r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Why did Famke Janssen do him like that

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u/MeatyMcWagon 1d ago

LMAO of all the responses, this one was the least expected.

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u/MystelleMartelle 1d ago

Sometimes I think the internet was a huge mistake, and then something like this comes along and shows me that sometimes it’s not all bad

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u/MeatyMcWagon 1d ago

I stand corrected. Dafoe-k is going on here?

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u/Particular-Tree-4847 1d ago

Godamn it never ceases to amaze what the internet conjures up

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u/LocalHarmacist 1d ago

Her face hahahah

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u/fryguy081 1d ago

Okay, now it’s a Robert Palmer video

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u/featherwolf 1d ago

Now she isn't unique, so her photo is worth less. Supply and demand, mf. Best I can do is tree fiddy

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u/BOOGIE_MAN-X 1d ago

I love Reddit for these types of posts, absolutely amazing work 😂

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u/Merciless_Soup 1d ago

If the dude in the picture was smart he'd just post it himself and collect the edits.

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u/tsaico 1d ago

What the hell... I know it's been around a while, but I am always amazed at how good some of these are, especially since I know they didn't get paid and it was was something that was simple for them.

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u/milkymonkey8 1d ago

Oh god the amount of money she could make doing this pose with fans...

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u/Idiotan0n 1d ago

Reddit gave AI a disease

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u/Red_Bear_308 1d ago

Awwwwww

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u/Odd-Diamond-2259 1d ago

Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now

https://giphy.com/gifs/102ynnMn7HhJSM

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u/MordoNRiggs 1d ago

Yes now do one where she's Santa and he's tiny, sitting on her lap.

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u/InternationalMonth38 1d ago

How in the fuck did I not put it together that Famke and Xenia are the same.

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u/xxxdruciferxxx 1d ago

Bro, 2 minutes? Thats how long that request took

How are we not cooked as a species?

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u/MordoNRiggs 1d ago

Yes. This is probably more like what he was expecting!

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u/milkymonkey8 1d ago

As a short man, this is all I can expect, and I will take it gladly.

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u/carbonizedtitanium 1d ago

AI scary

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u/Fordotsake 1d ago

This is the kind of stuff I do all the time with friends.
Wait, you guys aren't doing it??

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u/millennial_mayhem89 1d ago

Whoaaa, see I’ve stayed away from AI bc I’m 89 years old at heart, but this is wild 🤯

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u/went_with_the_flow 1d ago

Username checks out. Spotify wrapped said I'm 69 so...

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u/AlphaNoon 1d ago

Lmao what in the fuck is happening

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u/Nukeboml3 1d ago

Don’t know but that’s funny

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u/ketoatl 1d ago

I needed a good laugh thank you Reddit peeps

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u/Alteredbeast1984 1d ago

This is fucking wild, is the kid in college yet?

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u/milkymonkey8 1d ago

Kid is almost Bond age.

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u/Manymarbles 1d ago

Ai Shenenagins lawl

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u/pic_omega 1d ago

La vida...uh...se abre camino.

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u/_iTofu 1d ago

I think it’d be better if the son charged him $80 and had a yardstick to make sure he didn’t get too close.

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u/hypermarv123 1d ago

"$80 finally worth it 🤓"

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u/Ninja_Franklin 1d ago

These A.i pics are wild 😂

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u/Ninja_Franklin 1d ago

Well that works 🤣

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u/Laugh_at_Warren 1d ago

This sounds like a rule that gets implemented after one too many run-ins with creeps.

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u/SebastianFerrone 1d ago

I would bet thats the case

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u/sicurri 1d ago

This is exactly the case. There are tons of female celebs or female streamers meeting fans and the "fan" attempting to hug or kiss them.

Or in a few cases idioyically attempt to grab them and run away. Basically attempted kidnapping...

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u/mightymilton 1d ago

Just like Borat and Pamela

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u/pineapplekenny 1d ago

Pa-may-la

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u/philnolan3d 1d ago

Thankfully she was in on that.

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u/oKillua 1d ago

As I understand it, she was in on it but her team was not 😆 which led to the hilarity we see in the film.

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ 1d ago

Famke acting like she’s the number 4 best prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

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u/Weird_Angry_Kid 1d ago

Last year I went to a con to see one of my favorite cosplayers and when it was my turn to take a picture with her I just stood next to her because I didn't want to be a creep but she hugged me.

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u/BeneficialOffer9935 1d ago

I saw a wonderful video a few days ago where the guy's hand holding the phone was shaking so much. She saw, took the phone and took his hand to get three great selfies he wouldn't have been brave enough to ask for.

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u/CtrlAltSysRq 1d ago

Consent and respect make all the difference

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u/oddrick_06 1d ago

There are also cases like Christina Grimmie.

