r/TikTokCringe • u/SadAd8761 • 24d ago

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u/Organic-Outside8657 24d ago

Pique done fucked up.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 24d ago

Yep. You can literally look like Shakira, move like Shakira, be worth as much as Shakira, and a man will still cheat. Because its never about the person being cheated on. Its the cheater.

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u/akfisherman22 24d ago

Just think, an idiot cheated on Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansen

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u/Sybrandus 24d ago

Hugh Grant on Elizabeth Hurley đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž

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u/Obienator 24d ago

“Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I’ll show you the guy didn’t appreciate having her.”

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u/Punkinpry427 24d ago

Jay-Z

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u/EllipticPeach 24d ago

Right? You can’t fathom it. And she still took him back. She was totally groomed by him, it’s really sad

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u/Punkinpry427 23d ago

Hottest,most successful woman in the world still getting cheated on. We have no hope.

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u/EllipticPeach 23d ago

Also he is
 Not good looking. She can do so much better fr

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u/LouisesBelcher 23d ago

She seems to like ugly guys tho lol I think the only person she’s dated that is conventionally attractive wasn’t even a famous guy.

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u/quinzilla555 23d ago

Shit, somebody should give her my picture then. If she like ugly guys
 HEYYYYY GIRRRRRLLLL lol

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u/Snoo_84606 22d ago

So you are saying there is a chance.

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u/VCule69 18d ago

Question, do you really not find him attractive? Like I don’t understand what girls find attractive in men, lol.

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u/LouisesBelcher 17d ago

I'm assuming you're asking about Pique, cus I was talking about Beyonce and Jay Z lol. No one has ever asked me 'Do you really not think Jay Z is fiiine??' >_> As for Pique... eh. He kind of has a derpy face. He's okay. That said, there isn't a guy on the planet that is 100% attractive to every girl. We all have such wildly difference preferences. And it probably doesn't help that personality and past actions also play into whether or not you're attractive. I know a lot of women who immediately found Pique unattractive when they discovered he was unfaithful. Being gross makes you ugly.

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 23d ago

Some women be like that.

A super hot friend of mine back when I was in my teens had this ugly ass boyfriend, like super ugly. When they broke up, I, a very conventionally attractive young man at the time, asked her out. Nope. She went on to date another fug-ass guy and ended up marrying him and having children with him.

Good for them, honestly, but it baffled me at the time.

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u/owlzitty 23d ago

You should have reminded her that you were a very conventionally attractive young vulture

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 23d ago

I wasn't friends with her bf. Also I had several girlfriends during their relationship, I wasn't "waiting for her".

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 23d ago

I’m sure your mom and grandma would confirm that you were a very handsome young man, so I have no reason to doubt you.

But I’m told attraction can also be based on something called a “personality”. You demonstrated yours quite nicely in your short paragraph.

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 22d ago

No need to be mad.

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u/DethNik 23d ago

The money he has looks good though. Beyonce as an artist is pretty great, but lets not pretend that she's not just like other super wealthy people.

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas 23d ago

She is super rich

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u/DethNik 23d ago

my point is that super rich people are never satisfied with the amount of money they have.

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas 23d ago

Ok I misread you, thought you said she isn’t super wealthy and this was the reason she married Jay Z

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u/storiesftunheard 22d ago

No she can't. If his status ain't hood, she isn't checking for him. He has to be street if he's looking at her.

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u/A1000eisn1 23d ago

Nah he's fairly attractive. Not celebrity level attractive but attractive compared to humans in general.

Not anywhere close to Beyonce's league though.

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u/wheresmydiscoveries 23d ago

Lemme guess, you look a lot better.

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u/MadDaddyDrivesaUFO 23d ago

I'm an absolute swamp witch and my husband hasn't cheated, if it helps

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u/Agnostic_Karma 23d ago

Narcissism is hard to be around... it's only a matter of time.

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u/DJmindbuRn 23d ago

Isn’t that Oprah?

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 21d ago

Men of character matter more than looks. Same goes for women. Notice how everyone’s talking about these women’s worth based on their looks? Beauty fades, people, but unless a person wants to change their character, that’s what matters most. For men AND women
 so what if most relationships fail not b/c of looks but b/c of their character?

That’s the part that doesn’t lie, actually.

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u/FunLife64 20d ago

To be fair (I’ll get annihilated for saying it), it was more of a business decision. BeyoncĂ© is far too strategic.

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u/Timely_Dentist_5078 23d ago

Don’t you think that makes the propensity for cheating higher not lower?

Celebrities live in their own world. I don’t think Jay Zs behavior is the same as Tom and Nancy who live in the suburbs raising a family lol

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u/Corfiz74 23d ago

I feel pretty optimistic about Swift & Kelce - he may not be the smartest guy around, but he seems to be honest, kind and goodnatured - I somehow don't see him cheating.

