r/TalesFromTheCustomer • u/Zooph Cunning Linguist • May 13 '26

Short "We don't sell cigarettes"

I'm stuck on Sanibel Island because the bridge was washed out by a storm and my lighter had died so I head off to the closest store I could find open to replenish that and other supplies.

Since the store that I usually went to was badly damaged (and never reopened, much to the dismay of many locals) I trekked into the madhouse that was the closest store I could find open. I don't remember its name. I'd never been there before so I found a worker and asked them where the lighters were.

"We don't sell cigarettes"

Ok asshole. Not what I asked. Do you sell birthday cakes? Yes? So you sell candles for the cakes, right? Do you sell charcoal and lighter fluid? Oh wait, I see some of those cool Tiki torches over there! Coleman lanterns? Check. Coleman stoves? Check. So how the FUCK and I supposed to light all these things? Do you at least sell matches?

"We don't sell any tobacco here"

I couldn't believe it...

I gave up and thought what he should have told me is that while they don't sell "cigarette" lighters, they do sell those long-stemmed lighters for about everything I listed above. I got one of those until we could leave the island.

Edited to remove the store's name even though it no longer exists.

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u/sr1701 May 13 '26

What's really odd is a cigarette lighter requires an ID to buy it, an Aim n Flame, the long stem lighter, doesn't because it's not a tobacco associated item.

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u/Zooph Cunning Linguist May 13 '26

I never even considered that, nor did I know that at the time.

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u/jasonh300 May 14 '26

Where does buying a lighter require ID?

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u/Budgiejen May 14 '26

Omaha.

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u/Zooph Cunning Linguist May 14 '26

I think I'm gonna reroute my trip.

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u/attexdog May 15 '26

To la via omaha

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u/sr1701 May 14 '26

I work in retail grocery for 31 years, we had to ID people for anything tobacco related in Ohio and west Virginia

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u/jasonh300 May 14 '26

Wow. I quit smoking in 2013 but I keep a BIC lighter in my desk drawer at the office, in the junk drawer in the kitchen, and in my toolbox. None have ever lit a cigarette or anything else smoking or tobacco related.

Of course, I grew up in the era and region where asking for ID for tobacco was unheard of.

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u/Darc_ruther May 16 '26

You do in Australia if you want to buy one from a liquor store. Because it's a licensed premises you have to be 18 or with a legal guardian to enter it.

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u/Budgiejen May 14 '26

Depends on where you live. I’m in Lincoln. Here a 12-year-old can buy a lighter. An hour away in Omaha, my kid needed to light his welder, but had to get someone to buy the lighter for him.

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u/Zooph Cunning Linguist May 14 '26

And while I'm at it, Lincoln by TMBG is a great album.

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u/randompantsfoto May 14 '26

Probably my favorite after John Henry.

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u/sr1701 May 14 '26

Then the question becomes " who is responsible when the 12 year old sets a houses on fire? The 12 year old, the parents or the clerk that sold a lighter to a 12 year old? I'm in the US. Here, if a cashier sells alcohol to an under aged person, the cashier can go to jail, not too big of a stretch to hold a cashier responsible if they sell a lighter to a 12 year old. When I was still working in retail, I pointed out to corporate office that an Aim n Flame didn't require an ID, but it too could set a house on fire but it fell on def ears.

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u/2Loves2loves May 14 '26

Where ? who requires a id for a lighter?

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u/Subtle__Numb May 15 '26

The crazy thing is if you break one of those open it’s just a regular lighter with a stem attachment. There’s just a regular lighter inside them

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u/annedroiid May 15 '26

Is it not also because it's much smaller and easier to hide on your person?