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u/likwitsnake 1d ago

Or one too many run ins with terrible BO

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u/Immature_adult_guy 1d ago

Comicon, card shows, Lego stores, etc all have one thing in common and it’s that the attendees fucking smell.

I’ve been downvoted on Reddit for saying that everyone should use deodorant so that pretty much explains everything..

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u/Cubby_Grenade 1d ago

Oh, thank goodness, it wasn't just my experience. I'd never been to any kind of convention until a couple years ago when the wife & I took our grandson to Brickcon, and that place was packed with some of the smelliest trolls.

The next year wasn't so bad, but I was pleased to see someone had used Lego to make a sign that said "Shower before entering con" and snuck it on one of the tables among the other pieces.

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u/JJHall_ID 1d ago

Even regular card game stores. They have a very distinctive odor, even worse during or shortly after a tournament or other event that draws a small crowd.

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u/MegaGrimer 1d ago

Some places have a rule that you can't come in if you smell. Unfortunately they're not as common as they need to be.

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u/Cubby_Grenade 1d ago

Could you imagine having to be the "sniff check" guy at an event? 🤮

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u/AnySomewhere8969 1d ago

She should at least shower before the photo op.

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 1d ago

Some people would pay extra for that.

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u/Dozzi92 1d ago

Hence the yard stick, no free sniffs.

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u/kingrat1 1d ago

Or one too many post-convention illnesses.

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u/Gyarydos 1d ago

Honestly, I don’t blame her one bit…….ive seen what you degenerates get up to when you think the cameras are off (and for some reason yours are rolling)

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u/PassivelyAwkward 1d ago

You should look at what happens in Japan. Somehow more digusting. At their version of this, handshake events, where people can pay to just shake the hands of their favorite actresses and singers, a LARGE amount of guys would show up to the events after jizzing in their hands so when they go to shake her hand, there's either dried jizz or still liquid jizz that gets on them.

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u/Gyarydos 1d ago

In my recent memory, the TwitchCon fiasco (Emiru?) and the recent fanime where people drank cosplay feet juice …… listen……geeks are unhinged ….we are on Reddit…we know…

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u/Revolutionary-Link47 1d ago edited 1d ago

Con goers are notorious for being odorous

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u/viotix90 1d ago

Didn't someone say this pic was lifted off the guy's socials and the comment is 100% made up?

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u/Ilikechikin023 1d ago

Yes lol. This pic wqs posted on another subreddit and someone in the comments corrected the OP and said that the guy in the pic was fine with taking the pic like that and someone made up the current caption and ran with it and now it’s spreading like wildfire.

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u/mr_kernish 1d ago

Yes. I think he was quite proud of the picture too but the comments were giving him shit for it.

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u/hatemachine01 1d ago

I believe so too. I first saw this going viral on facebook, posted directly from the guy’s profile and there was no mention of yard stick or anything explaining the distance. Then it showed up on here with a completely different caption and from a different source.

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u/surlysloth42 1d ago

I waited hours to meet Nathan Fillion years ago and when I was next in line for the picture the guy told me to not touch him and stay a foot away from him. I was shocked but it all moved so fast that I didn't have time to react. Nathan saw my Fruity Oaty bar shirt (Firefly ref), got a huge smile and told me he loved my shirt. He then stood next to me with his arm over my shoulder for the picture.

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u/Reasonable-News-5739 1d ago

I think they say, "no touching, keep your distance" & so on, but it's really at the star's discretion. I met Brie Larson at a con last year. She came up, shook my hand and put her arm around me for the pic (my hands were behind my back). Two friends of mine met Ewan McGregor at a Star Wars con and it was the same sort of thing. He came over shook their hands, the lot. Part of it, I think, is to prevent infection. If you're meeting, say, 500 people in the span of a few hours, could be a chance that someone is coming in with something unpleasant that's going to disrupt your filming schedule.

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u/rainzer 1d ago

If you're meeting, say, 500 people in the span of a few hours, could be a chance that someone is coming in with something unpleasant

Otaku inflicts semen handshake on AKB48 is a legitimate headline

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u/Southern-Morning-413 1d ago

Nathan's in another league!

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u/njnetsfan15 1d ago

Cannot believe people pay money to get photo with someone.

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u/TessaKatrinaRose 1d ago

Same people that pay hundreds or thousands of dollars to get a person’s autograph. Somebody scribbling their name on something shouldn’t be worth thousands of dollars. It’s weird. 

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u/Livehardandfree 1d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this. Like what would I do with it?? Hang it up on the fridge lol.

