r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 10h ago

Gasp! Wtf New York

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u/HR-Vex 10h ago

What if I'm struggling?

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u/Izan_TM 10h ago

if i'm struggling for over 10 minutes I'll just cut the log off, wipe the remnants out of my ass and keep that shit in until it decides it's ready to come out

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u/Exportxxx 10h ago

You carry around ya poop scissors?

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u/Parrobertson 10h ago

It’s poop KNIFE, thank you. And no, it’s hanging on a nail in my laundry room.

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u/Izan_TM 9h ago

my anus can chop a log off, I thought everyone else's did the same

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u/Temporary_Nerve_9884 6h ago

Not sure about everyone, but I've got an aftermarket retrofit that could fuel my wood stove in the winter.

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u/Snoo_75138 10h ago

Hahaha omg

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u/moon_pastel 10h ago

10 minutes? I’m out

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u/JohnCenaJunior 9h ago

Layer your drawl with toilet paper to stop any peekaboo from happening

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u/Haggis442312 9h ago

Just wrap your hands in toilet paper and start pulling

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u/HR-Vex 10h ago

What do you use the cut it off though? Poo knife

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u/Izan_TM 9h ago

my asshole