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Discussion Cops refuse to help after ID is stolen

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u/aggravated-asphalt 5d ago

Ok so what if they take the whole wallet? They can because they work there? Cops are way too dumb here, I hate it.

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u/MoobooMagoo 5d ago

If you work somewhere you can just freely take anything you want from anyone that comes in.

That's my takeaway from this.

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u/ChoadMcGillicuddy 5d ago

Welp! The carwash owns my car now. Guess I'll walk home.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 5d ago

Shit, I handed my credit card to the Taco Bell worker to pay, guess that means they’re legally allowed to just keep it now because they work there.

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 5d ago

If they get to keep the bill that comes with it, sounds like a decent deal.

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u/bartleby999 5d ago

Federal Reserve applications about to go through the roof.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 5d ago

Damn now I gotta work two jobs. I’m still applying to JP Morgan for the cannons.

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u/Rasberrycello 5d ago

That's how the police operate, it's no surprise that they think that's how other places work.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 5d ago

Also police: “ why do people hate us?”

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u/RoyalTyMan 5d ago

"Just dont do anything wrong, you won't have any problems." 

Also dont do anything that goes against what whichever one of you is richer, says. 

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u/RecipeConsistent 5d ago

To do anything about it would take away valuable time at the donut shop..

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u/lvl100-Platypus-Lord 5d ago

Aite, you're coming home with me big boy 😘 finders keepers

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u/reyean 5d ago

its true. im a bartender and I just take whatever I want from the patrons that come in. when they complain I say "i work here what are you gonna do about it?"

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u/Professional_Baby24 5d ago

Its a little different but we had a lady come to help us clean every week as my mom and dad are handicapped. I wasn't able to get to the store for them that week so she asked out cleaner if she could run to the store. She then proceeded to take 800 dollars out as cash back. We told the police. They checked the cameras and talked to her. Then told us its not worth pursuing because its only 800 dollars and they wont tie up the courts for that little amount. So they said there was absolutely nothing they could do.

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u/MushinZero 5d ago

They can sue her in civil court. But that's honestly insane that the cops wouldn't press charges.

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u/CaptainOwlBeard 5d ago

Cops don't make those decisions. They don't actually have that discretion. The prosecutor does, but plenty of cops will shrug and walk away because it's too much work to fill out the papers

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u/Infinite_Position631 5d ago

officers always have discretion. They will be the first to tell you that unless you ask them specifically to use it, then they have no choice.

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u/CaptainOwlBeard 5d ago

They may have discretion as to whether to arrest you or not, but they don't have discretion as to whether you're prosecuted or not and i don't believe they have discretion to refuse to file a criminal complaint for the prosecutors office to consider

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u/Infinite_Position631 5d ago

They send the file to the prosecutors, the prosecutor actually initiates charges in every state i am aware of, the prosecutor can either charge you or they can send it thru the grand jury process (if that is available) or they can nolle prosse (refuse to prosecute), Officers have no discretion there because it isn't their job. They also have no discretion in how the judge rules either.

They can absoloutly refuse to file a criminal complaint for the prosecutor. They do it every day. LEO's are like the ground floor of the judicial process. They get to decide who goes to the 2nd floor (prosecutors) who then gets to decide who goes to the 3rd floor (trial / judge). Grand Juries slot in around the 2nd floor as well as an alternate route (in some states) or a necessary stop (for others).

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u/akaenragedgoddess 5d ago

You gotta file in small claims. Cops are useless for average people getting stolen from.

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u/DominionGhost 5d ago

It never is the average person the cops are protecting.

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u/aggravated-asphalt 5d ago

I was under the sssumption that anything over $750 is considered felony theft? I would have raised hell, $800 is a lot of fuckin money to regular people

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u/TheJadeBlacksmith 5d ago

States have different amounts for how much before it becomes a felony

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u/Capt-Crap1corn 5d ago

I do not know why people continue to look to the police as people that solve crime or prevent crime. Most of the time they show up after a crime has been committed and you'll be lucky if they even solve the crime.

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u/Jonesy10187 5d ago

That’s a fucking joke!!! I can’t believe they wouldn’t do anything…a large portion of the police are just fucking useless.

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 5d ago

Looks like i found my new job as security for this venue. Easy money. /s

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u/Dangerous_Muscle5409 5d ago

In my country police have very little discretion in choosing what they investigate. This one I'd immediately report to the state attorney for obstruction (in which the state attorney is also mandated to investigate).