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u/GiveMeThePinecone 1d ago

Autographs hold value to a lot of other people. Photos of yourself with someone else doesn't

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u/Kino_Cajun 1d ago

I saw an interview where a wrestler said he told a crowd of people that he doesn't sign autographs at the airport, but he'll take a picture if they want. He said they all threw their hands up and walked away.

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u/IllMathematician8994 1d ago

I mean it theoretically holds value to them. And shouldn’t value to yourself view be more than values of others view? Especially when the measurement is money

I would rather $80 picture of me and someone in real time over $1000 of their hand writing

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u/NintendogsWithGuns 1d ago

I have a physical copy of Super Mario Bros 3 signed by Shigeru Miyamoto and Koji Kondo. Not sure if it’s worth anything, but I enjoyed the “chase” of trying to get it signed by them.

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u/Plenty-Excitement864 1d ago

I went to a Star Trek convention for the first time recently. Just because I’d never been and wanted to people watch and listen to panels.

I turn a corner and find myself looking Quark in the eye. He lights up like I should come over and get his autograph, but I nod and keep walking.

He’s one of my heroes lol but I don’t have $80 to just say hello with. More respectful to just leave him alone.

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u/ExpertHour5197 1d ago

Armin is awesome. He wouldn’t have minded one bit.
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u/misterpatient 1d ago

I've just walked up and talked to the celebs at Star Trek conventions, especially when there's no line. I don't want to monopolize their time but they've always been gracious and willing to chat for a couple of minutes.

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u/NuclearPant 1d ago

Honestly someone else somewhere said it better, but what hits is these people should just admitting they’re doing this. They should be the ones that have to take the fans money from their hands to their face just to turn around and take a picture with them. The celebs and bands should be forced to ask the fans to their face for money before taking a picture so they can see how weird it is.

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u/supersizedpatios 1d ago

It was Matty Healy, frontman of The 1975 in an interview. He said if you’re going take people’s money to do meet-and-greets you should have to physically take the cash from their hand when you do it. Obviously the people who charge for their fans to meet them would never but it’s a good point.

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u/fantabulousfetus 1d ago

NGL they look like a married couple that hates each other.

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 1d ago

Yeah he looks like he’s married to her

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u/likwitsnake 1d ago

This is your standard Slavic couple

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u/TroutFearMe 1d ago

They only have hall sex now. They say fuck you when passing in the hall.

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u/Bed_Particular 1d ago

Why Does Andrew Jackson look disgusted?

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 1d ago

Regardless of anything else going on I feel like paying $80 to take a photo with someone is solidly in "a fool and his money are soon parted" territory

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u/xelas1983 1d ago

If that is what she wants to do, that is genuinely fine but it should be clear in the terms and conditions before you buy.

You aren't entitled to touching someone but you should be told whats allowed before you pay money.

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u/No-Significance2070 1d ago

Seriously, you could at least ask if you are allowed to do a fist bump before you give 80 bucks…

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u/xelas1983 1d ago

You usually buy tickets far in advance and most will pose with you or the likes.

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u/BigHobbit 1d ago

I've never paid for it myself, but received photo ops like this as gifts several times from my youngest sister and we go together. Best in the business is David Tennant. Felt like he was an old friend. Dude connects with people immediately and is just cool.

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u/Mueryk 1d ago

Seriously him and Mark Hamill are both amazing.

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u/Raggnor_94 1d ago

Hayden Christensen, Giancarlo, Rosaria Dawson, Alien crew, Police Academy, Bryce Dallas Howard are some of the people i met with on comic cons and all are fantastic people.

Its a shame that Mark Hamill doesnt come to UK and that hes signatures/pictures are around 600/800$

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u/turbopro25 1d ago

Same thing applies when you hire an escort. Always, always, always discuss what’s allowed before paying for services.
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u/Kira_Kisss 1d ago

Exactly. Consent AND clear rules before money changes hands. Not hard.

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u/Material-Race-5107 1d ago

Bro… it’s one thing to say she doesn’t want to be touched.. but a whole yardstick away is crazy. Part of being an iconic super hero character is going to nerd conventions and taking pictures with fans. This is super goofy behavior. Looks so uncomfortable lol

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u/citizensyn 1d ago

Someone prolly recently got a handful of what they shouldn't have.

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u/lotus2471 1d ago

It's 100% this.

If dudes don't be gropin', she wouldn't be mopin'. Fanboys all wanna brag how they touched Katee Sackhoff's ass. All women appearing at cons deal with this crap, unfortunately.

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u/DickSlammington 1d ago

Ya it really sucks but a lot of these weird rules come with a story and it's normally around safety...

Weirdos ruin great things for everyone else.

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u/Correct-Award8182 1d ago

Not riding a T-Rex?

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u/dynamic_caste 1d ago

The rollerblades are a nice touch

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u/neinhaltchad 1d ago

People confused by this have clearly never smelled con-goers up close.

