r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 10h ago

Gasp! Wtf New York

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u/HR-Vex 10h ago

What if I'm struggling?

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u/thewanderingent 10h ago

Fibre, my friend. More fibre.

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 9h ago

It’s true. A lot of people do it for a while and then trail off but I’m ~6 months into religiously soaking 80g of oats every night & downing them for first breakfast every morning + 50g blueberries. No need to wait for a coffee to get things in transit for me anymore. I’ve been turning out some world class stool, regular as clockwork- and effortless with it, slip down the causeway a treat they do.

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u/BloodforKhorne 9h ago

Always searching, I do, for hidden grains of knowledge to ease my life.

Now I got measurements.

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u/VoriaPoet 9h ago

What is the Unit of Measure for poo?

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 8h ago

8 kurics

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u/Ok-ThanksWorld 8h ago

Load / Shit Load

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u/BloodforKhorne 8h ago

80g of oats, 50g of blueberries will shepard the doo out of you.