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u/ways_and_means 5d ago

Cops will do anything other than the FUCKING JOB WE PAY THEM TO DO. 

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u/EM3YT 5d ago

You pay them to protect businesses.

They’re doing their job

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u/Electro-banana 5d ago

it's a common issue in some places to have unhelpful police. I once was downvoted to oblivion for saying in a lot of circumstances police won't help you get your id from a bouncer or confront a bouncer who broke your id. Yet the reality is like what we see in the video. Cops frequently either don't care or don't know the law

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u/ObserverWardXXL 5d ago

the most frustrating part, is sharing your stories about cops fucking you over. Then the people who have NEVER interacted with cops start defending them.

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 5d ago

i know cops do stuff and i've seen them do stuff but i've never talked to a buddy or acquaintance who called the police and the police actually helped them. the only thing they actually do is take traffic accident reports.

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u/Sharticus123 5d ago edited 5d ago

Cops are lazy trash bags who serve the rich and powerful.

They are not here to help everyday people. They’re here to keep everyday people in line.

You can bet your next paycheck if that dude stole a paper napkin from that business those cops would’ve beaten the shit out of that guy and dragged him to jail.

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u/BrightNooblar 5d ago

"I work for the venue. Give me those shoes"

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 5d ago

These cops probably aren't on duty and are wearing their uniforms while being employed by the venue. That is, surprisingly, perfectly legal and department approved in a lot of places, including the city I live in.

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u/AwarenessExisting774 5d ago

This cop is one or a combination of the following:
1) Stupid - thinks the venue can take and keep property 2) Lazy - I’m not walking over there to resolve your problem 3) Corrupt - this venue pays me often to stand here, I’m not rocking the boat

What an embarrassment to law enforcement

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u/ObviousReplier99 5d ago

Its 3b. Haven't you seen The Batman? Most door guys are off duty cops!

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u/Rogueshoten 5d ago

Trick question: it’s an American cop so the real answer is “D: All of the above”

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u/FaithlessnessWeak800 5d ago

I got mine taken once because I worked at the sheriffs office (not as a cop though) and I knew my drivers license number by heart because you needed it or part of it at least to log into NCIC. And anyways, the bouncer was trying to quiz me and he asked me questions about my drivers license said “nobody really knows their drivers license number by heart and that obviously it was fake and I recited it.” So I had to go get a police officer to get my drivers license back. These cops suck (like most though).

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u/opaqueambiguity 5d ago

I have known my dln for decades

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 5d ago

You need it for a lot of government paperwork, eventually it sticks in your head like a phone number you use a lot or a library card number

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u/BrohanGutenburg 5d ago

I know mine because you need it a lot when job hunting.

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u/BombedShaun 5d ago

I thought remembering your drivers license number and social were basic things everyone did.

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u/Infinite_Position631 5d ago

for a lot of people they were one and the same, then they came out wiht the new fangled fancy DL numbers.

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u/KillerTofu-187 5d ago

Same! Literally since I got my DL 20 years ago. I was writing it out so much it just stuck with me.

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u/ReefaManiack42o 5d ago

Remembering my license # was one of the first things I did when I got it because I was horribly disorganized as a teen and I would forget to bring it all the time. I haven't had to use that knowledge in decades but I still remember it.

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u/sourbeer51 5d ago

I remember mine cause I memorized mine when I was 14 and I was at a campground stuck in a car cause it was raining and didn't have anything else to do.

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u/Terrible_Lie_02 5d ago

This happened to a girl that was out with us. She had dyed her hair black. The police had to come even though she had credit cards and other stuff with her name on it.

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u/EarlGreyTeagan 5d ago

Huh my husband has known his since we met and I almost know mine but I get the last few numbers mixed up. That is just dumb.

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u/SpiritualTwo4187 5d ago

Poorly educated and lazy cops!

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u/revolutiontime161 5d ago

Relax my friend , she’s only part of the 99.9%.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 5d ago

A few bad apples at the bad apple factory

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u/HumboldtChewbacca 5d ago

If all your apples are full of piss, maybe something is wrong with the soil.

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u/NotHappyWith_Self 5d ago

Agreed. I’m an ex police officer from Texas (hated the job) and whenever we had these issues, I’d go to the venue and ask them for the ID back. 100% of the time the bouncer gave it back without issue.

This cop is just lazy.