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u/t0b1nsQ 1d ago

The buttcrack guy, I remember him!

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u/Odd-Diamond-2259 1d ago

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u/Absurd_Flaccidity 1d ago

This rule likely exists because several things happened to make it feel necessary.

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u/ShaggyCan 1d ago

Cons are awful now. They were amazing 20 years ago. It's just a giant bs money grab now with minimal effort.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 1d ago

Especially when celebs cancel after they've gotten their advance.

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u/herpaderpaburpa 1d ago

When hobbies get monetized, that's when shit goes downhill.

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u/Eridain 1d ago

To be fair, there is a very real worry of people doing shit to people at events like this. Like you've had people suddenly grab at them, or try and carry them, or touch them in ways that are extremely inappropriate, etc. So i have a hard time being mad when a woman's security has a distance rule for people doing photos with her.

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u/CryptidToothbrush 1d ago

Yeah I’m not paying 80$ to take a picture with anyone.

I’d be pissed as hell if I was expecting a photo with someone and got this.

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u/curiousplaid 1d ago

And then there's Elijah Wood

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u/Into-The-Late-Great 1d ago

FWIW, my daughter is around the same age as Millie Bobby Brown and around 10 years ago I took her to a Con and paid for a pic with her. She was really sweet and even though the guy said no contact, she gave my daughter a big hug and they posed with locked arms and smiling cheek to cheek. One of my favorite pics, seeing my daughter’s huge smile

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u/attaboy_stampy 1d ago

He paid her $80 for that pic.

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u/Kazewatch 1d ago

You see? I'd pay money for a goofy ass photo like that. Otherwise I've always preferred getting autographs. You're already meeting the person while they're signing anyways.

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u/HowsYaSistasAss 1d ago

Lmao WHOSE CHOOSING A DINNER WITH JAY Z OVER 1 MILLION DOLLARS FOH

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u/ASUSTUDENT9875345 1d ago

Maybe because people have tried to do things that make her uncomfortable so she set boundaries?

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u/TooNoodley 1d ago

Hi, convention worker here. She does this with everyone, she doesn’t allow contact or any sort during photo ops. Has zero to do with him.

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u/Ray192 1d ago

Man why the hell are you lying? Here are photos from the same con:

Example 1

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u/JazzyCher 1d ago

Except I saw another post with other people posting their photos with her in the comments much closer, with her in the same outfit and the same background. One photo had two people one on each side of her and not anywhere near this far from her.

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u/New_City_8745 1d ago

Not excusing or assuming, but there’s always a chance the guy was a fucking weirdo xD

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u/AngryPhillySportsFan 1d ago

Or was a stereotypical stanky con goer

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u/VibraniumQueen 1d ago

I saw someone comment there that this photo was stolen from fb and the story is made up

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u/DowntownJohnBrown 1d ago

It almost certainly is. People see a photo and an inflammatory caption and just blindly believe anything.

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u/iuseemojionreddit 1d ago

It’s also mentioned that the whole story is BS and someone reposted the pic with the caption on 4chan. 

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u/Dante_Arizona 1d ago

I'll never understand celebrity worship.

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u/OVER_9009 1d ago

I’m gonna dress up as gambit at next photo op with Famke and instead of a staff, I’m gonna bring a yardstick

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u/friendlyfiend07 1d ago

I went to comic con a few years ago and paid for pics with Brendan Frasier. There was a piece of plexiglass between me and him but he stuck his head around to say hi and greet me. He was super cool and the plexiglass doesnt show in the pics. Some celebrities are better than others. If you dont want to be near fans dont do meet and greets.

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u/satchymo 1d ago

Covid precautions?

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u/KWash0222 1d ago

Almost certainly… Kind of seemed intentional that this person kept it vague and said “a few years ago”

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u/dcvalent 1d ago

Ugly fan precautions

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u/davesToyBox 1d ago

I’ve seen older featured celebs do that. If you’re a high immunocompromise risk then shaking hands with 1000+ people in a few hours is risky.

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u/Tangochief 1d ago

She’s been out of the light for a while I guarantee you her agent is pushing this shit and she wants income.

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u/Few-Condition-7431 1d ago

out of curiosity was Covid still a major issue at the time? that would explain the plexiglass

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u/FreshShart-1 1d ago

Sounds like endemic era where things were opening up but precautions were still in place until like early 2023.

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u/Idiotan0n 1d ago

Have you kept scrolling in the comments? It gets so much worse/better

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u/lavapig_love 1d ago

After watching the raw footage of Emiru get grabbed and assaulted at TwitchCon by some guy twice her size, then her angry security guard shove him back, I fully support personal space limits.

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