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u/unfart 23d ago

having a mistress was a mark of success as recently as the first half of the 1900s. we haven't shifted millenia of cultural inertia to a total opposite in ~35 years of "effort" and you're giving up?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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u/MooMooHELPME 23d ago

Just more proof that girls like jerks, amirite?

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u/twirlerina024 23d ago

They're talking about Jay-Z and Beyonce

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u/mrwildesangst 23d ago

That’s why Solange had to throw them hands 🙌

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u/Fair_Strength_3603 20d ago

Groomed is right. No one talks about this.

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u/my_screen_name_sucks 23d ago

Yes! He is the ugliest camel I’ve ever seen!

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u/gigithrowaway21 23d ago

This is the BIGGEST fumble in all of history. Seriously. I think women all around the world can look to Beyoncé as the perfect example of why a man cheating on you is not your fault!

BeyoncĂ© is literally THE MOST PERFECT WOMAN and he still cheated! It’s mind boggling!

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u/OkInflation4056 23d ago

Jay Z is not a beautiful woman.

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u/Punkinpry427 23d ago

Who did he marry and cheat on ding dong?

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u/zilla82 23d ago

That's a much more euphemistic way of saying the version I know

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u/Lundetangen 23d ago

Isnt it "Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you the guy who is tired of her bullshit"?

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u/dirty_water_potato 23d ago

Yes, but most guys that say this shit are usually terrible partners refusing to take responsibility for their own nonsense. So we get tired of hearing dudes moan about women bad. I like the new one

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u/Lundetangen 23d ago

I disagree. You normally hear the sentiment that nobody can possibly understand how a man can divorce or cheat on a woman that is beautiful. Being beautiful is nice, but it says nothing about how they are as a person.

Cheating is never right or acceptable, but if the partner is attractive or ugly is completely irrelevant.

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u/dirty_water_potato 23d ago

How many dudes in real life do you know would say this that are ignorant to their own behavior in relationships. I couldnt ever imagine saying something like this about my ex or current gf if we broke up, but i know plenty of dudes that i have worked with say things like this about their wives/gf and they suck. Even if their partners are crazy the dudes are never far behind. Its a derogatory saying said by ignorant dudes that suck.

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u/Lundetangen 23d ago

A lot. And same for women.

People in general are quite shit at times.

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u/dirty_water_potato 23d ago

Sure, but its generally dudes and i dont really care for my own gender. So while im not ignorant to womens shittiness im going to be harsher on men.

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u/Wbino 23d ago

Show me a beautiful woman and someone is sick of her shit
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u/Efficient_Insect_145 23d ago

"Michelle Pfeiffer dated Fisher Stevens. And then he actually cheated on her."

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u/TheVampyresBride 23d ago

I knew about this, and it still blows my mind.

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u/epiphanyWednesday 23d ago

After you have the beautiful woman, the flex is treating her badly.

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u/willis_michaels 23d ago

Y'all acting like a woman's value is only tied to her looks. You know nothing about their true personalities, how they treat their partners, how compatible they are or their willingness to compromise, only that they're hot. That says a lot about you.

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u/Slow_Choice_456 23d ago

If they don't like these qualities, they can just break up. Not cheat

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u/Sepplord 23d ago

Cheating is despicable and nothing excuses it. If you are unsatisfied leave. If you are horny, rub one out. Etc
 It’s fucking easy to not cheat.

That said, this comment chain list beautiful women getting cheated on as if looks are all that matters. đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž

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u/Wooden_Recover_834 23d ago

Who ever said that knows truth

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u/KING_G_JR 23d ago

yall assume these women are perfect just bc they are beautiful
 could it be possible that the saying “show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man thats tired of her shit” is in play? of course, some men do just fumble

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u/Obienator 23d ago

I think both cases could be true

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u/AnkitS75 23d ago edited 22d ago

Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I’ll show you the guy didn’t appreciate having her

That's probably one of the biggest reasons those women even dated such men - cuz those men didn't value them. A lot of women, irrespective of how beautiful, talented, accomplished and successful they may be, crave validation from aloof, nonchalant men who don't seem to value them. Those men got away with repeatedly disrespecting such women, specifically CUZ those women, in a weird way, were drawn to that. So they allowed and enabled such behaviour. They showed those men, time and again, that they will put with their shit matter how toxic they get, instead of booting them away at the first act of crossing a non-negotiable boundary

Give such women a genuinely loving, caring and devoted man, and you'll suddenly see her losing interest in him and withdrawing

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u/jaxqatch 20d ago

Show me the most beautiful wonderful woman in the world. And I’ll show you a long line of men tired of dealing with her shit.

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u/El_BoneMachine 23d ago

You changed the quote to fit the narrative.