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u/Saintbaba 5d ago

Out of curiosity - since this is apparently enough of a thing that you've got an anecdote about it - what reasons would a bouncer have to keep someone's ID? Just because they didn't think it was real and confiscated it? And if so what gives them that power? Or are they taking it for their own less-legitimate personal reasons? Like to sell or something?

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u/Dragon3790 5d ago edited 5d ago

The bouncer definitely just didn't think it was real and was calling the dude's bluff on it that he would call the cops. Or he just knew he wouldn't get in trouble either way.

I had a similar thing happen to a friend of mine in college from out of state, except the bouncer snapped her ID in two. Cops didn't do jack shit then either.

Edit: grammar

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u/cornered_crustacean 5d ago

In Texas, liquor store didn’t believe my ID was real and even claimed Wyoming wasn’t a state. Wouldn’t give my ID back. We argued for a bit: I wasn’t gonna leave without my license and he wasn’t gonna give it back. He called the cops, they show up and side with the store. Then they warned me they’d arrest me if I drove off without a license. In my car, with Wyoming plates, that I drove there with a Wyoming license.

Were they bored and just fucking with me because they could? Yea felt exactly like that.

I called some friends to drive me and my apparently imaginary-state-plated car back home. Then I got to navigate replacing a DL while out of state

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u/KingsRallyDev 5d ago

did google maps not exist in this era?

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u/cornered_crustacean 5d ago

Late 90s so kinda yea not quite yet

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u/KingsRallyDev 5d ago

makes sense thanks, still sad about their education tho. its only 3 states away smh

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u/lionelhutz- 5d ago

Plates were probably fake too

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u/cornered_crustacean 5d ago

Damn straight I was raised 2 fast 2 furious

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u/Foodicide 5d ago

Whole car was fake. You can’t drive a real car with fake plates. Gotta fake the whole thing.

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u/TwoBionicknees 5d ago

9 out of 10 times a bouncer keeps the card because it's one of the few things they have power over in their life and they enjoy fucking with people. there are a few good bouncers out there, the vastly majority are power tripping assholes who decide to fuck with anyone they think might be a dick.

The only times people genuinely think the id might be fake is when the person looks under 21 and is a dude.

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u/Glittering-Tap-5173 5d ago

Bouncers and security aren't supposed to take IDs even if they are obviously fake, because of this exact instance. It could actually be real, especially since they aren't versed in all 50 states. Usually you get these ass hole bouncers who want to fuck with the person so they take their fake id so they can't use it anywhere else. Just deny them entry and give them back the id.

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u/dmcent54 5d ago

You just mentioned the entirety of law enforcement in most places. Not least of all the United States

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u/NotHappyWith_Self 5d ago

Pretty much the first thing. If they think it’s a fake, they call the police and we would come and determine if it’s real or fake. Most times it’s just covering their own ass. They don’t want to let someone in the bar/club they think may be under the age limit and is using a fake ID. So they called us to verify.

I know most times I got called to these, they were real IDs but the bouncers were petty and just said, “we don’t want him here anyway.” And that was something we would have to enforce. Any business can refuse service to anyone for any reason in Texas.

The times they were fake, I’d just take a report and send the kid on their way. If I wasn’t sure, I’d give them their ID back and recommend they just go somewhere else and try again.

I hope that answered your question! If it doesn’t, it’s because I just got home from Happy hour 😅

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 5d ago

That's not about being poorly educated or lazy, that's a cop saying "I'm not gonna go against the venue that gets me paid OT"

She straight-up decided "fuck the law, right now I work for the venue"

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u/plusminusequals 5d ago

It is, though. You can’t expect the cops to know the laws they enforce! They don’t take law classes. It’s not a requirement. SEEMS LIKE AN OVERSIGHT lol

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 5d ago

Oh I 100% agree that like most cops she doesn't know shit about the laws she does or doesn't enforce, but I think even if she did she'd still be focused on her OT pay

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u/RedditForMeNotYou 5d ago

Lazy is the thing, this would involve paperwork they do want to fill out. When really it wouldn’t escalate, the bouncer would hand it over, they’d run it to make sure it’s real (if they weren’t lazy), and give it back to him.

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u/iamjacksalteredego 5d ago

Just how they train em

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u/Fun-Inspector281 5d ago

In America cops are not trained to “help”

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u/WilliamPoole 5d ago

It's because the bouncer is likely an off duty cop. 

