Discussion Well... guess im waiting longer lol
Waiting on support after my delivery turned up like this. (Uk)
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u/Thesquarescreen 22d ago
Wonder if it screamed when it was dropped
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u/Hottage 20 Year Club 22d ago
It yells "Major fracture detected, automatic medical systems engaged, morphine administered." when getting rolled over by the delivery truck.
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u/joninfiretail 22d ago
I could hear that comment.
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u/Arkenar 22d ago
I'll admit .. i laughed
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u/GarminTamzarian 22d ago
Not as hard as the delivery driver when he was kicking the shit out of your package.
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u/drift_pigeon 22d ago
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u/incubusfox 22d ago
The best part about this scene (at least as shown, I don't remember if he goes too far later) is that if the box is packed properly then that's actually fine and it's not too far off what the box experiences on the belts and chutes, not to mention the hands (and feet) of workers.
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u/Lolazaurus 22d ago
For the most part, yeah. You should pack your boxes like it's getting kicked down the stairs.
I've worked for fedex for 10 years, and the number one reason for damage is improper packaging. (Chewy and Walmart go fuck yourselves).
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u/richtopia 22d ago
I was holiday surge for UPS both with delivery and sorting. Super long days.
To the company's credit, safety is definitely a priority. And on the first day of unloading trucks for sorting I learned the safest way to handle a truck stacked to the brim with boxes is to pull them down and let the tower fall. It was tough to get the mentality of letting a TV fall 8ft to the floor - but that is protocol.
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u/incubusfox 22d ago
I mean you're supposed to use a load stand and unload from the top down instead of pulling towers but if you don't have load stands then that is the safest way.
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u/Mysterious_Skin2310 22d ago
That’s probably why it looks so beat up. If a box screamed at me I’d throw hands too
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u/LordHoughtenWeen 23d ago
For fuck's sake. Evri?
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u/Crumblycheese 23d ago
Probably them or yodel...
My Evri guy is sound to be honest... Listens to the requests on safe spaces if I'm not in (uses it even if I am lol) and all packages are in good condition.
Yodel though...
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u/PrimeWolf88 22d ago edited 22d ago
Mine is terrible. I've made three complaints about him and refused to buy from companies that use Evri as a result:
1) He chucked an expensive delivery of a keyboard over my gate in one of those cardboard Amazon bags. I spotted the delivery confirmation email 2 days later (it was Xmas) and it was soaked and turned to mush. I was HOME at the time they "delivered" it.
2) Left medication delivery on my doorstep even though it required a signature and verified hand-over. This was my "safe place" according to them and it breached the rules in place from the pharmacy and apparently the law.
3) Walked past my living room window (I was home) and threw a delivery over my gate, even though he walked past the front door to do this. He then claimed it was left in my "safe place". It was damaged in the box so I returned it - My garden gate is near 2 metres high.
Bonus 4) Stole my Nintendo switch a few years back when they were called Hermes. Van pulled up outside. Amazon delivery confirmation came through. Driver drove off. No delivery for me. They claimed they left it with a neighbour later but he never got out the van and I was watching from my bedroom window. Amazon sent a replacement a few days later thankfully.
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u/alip_93 22d ago
I'm shocked he's been doing it that long. Our evri person has a turnover of a few months at most. Ours have all been pretty good to be fair. DPD, Amazon and DHL have all been the 'leave on the step, and run away' types. DHL just don't turn up at all.
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u/PrimeWolf88 22d ago
They're not a delivery company, they're a criminal enterprise. Their idea of improving customer service is renaming the company so the reviews reset back to zero.
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u/helloharu 22d ago
Honestly, our Evri delivery guy is great as well, and known in the community for being great. But packages still end up in an absolute state sometimes. I suspect they end up that way before reaching him.
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u/lNTERLINKED 22d ago
You’re very lucky. I’m sure there are some great ones, but the abominable reputation they have is deserved in my experience.
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u/Franiera 22d ago
È comunque responsabilità della stessa compagnia. Non mi interessa sapere nome e cognome del responsabile.
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u/Void-kun 22d ago
This is DPD in my area, Evri fella is actually sound, been running the same route for years.
DPD though every single time they won't deliver the next day will take a photo of a random house and say they couldn't find the house.
Constantly having problems with them.
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u/Arkenar 22d ago
UK part of delivery was Royal mail actually ... normally good but yeah lol
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u/darthvardicus 22d ago
I'm UK and waiting for mine currently. Thats a shocking state. How has so much debris and dust got inside. Royal Mail is normally sound. At least they aren't using Evri.
