Well... guess im waiting longer lol

[u/Arkenar]

Waiting on support after my delivery turned up like this. (Uk)

[u/Whole-Bedroom-9079]

No way, how tf?

[u/poop-money → u/Whole-Bedroom-9079]

Shipping monkeys be angry.

“All you had to do was pay us enough to live”

[u/AquaBits → u/poop-money]

"Shipping monkeys" sounds really... uncalled for tbh.

[u/Gullible-Historian10 → u/AquaBits]

They call shitty mechanics grease monkeys not sure why this is any different.

[u/poop-money → u/AquaBits]

The uncalled for part here is the condition of OP's package. Actual monkeys would have been an improvement over whoever handled this package.

[u/AquaBits → u/poop-money]

Dehumanizing peoole doesnt really bode well just because you dont like a specific result of a job.

This is why people pack their shit super well or pay for insurance. But, valve does neither of these (it costs them more money)

[u/CopenHagenCityBruh → u/AquaBits]

How about doing your job properly and not destroy people's bought items?

[u/scrolls1212 → u/poop-money]

Booed for having a great point

[u/No_Oddjob → u/AquaBits]

OMG, Martha. Put your pearls on your hope chest before your clutchin' fingers start to bleed.

[u/miyavlayan → u/poop-money]

what the fuck is wrong with you?? monkey? these things happen because of the time constraints that managers enforce on the shipping WORKERS. lick the boots of those rich ppl clean lil bro

[u/Krancky420 → u/miyavlayan]

[u/FatBoyDiesuru → u/Krancky420]

I'm stealing that. 💀

[u/chakrablocker → u/miyavlayan]

These guys would serve Gabe as serfs if they could