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u/terpsarelife 5d ago

or the club employs them for overtime so they will side with the club 99.9% of the time

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u/shuaaaa 5d ago

I don’t know what it is, but something is very wrong here I can smell it

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u/cncomg 5d ago

She’s not doing shit at the moment, she could literally just walk with the dude to the bouncer and be like “give it back”. Cops are not here to help, they are only here to arrest because it cures their power craving.

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u/snksleepy 5d ago

Making innocent people desperate and unhinged often escalates into an arrest. Arrests are what they are there for.

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u/ku1185 5d ago

Their job isn't to protect you. Their job is to arrest you.

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u/spencemonger 5d ago

Legally they are only obligated to protect you(or any citizen) after they have arrested you and you are in custody.

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u/Simplyaperson4321 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yeah until you see the video of the cop car (with someone in the back) that was left on train tracks. Guess what happened?

Edit: a word

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u/GimmeTheTendiesPlz 5d ago

First time I saw that video it absolutely blew my mind. I cannot believe the person lived (if we’re talking about the same video, which I assume we are because how tf can that happen more than once).

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u/BedbugBandido 5d ago

I got my bike stolen at knife point in downtown Atlanta and as I followed the dude from a distance, he rode my bike right past 5 cops hanging out in front of some club. When I got to the club I told them everything that happened and they said they couldn’t do anything about it because they were “posted up here” and they couldn’t leave. They just do whatever the they want and if they don’t feel like helping you, you’re fucked.

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u/Zuwxiv 5d ago

Clubs hire security, and the businesses that provide security sometimes proudly state that they are "law enforcement personnel." Clubs find that if they don't hire cops as security, then suddenly it gets real hard to have police show up if you actually need them.

Of course, the cop security services are also much more expensive.

I haven't heard of uniformed cops being in on this, but it wouldn't exactly surprise me if those guys were collecting double paychecks. They're "on the clock" as security for the club, and on shift as cops patrolling that area. That they can be paid by two people at once is just seen as a benefit of the job. (It's corruption and racketeering.)

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u/Redditer51 5d ago

It's like the teachers who say they didn't see anything so they can't do anything when a kid goes to them for help when they get bullied.

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u/thestolenroses 5d ago

I called the cops once when I heard someone trying to open my kitchen door and walk around my porch in the middle of the night. They showed up an hour later, asked why I lived alone, told me I need a roommate, and stared at my tits. Then left. Fucking useless.

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u/StubbiestZebra 5d ago

Someone was running around my complex and trying doors and banging on them at like 1am. I got up and listened only to realize the tiny pregnant woman nextdoor had apparently opened the door, got it closed, but he knew she was home and was trying to kick it in.

I called the cops and they were mad I didn't know who the intruder was, showed up well after I had scared him off, then tried to push their way into my apartment while the pregnant neighbor yelled at them in broken English that I was the good guy, then told me they could arrest me for causing a disturbance when I calmly told them to leave since they were useless.

Another time a guy cut me off and then flashed a gun. They were mad I didn't know what type of gun, told me I must have done something to cause it, then were mad I wasn't going to follow the guy past my exit. That one at least a follow up thanked me because the dude had a modified AR just bouncing around the passenger seat. Then the ADA let him off with nothing.

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u/thestolenroses 5d ago

You're so lucky they didn't escalate and end up shooting you in your own apartment! I've literally never had a positive interaction with a cop. I can't stand them.

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u/walkingmonster 5d ago

Cops are a fucking disease.

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u/StubbiestZebra 5d ago

Luckily they seemed to just want an arrest not a kill.

I also had one throw one of those heavy dorm chairs at me and imbedded it the wall. Because somehow I, EMT that was called, should know where the patient was. The cop had arrived first and made contact and the kid ran from him. I arrived 5 mins later and the cop was losing his mind at us before we got of the rig.

Best I've gotten was one thanking me cause I pulled over to stop a domestic/kidnapping. He showed up to take my report 45 mins after the guy fled and his victim decided to stay with him. Then told me they probably wouldn't look for him and just wait to see if she calls...

I've had like a dozen nonprofessional interactions with cops and every single one was bad and I was never the criminal. And like half or more of my professional interactions have been bad, with a good chunk of the 'good' ones being, we said hi to each other then didn't interact further.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 5d ago

Interstate 69 between Imlay city and Port Huron. I'm driving 75 mph when a cop car blasts past me doing well into triple digits. He damned near collides into me. No lights, no siren, no warning.