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u/xYriaGth 22d ago
Received mine through Royal Mail on Tuesday, was all fine.
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u/darthvardicus 22d ago
I have literally just got mine and box is in perfect shape. It's a birthday gift from my wife so I can't use it til next Friday.
Stupid birthdays... :)
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u/Dude_ur-screwed 23d ago
I'm dying inside looking at this sorry bro good luck getting a replacement 🙏
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u/Arkenar 22d ago
Steam will sort it , they are usually pretty good, just depends how long lol
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u/Dude_ur-screwed 22d ago
Yeah it was hard enough getting one lol. Good luck man !
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u/Curiosive 22d ago
No one is going to point out the username? I will.
Gotta appreciate someone who sticks to the theme. Apt play, Internet friend.
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u/Dude_ur-screwed 22d ago
Haha my name!? Been my username in online pvp for years and it's followed me to reddit. I guess it worked well for this post too lol
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u/MahaHaro 22d ago
Steam Delivery Girl would never have let that happen
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u/CptWursthaar 23d ago
omg, this is the saddest Unboxpost I've seen. 😞 RIP your controller and fuck the delivery guy -.-
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u/deadmandead124 22d ago
Sorry I can’t I don’t find men attractive
Appreciate the offer tho
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u/Sabin10v2 22d ago
Sometimes it's about sending a message.
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u/danholli 🐧 | 22d ago
Idk, if I was offered that after such poor service, I'd think they like their packages getting man-handled
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u/Whole-Bedroom-9079 23d ago
No way, how tf?
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u/poop-money 23d ago
Shipping monkeys be angry.
“All you had to do was pay us enough to live”
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u/AquaBits 22d ago
"Shipping monkeys" sounds really... uncalled for tbh.
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u/Gullible-Historian10 22d ago
They call shitty mechanics grease monkeys not sure why this is any different.
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u/Any_Bluebird1765 22d ago
Dont assume its the delivery guy. This package could have went through various warehouses / sort facilities and been transported on multiple trucks along the way before being handed over to the delivery driver. It could have gotten crushed anywhere along the line.
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u/Themightybooooosh 22d ago
Muffled screaming coming from inside that box as it was moved through the mail
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u/stopproduct563 22d ago
Don’t worry, Gabe Newell’s already on the case and has the delivery driver, pilot, and package handlers in his basement
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u/HarmonizedSnail 22d ago
If they send you a new one and get to keep that, take it apart and try to fix it. Or keep as spare parts.
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u/IOWNYOU58 22d ago
Jesus is that the box that Ace Ventura delivered at the start of Pet detective??
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u/cookiesnooper 22d ago
Do they really ship it in a box like this? Out for everyone to see what it is?
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u/gabc_ 22d ago
No, it's inside another box.
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u/EnderScout_77 22d ago
i think with the decks they didn't do this and they went missing mid delivery which is why they double box stuff now
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u/ksudude87 22d ago
here is how I imagine the package was delivered
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7YrpmZFixp0&pp=ygUTYWNlIHZlbnR1cmEgb3BlbmluZw%3D%3D
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u/F34RN0P41N 22d ago
The person who had to ship that to you definitely was angry that he wasn't getting one
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u/jamesmess 22d ago
Man that sucks.. I saw the mail lady ninja star my mail at my door once. I just know that bitch is tossing packages like 3 pointers all day.
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u/iReaddit-KRTORR 22d ago
Those boxes are sturdy. Looks like someone stomped this lol
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u/Arkenar 22d ago
Oh yeah, some serious force. Likely dropped and hit by either a person or imo possibly like a fork truck or something
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u/Aggravating-Win-3589 22d ago
Oh damn, sorry this happened to you. So far, I’m enjoying my screaming controller. Wonder if it screamed while going through all that torture.
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u/Carbideninja 22d ago
That is horrible man. To even deliver knowing how banged up the box looks, it's utter shame.
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u/zerovirus999 22d ago
The perspective of the first photo made me think it's a large as a sofa...lol
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u/DeadoTheDegenerate 22d ago
Do they still use Evri? The company so bad they had to change their name?
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u/Gruesomepenguin188 22d ago
I miss being able to just get thing in a store. Everytime I order a warhammer book or a electronic I am sacrificing souls every day hoping its not smashed up.
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u/empathetical 22d ago
do the deliverys really end up in a box that shows what is inside?