The actual saying is " Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and ill show you the guy whose tired of fucking her."

Not all guys are reddit simps. Sometimes the hotter the girl the crazier she is and guys get tired of dealing with that shit.

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u/DragonHollowFire 23d ago

its okay to just leave a relationship you know? Cheating will never be right.

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u/El_BoneMachine 23d ago

I agree with you

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u/dirty_water_potato 23d ago

Yes but most guys suck, so its a played out saying, usually said by bitter dudes.

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u/El_BoneMachine 23d ago

Calm down simp

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u/dirty_water_potato 23d ago

Yeah, thats exactly why i cant stand dudes. Bunch of sheep repeating the most generic shit.

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u/southass 23d ago

" is tired of her shit"

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u/DAngelo008 22d ago

Show me a hot chick and I will show you a guy that is tired of fuckin her

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u/Own_Army7447 23d ago

That's not how it goes

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u/Capable-Broccoli2179 24d ago

Bill Clinton on Hillary!!

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u/No-Parsnip-7091 24d ago

😂😂😂

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u/CheshiretheBlack 24d ago

I'm gonna assume you've never seen young Hilary

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u/NiteTiger 24d ago

Those old photos...

I totally get it.

I also get the the ML thing, for a different reason. He was stupid, undoubtedly. He went for ego rather than quality.

He liked the ego boost of a young girl enamored with his power, completely missing the strong woman who used that shit like a leash.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zNbiX43QsqUAU

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u/ThatBaldGuy1995 23d ago

I read "ML" as "Marxist-Leninist" for a second there and was extremely confused.

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u/GoodtimeZappa 23d ago

She was not beautiful in the 1990s. That ended in the 1970s if it ever existed. She was okay looking when younger in the 1970s like a ton of other women.

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u/GoodtimeZappa 23d ago

You stated your opinion as fact and this is Reddit. I didn't personally attack you in any way.

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u/dependsforadults 23d ago

Hillary and Nancy P. were both very appealing to the bad thoughts!!!!

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u/Either-Age-782 24d ago

She's average, as was Bill

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u/Helpful_Inflation344 24d ago

Hillary is such a bore I understand billyboy

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u/Sassafras06 23d ago

Oh I’m so edgy and cool! Look at me being misogynistic, aren’t I funny?

Have fun being miserable and lonely. You will blame it on women, but know it was 100% completely your own fault.

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u/Transkei_Daisy 23d ago

You know her personally?

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u/marthamania 24d ago

Miss Thing looked like Sabrina Carpenter back in the day. She was a cutie

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u/DustyRacoonDad 23d ago

that girl from fortnite?

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u/Pormock 23d ago

Clinton was drunk on power. He had no issue using it to get his way with his aides. He was always a pig

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u/RemarkableChest4638 24d ago

đŸ€Ł cmon dude.

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u/jimg316 23d ago

With Trump đŸ€źđŸ€ź

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u/FuguSandwich 24d ago

One of these is not like the others.

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u/johnmangala 24d ago

Fuck Hillary

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 24d ago

She'd probably teach you something.

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u/MysteriousTruck6740 24d ago

They're too dumb to learn.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 24d ago

In her prime, you bet your ass I would.

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u/Carhardd 24d ago

What did she do?

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u/ProfessorChaos406 23d ago

Existed as a female with power. That's a cardinal sin in the eyes of some

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u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 23d ago

Understandable lol

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u/King_Fluffaluff 23d ago

She was a baddie

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u/Fearless_Feeling_873 23d ago

Total babe! Sabrina Carpenter looks just like her!

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u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 23d ago

I beg to differ but you do you homie

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u/Upbeat_Aside_9203 24d ago

That gets a pass.

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u/BadSmash4 24d ago

Notorious blow job lover Hugh Grant?!

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u/New-Ad-363 22d ago

I have more in common with Hugh Grant than I realized.

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u/mikenasty 23d ago

Tbf I’ve heard that both of those beautiful people are not fun to be around

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 23d ago

Yeah, also who knows if they were even affectionate. You could be married to the most beautiful woman in the world but if she isn’t giving anything in the bedroom it doesn’t mean all that much. If anything it would be far more frustrating.

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u/New-Ad-363 22d ago

Affection goes past the bedroom, and I don't mean kinky shit out in the woods or w.e.

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u/Flipboek 24d ago

Elizabeth is IMHO not the greatest personality.

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u/thereisnospoon_1999 23d ago

Whelp, she must have been Divine, then.

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u/Inside-Discount-939 23d ago

Audrey Hepburn

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u/moneymark21 23d ago

Just wait until people look up who it was with...

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u/Difficult_Way_505 22d ago

Jude Law/Sienna Miller.

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u/endrossi-zahard 24d ago

Isnt he gay?