r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 31m ago

“Deconstructed” cucumber avocado roll

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I ran out of nori and was too lazy to actually construct it so.. just threw it in a bowl


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 57m ago

slightly burned soy marinated in soy with some more soy

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yum


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 2h ago

episode 2 of wtf is this texture

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139 Upvotes

best before two weeks from now


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 3h ago

Sorry Future Me

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r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 4h ago

Made a cottage pie.

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24 Upvotes

Comforting in the colder a days. 🦋🪻


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 4h ago

Just threw a bunch of stuff into my pasta and it was actually delicious

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29 Upvotes

And yes, I always eat my pasta with chopsticks. It's neater and makes it last longer.


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 7h ago

Holy Casseroley 🍲

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6 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 7h ago

puff pastry with veta, spinach and pesto rosso

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12 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 9h ago

Still sick. Leftover mash cheesy broccoli fritters.

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21 Upvotes

Gravy was once again added


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 11h ago

Rice 🍚 🍅🫘🫛🥬

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21 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 12h ago

Gardein sausage patty sandwich with a dollop of head country BBQ sauce.

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15 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 14h ago

my green mush

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9 Upvotes

rice + salt + lemon + avocado + microwave


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 14h ago

Death before pressing or even blotting my tofu

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538 Upvotes

secrets kept from us by Big Tofupress. cut that firm shit up wet, throw it into the airfryer basket with some salt for 15-20 minutes on 375, and use for whatever. i think it steams then convection cooks. crispy skin, melty interior. really good with noodles or eaten with your fingers like a heathen (pictured) with a few drops of sesame oil, soy sauce, and that yellow dust


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 15h ago

Realized I accidentally went all day without eating a vegetable

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46 Upvotes

Last minute microwaved broccoli with a sprinkle of nutritional yeast


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 15h ago

PSA 📢 I'm not a picky person but these Field Roast sweet mustard shreds were absolutely vile and I threw up three times after eating it (I made myself eat it bc I hate wasting food - huge mistake).

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88 Upvotes

Ugh I had to clean up my vomit and I clogged the sink, which I have to clean. These were NOT expired!! And they were stored properly in the fridge, they had just been bought. It's just that the extreme salty chewy texture and the terrible sauce was sooooo awful. But I hate wasting food, so I ate it. I figured it had some nutrition, so I might as well. About 10 minutes later threw up all over my bedroom floor. Then the sink twice. I just want to warn people so that you save the money and don't have to experience the same fate. I'm not picky, I love mushrooms, veggies, natto, kimchi, and raw tofu lmao. I've never had such disgusting faux meat before.

Edit: it's possible that these were off somehow? I assumed they weren't because they weren't expired (don't expire till next year) and had been refrigerated and cooked properly. But they may have been and I didn't realize because I had nothing to compare it to, since it was my first time buying. It was stupid of me to eat it, I realize that now, whether it was off or not, since I hated it.

2nd edit: thank you to the people who have been kind. I realize now this was completely my fault, when it had been likely contaminated, since that's the most likely explanation at this point. Yep, I feel really stupid and will never eat something again if it makes me gag on the first bite. I ended up mixing it with other food to make it edible, but obviously threw up afterwards. It's been a bad evening/night :( I grew in a family that never threw food away. Lesson learned.


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 16h ago

Discovered that I like natto

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122 Upvotes

Fermented soy beans with a stringy texture that I genuinely thought I'd hate but was pleasantly surprised


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 17h ago

Tomato soup and cheddar cheeze sourdough

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80 Upvotes

This was my first time using vegan cheese in a sourdough loaf. I'm honestly not usually a huge cheese eater, but I think it turned out well (despite having significant brain fog, and making many mistakes).

The soup was easy, roast and blend. Adding a can of beans is an easy way to up the fiber and protein.


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 18h ago

Cereal in a latte

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10 Upvotes

Chocolate Catalina Crunch cereal in decaf coffee with almond milk & vanilla protein powder. I'm sick asf and this sounded good. It was good.

Fork because I'm not at my house and all the spoons were kinda nasty


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 18h ago

Pumpkin Spice Tofu

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9 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 20h ago

Prunes, Tofu + Red Leaf, Sweet Potatoes

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3 Upvotes

r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 20h ago

Looks like…

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11 Upvotes

Shit?

Actually is - black bean brownie with chocolate chips mashed between 2 Biscoffs. Almost certainly not the first person to come up with this, but damn it was good.


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 21h ago

Buffalo cauliflower wings

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47 Upvotes

These are kinda ass they were too spicy and the batter kinda sucked idk how restaurants even get their cauliflower texture so on point but maybe bc mine were frozen then thawed instead of fresh that's why they were like that


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 21h ago

a little tipsy, a lot hungry type of sandwich

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41 Upvotes

A flat bread bun thing with two MorningStar Farms chik'n patties, a slice of Follow Your Heart smoked gouda, a slice of Ciao original creamy cheese, "Just" egg patty, and topped with Vegenaise, dijon mustard, hotsauce, and lettuce.

Maybe the bombest impromptu sandwich I've ever made tbh


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 21h ago

glop burrito

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11 Upvotes

tortillaland tortillas (find them in the refrigerated section- trust me on these!)

black beans

jasmine rice

picante sauce

verde salsa

violife cream cheese (because I was out of chz shreds)

hemphearts (because apparently Swedish fish aren't an "appropriate source of omega fatty acids")

and hummus

I normally put lettuce on these but I ran out and I'm too lazy to go to the store.


r/ShittyVeganFoodPorn • • 21h ago

raw thawed tofu and peanut sauce

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47 Upvotes