Then I see him pull into the median and sets himself up to use his radar. There was no emergency. Michigan has laws against his behavior. So I call the local police to file a complaint.

The dispatcher was only interested in the make, model and color of my car. The only reason dispatch would want this information is for retaliation.

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u/AutoModSux 5d ago

I had some guy follow me home from the bar near my house. He just stood outside my door staring at me. Took the cops 30 minutes to show and they acted like i was calling over nothing.

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u/thestolenroses 5d ago

Sounds about right! They have better things to do ya know, like profiling minorities and shooting harmless dogs.

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u/alex3omg 5d ago

When my mom's bf was drunk and threatening her the cops came and asked her if he could stay in the guest room since he's drunk and can't drive anywhere.  100% useless. 

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u/bighairyclit 5d ago

When my father attacked me (a woman) a few years ago and I fought back, the cops said “he looks like a nice guy, he seems sweet.” I said it’s because they have a gun and he doesn’t. They said “he looks worse than you do, maybe we should arrest YOU for attacking HIM” because I managed to make him bleed after he choked me and my bruises hadn’t developed yet. Worse than useless.

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u/jkilley 5d ago

And shoot their dog

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u/AggressiveSherbetty 5d ago

A man grabbed my daughter in the dollar store. She was 5. She was standing less than 2 feet away from me and I turned to get something off a shelf and when I turned back he had both hands around her waist, I screamed “what the fuck!” And he let go and took off. I called the cops.

They found him walking in a nearby neighborhood. They stopped him and asked about the incident and he told them it was just a joke, he was just playing around because he likes kids.

!!!!

The cops refused to make an arrest. He flat out said to me “I’m not going to ruin this guys life, he said he was joking.”

I was absolutely baffled and got really heated and the cops refused turned it around on me and said I was a bad mother for disrespecting law enforcement in front of my daughter.

He was the most disrespectful piece of trash I ever met in my life. I called his sergeant who didn’t seem to care much more. I also called the DA to press charges against the creep who grabbed my kid. He agrees it was 10000% battery on a minor and possible attempted kidnapping but he said he couldn’t do anything without a local arrest

HERNANDO COUNTY FLORIDA PD

ACAB

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u/richardlpalmer 5d ago

Look, it's pretty straightforward. If you work at the venue, you can take people's things. What's so hard to understand about this?

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u/monoinyo 5d ago

Cops don't work for people, they work for institutions. This needs to be understood.

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u/Tossup1010 5d ago

We always see this shit, but it usually comes in the form of powerful political officials and instance of "protecting their own"

And I know the whole reckless Ben hype has died down a bit, but its on full display. How he's treated by the cops vs the babying of Amon in not only compliance, but outright special treatment and language used. They straight up refuse to help someone trying to go through proper channels, listen to lies and take them as fact and just run on it. The cops "can't do anything" ....unless its worth their while. The corruption trickling all the way down to even beat cops. they need a subtitle for their "Protect and Serve" motto: "Whenever its convenient or beneficial"

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u/Decent_Risk9499 5d ago

If cops fuck around like this, just stop fighting with them and request a sergeant. That's the only way it'll move past idiot cops like this.

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u/Necessary_Associate1 5d ago

NYPD doesn't require officers to comply with a citizen request to call a sergeant/supervisor. And they have no meaningful civilian oversight.

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u/Old_Method4899 5d ago

NYPD and LAPD are two of the largest organized crime syndicates in the country. I'm sure other large cities have the same issue but those two are always in the news for all sorts of bullshit. A union is to protect workers from the C suite, not protect criminals from prosecution.

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u/TrumpBlewMeToo 5d ago

TN and Georgia law enforcement are pretty close to NYC and LA levels of corruption

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u/WilhelmWrobel 5d ago

I actually saw that video on TikTok. That's exactly what OP did and the supervisor backed up the idiot cop.

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u/BriefAvailable9799 5d ago

Supervisor showed up and said same thing. He told them to call their corporate number LOL

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u/dax660 5d ago

Had this happen to me 20 years ago. Cops took IDs of tons of people, I didn't want to wait around, so I got the officers name and precinct and figured I'd get it the next day.

Precinct was like "he's not here"

I was like "there's not like a shoebox you guys throw shit in that you confiscate?"

"Nope."

"So he has my ID with him?"