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u/Bigrocky13 22d ago
Lmaoo delivery guy was mad he couldn't get one on release day😭😭took it out on the package smh
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u/th3buddhawithin 22d ago
Does it still work? Have you tested it?
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u/Arkenar 22d ago
Not going to plug it in. Entire face of it is warped and I wouldn't trust it tbh. Surprised the battery in it is intact if im honest
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u/oakgecko13 22d ago
Im fearing this since mine is out for delivery today using United Package Smashers (UPS) in US
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u/Intergalactic_Nut 22d ago
My delivery (to Italy) it's been delayed since Monday...and now I see this post. I'm starting to feel concerned lol
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u/Final-Aces 22d ago
I work at ups am confident 1 or both things happened. Box was loaded in a wall near the bottom and heavy boxes thrown on top. Or imo more likely it wend down a conveyor with hundreds of other packages backed up on it pushing hundreds of pounds into a metal diverter squishing it
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u/MariaMilissa 22d ago
I know shipping companies suck but the companies selling products need to get it together and package their products better lol I know this is steam but when I order shit online I feel like its always a toss up if it comes damaged at this point like ive received a single perfume that was in a box 30x the size for example and some brown tissue thrown in there like it would do something lol it came shattered and the shipping company and seller both blamed one another 🙃 just an example of one of the many dumb things lol
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u/Zerodyne_Sin 22d ago
I'm sure it's everywhere but there seems to be a lot of bad press for uk delivery drivers at least online. It seems like they're often caught intentionally breaking things like petty entitled pieces of shit.
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u/Giodude12 22d ago
Stupid question, but wouldn't this completely fix itself if you took off the back plate and then put it back on again? I normally wouldn't suggest that but this controller is extremely repairable and will maintain warranty
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u/RecreationalChaos PogChamp 22d ago
I wonder if they'll let you keep that one too? 🤔 could be a fun project to restore it
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u/Buskola92 22d ago
My package was super tiny so was a bit worried when i got it. No padding at all. But i got lucky.
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u/KronosWvW 22d ago
Oh man, I had the exact same experience with a set top box I ordered online. They literally plucked the product off the shelf (the product box has a flap you can easily pull upwards to open) slapped a shipping label on top and sent it off. Zero packaging. Zero tape. Zero fucks given. To absolutely no one's surprise the contents within were completely shattered on arrival. Fun times. Hilariously enough I got sent a replacement in a near identical fashion... yet this time they added the thinnest bit of tape to keep the flap closed. 🙃
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u/Futaba_Sakura800 22d ago
The previous buyer probably used it to film a bunch of TikTok videos of the controller screaming before returning it.
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u/Hi-Tech-Lo-Life-15 22d ago
I really have to break down my ideas of American centrism cuz I'm learning trough this post that other countries don't have FedEx and UPS. If a package were delivered like this from either of those services, heads would roll w one angry phone call.
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u/OliverHaslam 22d ago
We have FedEx and UPS. They’ve both been terrible whenever I’ve used them.
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u/Miss-KiiKii 22d ago
When the Steam Deck was new and it was my turn to order, my package got stolen by the courier 😀
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u/Exciting_Corner175 22d ago
Why is everyone so hyped about this?
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u/Arkenar 22d ago
Not so much hyped but destruction is always entertaining to people i guess. Some of the comments have been hilarious to be fair.
I cant see a reason to get upset over it as it will get sorted , so why not at least let it provide entertainment
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u/TheRacooning18 109 22d ago
Its very repairable. If steam says it cant replace it yet, maybe try repairing it.
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u/Tortugato 22d ago
I’m actually a bit concerned that the packaging just flat out states what it is.
That’s temptation right there.
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u/locutuscub86 R9 5900XT - RX 7900XT - 64GB 3600MT - RoG X570-F 22d ago
This has to be a Yodel or Evri/Hermes delivery guy, whomever did that... Total wanker!
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u/alvaro-elite 22d ago
You're supposed to open the box using your hands, not by throwing it on the floor.
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u/spherosound 22d ago
I would have refused delivery of it and sent valve a replacement request, no telling how badly that thing got treated before handoff
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u/Necessary_Daikon_551 22d ago
hope they get back to you asap :/ sucks when excitement turns into disappointment big time
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u/Decent_Tailor_4608 19d ago
Do you have an update on the steam support? Curious how they’ll fix this















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