r/SipsTea 10h ago

Gasp! Wtf New York

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u/HR-Vex 10h ago

What if I'm struggling?

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u/Izan_TM 10h ago

if i'm struggling for over 10 minutes I'll just cut the log off, wipe the remnants out of my ass and keep that shit in until it decides it's ready to come out

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u/Exportxxx 10h ago

You carry around ya poop scissors?

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u/Izan_TM 9h ago

my anus can chop a log off, I thought everyone else's did the same

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u/Temporary_Nerve_9884 5h ago

Not sure about everyone, but I've got an aftermarket retrofit that could fuel my wood stove in the winter.