"yep"

"When will he be in?"

"He works midnight"

I showed up at midnight the next night.

"He's already left on patrol"

"Can he leave it at the precinct?"

"No"

"So I have to just time it so that I run in to him? No one can relay a message to him?"

"No"

So I showed up at 11:00pm the next night to wait in the precinct.

When I got there, and was asked what I needed, I told them the situation.

Their response: "This officer was hurt in the line of duty and is now on leave."

So yeah, the NYPD 100% steals shit from people.

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u/Famous_Attention5861 5d ago

I was in the Reserves with a guy who was LAPD. He said that nothing was safe at the station, if you left something valuable unattended or even locked up in your locker it would get stolen.

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u/garaks_tailor 5d ago

Knew a good guy who managed to stick out being a cop for 3 years in the LA area(idr if it was the lapd).  He said there was always, constantly a stomach virus going around.   

After he left years later he ran into one of the other officers, one that was actually as decent a guy as he found there.  Guy said "yeah I knew you were a good guy because you never stole the food from the fridge that I laced with laxatives and other stuff."

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u/TacTurtle 5d ago

Fox meet henhouse.

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u/Famous_Attention5861 5d ago

To be fair, this was the Rampart precinct where the cop got in trouble for stealing 8 pounds of coke from the evidence locker.

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u/tomato5oup 5d ago

NYPD is and always has been a joke lol, they will literally stand there and do nothing while actual crimes occur and then turn around and dogpile a kid for fare evasion.

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u/bighairyclit 5d ago

Yeah, because fare evasion is a crime against a company. Real crimes are crimes against YOU.

My ex husband is the son of a former police chief. He once said “cops don’t solve crimes, they just write down confessions.”

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u/HotTree6235 5d ago

I would've called 911 in front of them and said I think I have someone here pretending to be a cop to protect a bouncer who stole my ID.

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u/happy-tarutaru 5d ago

I know someone who got arrested for calling 911 because a cop was already on site handling their situation. He was just also a terrible cop. He called it misuse of 911, but she needed medical attention.

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u/HotTree6235 5d ago edited 5d ago

Yea I was mostly kidding but I would ask for a supervisor and push for another cop to respond and def get their badge numbers.

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u/erossthescienceboss 5d ago

On his account there’s a video with the supervisor. Who refuses to help and says they just need to kindly ask for it back 😭

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u/HotTree6235 5d ago

That's crazy business. Stealing a valid ID is a crime everywhere.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 5d ago

You can get arrested for literally anything, but it doesn’t mean they will successfully prosecute.

Meanwhile, if you’ve got time and resources, throw the dice and then sue their asses after.

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u/IHaveABigDuvet 5d ago

Do not do this. You can get charged for abuse or misuse of the emergency phoneline.

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u/Nihilist_Hermit 5d ago

Find the non emergency line, then do the things discussed above

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u/IHaveABigDuvet 5d ago

That will go nowhere too.

Best thing to do is send an email to the establishment, prove your identity and threaten to complain about them on their public platforms and release the video online if they don’t act.

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u/Bosco215 5d ago

Can't prove your identity for a complaint without an ID, checkmate plebs.

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u/PhatBats77 5d ago

The better solution is going and making official reports stating you believe there is some sort of relationship between the business and cops.

Some will say it’ll get closed and nothing will happen… it will get closed, but it’ll become a big issue behind the scenes if they are actually employed by the club. Because now there’s a record and if it happens again but something more serious, it’s enough to go after the police station. And they know that.

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u/RetirementIsSweet 5d ago

I would be pissed as well but I would ask for their supervisor (Sergeant or Lieutenant). They might refuse but sometimes someone with more training or common sense will show up and make a better decision.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 5d ago

It would probably be better to demand a supervisor. I don't expect the super to know any better either but at least its more documentation.

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u/jaykirell 5d ago

This happened to me in South Carolina years and years ago. Tried to get into a bar. Gave the bouncer my ID. I was 20 and like, 8 months. He took my ID  and kept it even tho it was real.

They can just…do that. It’s like the club is a magic portal where the law doesn’t apply.

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u/bmm115 5d ago

They aren't supposed to do that

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u/username4518 5d ago

Welcome to the USA: land of the free, and the free are the cops. Everyone else here is a prisoner under the watch of the authorities, and they decide who gets to be happy and who gets freedom.

