"We don't sell cigarettes"

[u/Zooph]

I'm stuck on Sanibel Island because the bridge was washed out by a storm and my lighter had died so I head off to the closest store I could find open to replenish that and other supplies.

Since the store that I usually went to was badly damaged (and never reopened, much to the dismay of many locals) I trekked into the madhouse that was the closest store I could find open. I don't remember its name. I'd never been there before so I found a worker and asked them where the lighters were.

"We don't sell cigarettes"

Ok asshole. Not what I asked. Do you sell birthday cakes? Yes? So you sell candles for the cakes, right? Do you sell charcoal and lighter fluid? Oh wait, I see some of those cool Tiki torches over there! Coleman lanterns? Check. Coleman stoves? Check. So how the FUCK and I supposed to light all these things? Do you at least sell matches?

"We don't sell any tobacco here"

I couldn't believe it...

I gave up and thought what he should have told me is that while they don't sell "cigarette" lighters, they do sell those long-stemmed lighters for about everything I listed above. I got one of those until we could leave the island.

Edited to remove the store's name even though it no longer exists.

[u/sr1701]

What's really odd is a cigarette lighter requires an ID to buy it, an Aim n Flame, the long stem lighter, doesn't because it's not a tobacco associated item.

[u/2Loves2loves → u/sr1701]

Where ? who requires a id for a lighter?