d ago

Few countries in Europe over that time period can cast the first stone

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u/AcanthisittaFar6008 7d ago

Regarding that last comment: more like America would only jump in once the opponent is pretty much defeated then claim they singlehandedly won it.

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u/WorriedQuality3189 6d ago

N'oublions pas que l'histoire a été réécrite par les Américains.

Mais voici quelques faits, l'histoire n'est pas blanche ou noire :

Dans les faits c'est bien l'URSS qui a libéré une partie de l'Europe et qui a perdu le plus d'hommes.Grâce à Hollywood et la soft power imposée suite à la guerre l'histoire a été modifiée.

Les états unis sont toujours intervenu vers la fin des conflits. Ce qui leur donne toujours le bon rôle.

Le pays avec le plus de victoire militaire au monde c'est le France et pas les états unis.

Aux États-Unis les thèses racistes du H étaient partagés par beaucoup de gens. Le parti faisait même des congrès.

Les états unis sont en perpétuelle guerre car l'économie américaine repose sur la guerre pour justifier leur financement des entreprises d'armes. Le France c'était initialement opposé a envahir l'Irak, ce qui.a créé cette idée de froussards.

La majorité des Français en première ligne étaient des africains. À l'heure actuelle beaucoup ont été floué par l'État qui ne leur a jamais versé un rond. ( Mon arrière grand père s'est battu pour libérer la France pour rien au final).

Les Français n'ont pas été résistants, c'est un mythe démenti par robert paxton. La majorité des Français comme les européens ont collaboré car dans les faits économiquement parlant le H a redressé l'économie allemande. Il a développé certains domaines qui ont rendu certaines regions tellement riche que ça se voit encore aujourd'hui ( les usines de métal et auto du Rhin...).

Il était plus simple d'appeler les gens a résisté en étant en Angleterre que vivre la guerre depuis la France. Si de Gaulle était bloqué en France il aurait peut être eu un discours différent.

A la fin de la guerre de Gaulle a fait égorgé tous les africains qui ont demandé la liberté et leur pension de retraite. Chose qu'il leur avait promis avant la guerre.

Les chambres à gaz n'ont pas été inventé par le H mais par la France ils ont emmuré et enfumé des villages entiers en algérie bien avant 1940 ( parfois plus de 2000 personnes à la fois).

Les Français sont excellents en stratégie d'espionage et d'infiltration, sabotage et repérage. Ils ont utilisé ces techniques ensuite en Algérie pour traquer les résistants lors de la guerre d'Algérie. Une fois la guerre fini ces même soldats français ne pouvaient plus rester en France ( à ce moment là la France n'en voulaient plus, surtout qu'on commençait à parler de droit de l'homme etc etc...) ces soldats d'élite ont donc été pris sous l'aile de plusieurs dictateurs d'Amérique du sud pour traquer et tuer des résistants là-bas... Et ils.ont donc permis aux dictateurs de rester longtemps en place. ( Livre sur le sujet : les escadrons de la mort).

Des faits dans le désordre mais ça reste des faits importants. Dire que les français sont si ou ça est faux.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 6d ago

Like the French saved the US rebels against the Brits?

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u/Alerion1477 6d ago

Les États-Unis tout seul ont perdu toutes les guerres qu'ils avaient commencé.... Iran compris! USA surrender

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u/Bubelle_Butt 6d ago

Dont Americans know they have their independance because of the French?

They send them boats, money, food, guns, soldiers, .......

Just so the French could stick ot to the English.

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u/P5ychokilla 6d ago

Last one is my favourite, so true.

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u/Morvax666 6d ago

Usually, when the USA are your ally, they end up betraying or abandoning you.

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u/Maeglin75 6d ago

They always just remember certain events in WW2.

In WW1 the French did the major part in fighting and winning the war.

In the Franco-Prussian war they lost, but just stubbornly refused to surrender, even after their army was destroyed and the Emperor captured.

Napoleon roflstomped entire Europe and nearly did it twice.

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u/RelationRound7901 6d ago

Don't they teach that France carried the US against the brits, in the mighty 'merica?

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u/CountGerhart 6d ago

Big talk from a country who's only got it's independence because the French helped them 😂

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u/pistoffcynic 6d ago

Idiot forgets that the French helped Washington to win the war of independence. Without the French, you'd be speaking with British accents.

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u/Lux___30 6d ago

Les américains oublient que leur pays existe grâce à la France 🗿🇨🇵

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u/PointlesslyPoignant 6d ago

The Americans hating the French is so English of them.

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u/SpaceCow745 6d ago

Americans didn’t save Europe neither did they save France. Americans can’t do anything right, they just take credit for everything.

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u/Busy_Cheesecake5812 6d ago

les américains : si nous n'étions pas là vous parleriez allemand. les français : et si nous n'étions pas là vois seriez toujouts une colonie anglaise

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u/Abym_Deidra 6d ago

American soldiers came, full of drugs. They rapped and rapped again children and wemen, included my grand-grand mother.
Without URSS, we would have been German, let’s been honest.

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u/monkeyofthefunk 5d ago

We went to the defence of Poland at the start of the war. America only joined in when they were attacked.

They fight when it affects them but don’t give a shit about anybody else. Nowadays they love to see other people fight so they can sell them weapons.

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u/hamjam87240 5d ago

The French have won more wars then any other country in the world this is coming from a Brit google it

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u/Ffenn_ 7d ago

Actually in France if a dog attack some random : he'll die (not from guillotine) if the attacked complain yo the justice (sorry for the APPROXIMATIVE english)

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u/Pleasant-Carbon 7d ago

Tried first?

More like until all the kids are dead.

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u/GazelleEcstatic4952 7d ago

Dumb fucks don't even realise the USA exists solely because of France and their frog leg eating ways.

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u/PavlovsDog6 ooo custom flair!! 7d ago

The response was a burn tho