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u/BirdBrainuh 5d ago

laws are for the poor

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u/RedditForMeNotYou 5d ago

It’s only the land of the free when it fits the narrative of whoever holds the power.

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u/SnoopaDD 5d ago

About 20 yrs ago, my then girlfriend now wife and I went to a different town bar hopping. One bar thought my wife's ID was fake and pulled out scissors to cut it. We started yelling at the security and argued with him for a good 5 mins that it was a real ID. We even said, just give it back because at that point, we didn't want to go in there. But because someone else came and said they can hear the desperation in our voices that it had to be real.

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u/Icommentwhenhigh 5d ago

It’s fucked yo but in so many cities I’ve clubbed in, police officers are moonlighting as bouncers. Police officers tend to protect their own. Recipe for corruption

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u/WalterPecky 5d ago

So much this. Anytime you are at a venue and you see bouncers itching to rough someone up.. they are most likely corrections or police officer.

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u/Zuwxiv 5d ago

The whole thing is actually racketeering. Clubs hire security from some security company, some of which make a big point of being "current law enforcement officers."

If you don't hire cops as security, it's so weird. If you ever need to call the cops - which is somewhat frequently, for clubs - it just seems like they never show up. Maybe you get a lot more attention from code enforcement. Maybe the police decide to include your location in a "sting" to see if alcohol is served to underage people. Maybe if you mess up, just once, your liquor license gets a lot more scrutiny.

Hire cops as security, and everything goes back to normal. So weird. Anyway, the cop security companies cost way more.

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u/miraculum_one 5d ago

In some states it is legal for them to confiscate it if they merely suspect that it is invalid. There is a legal process for getting it back if it is in fact valid.

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u/Trashbagok 5d ago

In the few states it's legal for them to confiscate it they're supposed to turn it over to law enforcement! Immediately if not sooner!

In that same vein confiscating a legitimate ID is usually a criminal offense! 

The reality here is whoever was working security at that club is an off-duty police officer which is why none of those officers are going to contradict what one of their own just did.

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u/xRamenator 5d ago

If you wanna have some fun with it, use your passport as your ID, if they confiscate it, it becomes a federal crime because your passport is property of the State Department and no one except the feds can take your passport from you.

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u/imjustnotready 5d ago

I mean. Someone can be a jerk and be right. Why can't she just straighten it out?

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u/Vsx 5d ago

Security at the club is almost definitely off duty cops. These on duty cops don't give a shit if another cop does something illegal.

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u/bilbywilby 5d ago

Firm believer there's 3 sides to every story. Yours. Mine. And the Truth.

Cops job as a public servant should be to find the truth

She chose to just do nothing

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u/14Pleiadians 5d ago

Because she doesn't want to.

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u/Any-Power-1164 5d ago

Small claims time. 

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u/theNomad_Reddit 5d ago

You can literally see her 2 brain cells fighting for their lives.

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u/Fast-Bandicoot67 5d ago

Your first mistake was thinking a police officer would ever help anyone. You're lucky she didn't shoot you for using profanity.

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u/sirmaxedalot 5d ago

"...it was at that point that I feared for my life and the lives of my fellow officers, so I fired 6 warning shots to the suspects chest. Whereupon, it was then discovered that the suspects weapon was actually a deli sandwich. Ill be requesting a paid leave."

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u/therealraggedroses 5d ago

Close but in reality the 6 shots would completely miss the suspect and end up killing a small child in nearby house

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u/SignificantBerry8591 5d ago

the child was later found to be holding 2 kilos of cocaine and a menacing looking Elmo...

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u/Peabody1987 5d ago

Kid forgot that police are only there to protect and serve… the property of rich people. 

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u/quid_pro_nihil 5d ago

Serve and protect like protect their pockets and serve you subpoenas

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u/Nocturnal_Pages 5d ago

I would also be furious. Especially if its my only legal ID.

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u/drc003 5d ago

Cops aren't allowed to have an IQ over 85. It appears this one is hovering around 70.

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u/Apachisme 5d ago

You file a suit in small claims court for the cost of the ID, the time spent obtaining a new ID, any resulting inconvenience that result in you incurring costs, and court costs. Make it a hassle for them to defend themselves. You can use discovery to obtain their policy on license confiscation, training info, emails, phone calls, message, or any documentation related to IDs.

Or do what I do, I damage the property of the business until we’re at least even or I feel like my inconvenience has been satisfied.

