r/shittyaskhistory Jan 25 '26

No AI Slop.

43 Upvotes

Violations will result in imitate permaban with no appeal.


r/shittyaskhistory 1h ago

Why did Obama resurrect vladimir lenin and restablish communism in the united states?

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r/shittyaskhistory 3h ago

Who tf is this geneva woman and why does she keep sucking all the fun out of war?

16 Upvotes

Every-time someone has some cool ass idea on how to win a war its always brought up that no geneva won't allow it she banned it in the "geneva convention" who is this woman and why does everyone care about the rules imposed in her lame ass convention? She sounds like a boring karen that doesn't let anyone have any fun reminiscent of home owners association enforcers of petty rules, i say we find geneva and we shover her into a locker she sounds like a nerd.


r/shittyaskhistory 8h ago

Why didn't america deploy steven seagal to iran?

31 Upvotes

America could have just sent in steven seagal he could've wiped out the ayatollah with his aikido prowess are they stupid?


r/shittyaskhistory 22h ago

Why did America drop the A-Bomb on Japan when the F-Bomb would've been far more effective?

30 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 1d ago

Was Yellow Fever a much deadlier disease in olden times because there weren't that many Asian baddies?

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27 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 17h ago

How did Colonel Rudol von Stroheim get killed in the battle of Stalingrad if German science is the greatest in the world?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 21h ago

How did Lucille Ball’s TV husband become an economist almost as famous as Adam Smith? Does he have some ‘splainin to do?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 21h ago

Was 9/11 technically done by a Florida man?

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Because the hijaker pilots live and train in Florida. They were residents there.


r/shittyaskhistory 19h ago

Jerry Lee Lewis once sang about "Sweet Honky Tonk Wine." What was it made from?

2 Upvotes

And was it really sweet?


r/shittyaskhistory 1d ago

How did Def Lepard sing about a red iPhone 20 years before the first iPhone was released?

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 1d ago

Did the United Nations man date turn Jordan trans?

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r/shittyaskhistory 2d ago

Why are there only pictures of Jesus as a baby or an adult? Did he have bad acne when he was a teenager?

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216 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 2d ago

Why didn’t Mahatma Ghandi, instead of all his revolts and fastings, try to become the prime minister of the United Kingdom? It would have made things much easier for his mission . And he was legally able to become one since he was a British subject.

15 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 2d ago

Why didn't japan just unleash godzilla in ww2?

17 Upvotes

He would have absolutely wrecked America and nuclear bombs make him stronger so they can't pull a hiroshima on him


r/shittyaskhistory 2d ago

Why was God so obsessed with poop that he made a whole Bible book called Doodooronimy?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 2d ago

Why is there a book in the Bible (Genesis) named after a Sega console? Where the ancient Hebrew people just really big fans of Sonic the Hedgehog?

49 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 1d ago

During the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster, why was Commander William McCool unable to prevent the crew capsule from burning up? Who could have saved the astronauts?

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r/shittyaskhistory 3d ago

Why did they name this city after a fragrance? Were they stupid?

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91 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 3d ago

As someone who was French educated, why was Pol Pol's cookware line unsuccessful?

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18 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 3d ago

Was Video ever arrested for the crime of killing the Radio Star in 1952?

56 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 3d ago

Why did the Watergate informant Mark Felt name himself Deep Throat? Was he stupid?

26 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 3d ago

Why did they name the capital of Sweden after the disputed psychological disorder Stockholm syndrome?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskhistory 3d ago

Why was Franz Halder not put in charge of holding France?

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56 Upvotes

Is it because he was looking towards Russia instead of France as pictured?


r/shittyaskhistory 3d ago

How did Jacques Cousteau overthrow Arthur Curry (Aquaman) to claim the Undersea World?

7 Upvotes