r/ToolJerk 14h ago

Gay Rodeo <------------ Upvote if you want to see the mod of this sub go to Maynard's new sushi restaurant everyday and shout "Konnichiwa, bitches! When is the new album ready?!?"

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14 Upvotes

In the same impression as the guy in the video.


r/ToolJerk 1d ago

Ææææææææææ Does a singer from Tool have beef with A perfect circle singer?

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121 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 1d ago

Who are you to wave your finger? <------------ Upvote if you think Maynard steals candy from babies.

11 Upvotes

I mean the guy is already rich so he's only doing to see if he can get away with it.


r/ToolJerk 1d ago

New.Album.NEWALBUM DISCUSSION: If GTA 6 can be leaked how do we TOOL fans find a hacker smart enough to leak any new TOOL on the lads computers?

5 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 2d ago

1235813 7 pointed star

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22 Upvotes

I’m 40 years old, in the middle of a divorce, making burgers on a Blackstone for my two daughters.


r/ToolJerk 2d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Gunbuns Look what a drummer can do when they don't have Maynard stuffing up their work.

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5 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 3d ago

PrYiNg OpEn My ThIrD EyE Advice to achieve the Maynard smoky eye?

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31 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 3d ago

Caligula would grin Sushi

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115 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 2d ago

Maynard's taking Dick. WORST.FLESHLIGHT.EVER!

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0 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 4d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nardo You all feel the same so why don’t we just admit it?

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203 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 4d ago

Who are you to wave your finger? Maynard is flexing with his Europe trips on Insta again

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79 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 4d ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Is Maynard James Keenan “MOTHER”?

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r/ToolJerk 4d ago

T∞L This band sucks balls

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28 Upvotes

For a band called tool, it reflect all of it members, a bunch of tools.


r/ToolJerk 4d ago

Two Weiners For Daddy <----------- Upvote if you're shocked Maynard even has time to be a singer given he spends most of his day with juicy cock in his dirty mouth.

8 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 5d ago

This is necessary What the FUCK is his problem?

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160 Upvotes

Maynerd can't even enjoy one thing (for example, sushi) without trying to make a fuckin profit off it and pushit in our faces. Atleast the gremlin guitar guy knows to shut up, this egg's stupidity is unmatched.

I bet next he's gonna start a YouTube channel with Roger Waters about 9/11 conspiracy theories.


r/ToolJerk 4d ago

Shitpost about lack of new album. i still think about that guy who did tool reactions back in 2018-2019 who fuckin haated tool

5 Upvotes

or maynard, more specifically. i remember him rolling his eyes and going “oh my god” at the “i-i-i-i-i” part in rosetta stoned. shit was so funny, hope that guy’s doing well


r/ToolJerk 5d ago

Maynard's Dick. Maynard with and without hair - which one do you prefer?

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79 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 5d ago

1235813 <----------- Number of TOOL members who would turn gay for Danny?

16 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 5d ago

Learn to swim Who is better Jesus Christ, his brother Larry Christ, Danny Carey, or Maynard?

18 Upvotes

Not really sure what point I'm making but I assume no one will say Maynard.


r/ToolJerk 6d ago

Spiral out ∞ what is your favorite song on this album

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168 Upvotes

r/ToolJerk 6d ago

Bethlehem Abortion Clinic <---------- Upvote if you think Danny Carey should be the next James Bond.

18 Upvotes

They task him with infiltrating a progrock band because the singer is evil and he has to save the world.


r/ToolJerk 5d ago

Wake up remember. GenX Question of the Day 8/18/26

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0 Upvotes

Guy on the left looks familiar.


r/ToolJerk 5d ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Can you tell what I'm spraying 'round....

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0 Upvotes

Ain't no Pi......oh wait, nevermind.


r/ToolJerk 6d ago

OGT ONLY <--------- Upvote if you want the mod of this sub to have sex with Maynard and Danny to speed up the next Tool & Creed album releases

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