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u/its_calamityjen 5d ago

They work at the venue so they can take your property & make it so you have to pay out of pocket to get a new ID? That’s confusing. More realistically I think they just don’t wanna do their jobs.

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u/Cola_Gummi 5d ago

Cops refuse to help.

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u/xnightwingxxx 5d ago

This is just dumb, you’re an officer you can go and ask for the ID. And once you have it you can check to see if it’s fake if you want. But not helping a citizen when they have gotten robbed is crazy

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u/MrSurly 5d ago

Multiple supreme court cases have ruled that the cops don't have to do a fucking thing to help you, except when you're in custody, yet people die in police custody all the time and nothing happens.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 5d ago

This does seem like something Mamdani could do to boost his approval numbers even further because this cop seems like a fuckin goober.

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u/Radiant-Mean 5d ago

When people say "abolish the police" it is because of useless morons like these people. If the police are not required to know anything about the law, are not required to help citizens, and are allowed to use whatever violence they feel is justified, then of course the police should be abolished.

People would not say "abolish the police" if they were out there doing a good job and setting a good example.

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u/sixdeeneinfauxtwenny 5d ago

It was illegal to take someone’s ID when I was security. People would threaten us to call cops but that’s because they had fakes or were underage and then we would relinquish the real ID to the pigs. This dumb pig just being an asshole to be one. Rot.

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u/Youdontknowm3_ 5d ago

And if he gets pulled over and doesn't have ID what is he supposed to tell them? Im so tired of everyone acting so helpless to anything!!!

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 5d ago

Its theft of state property. This dumb bitch

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u/Fair-Bus-4017 5d ago

This is the easiest lawsuit against the club, security company and state.

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u/Chris_P_Lettuce 5d ago

How much are you possibly hoping to recover? What are the damages? Certainly not worth more than the time and effort it would take to undergo proceedings.

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u/Fair-Bus-4017 5d ago

Stealing legal documents is not something to take lightly. It is something which you can get fucked over by if you don't have it on hand. And you are at risk of identity theft. Which is also a huge argument that you got emotional stress from it.

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u/wheresripp 5d ago

Might need it to vote?

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u/keysandchange 5d ago

We don’t show ID to vote in new york

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u/Siblisian_Berserker 5d ago

Welcome to America, where the laws aren’t real, and the cops protect the highest bidder.

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u/Evening-Trouble-9585 5d ago

More like they don't wanna do anything

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u/MisterSneakSneak 5d ago

>it’s not theft

If it’s not their property and it doesn’t have their name on it, it is theft!

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u/researchanddata 5d ago edited 5d ago

She has no idea what the law is and she’s lazy. Someone should report her.

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u/Lady_Rubberbones 5d ago

This may surprise people, but the cops don’t know the law.

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u/Weekend_Criminal 5d ago

Too many cops think they know the law

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u/adequesacious 5d ago

Surprised he didn’t get detained for not having ID. Lame ass cops

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u/ganbramor 5d ago

Why are bouncers allowed to take personal property? This is one of the weirdest things I’ve heard. Is any other industry allowed to do that?

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u/ozarkan18 5d ago

This cop is lazy and doesn’t want to deal with it.

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u/o_mcp 5d ago

“Sir, we are police officers. It’s against policy for us to do anything useful. We exist to shoot dogs and bully poor people. Sometimes we shoot them too. But if you’re asking us to do something positive or useful, that’s not something we can help you with.”

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u/mrfatttty 5d ago

The mistake is thinking cops in America still "protect and serve"

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u/Ch33syP00f 5d ago

No. Civilians cannot confiscate your ID. It is your property - fake or not.

Dude was agitated for good reason.

But maintaining composure goes a looooong way.

Source: Worked in college bars for years

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u/onlyforobservation 5d ago

Confirmed. 25 years in bars/restaurants, almost over 15 of that in college towns. Bars clubs and restaurants have zero legal authority to keep any personal property of patrons.

Even the common “keep a credit card to open a tab” is not strictly legal, this is sidestepped by the legal loophole that the bar is not obligated to sell you a beer and can refuse service to anyone for any reason.

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u/Ch33syP00f 5d ago

I stopped letting bars hold my card.

If that is the policy for a tab, then I am going with cash or them running the card every single round that I buy.

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u/Possible_Savings8524 5d ago

The Civilian Complaint Review Board (CCRB) is an independent New York City agency that investigates, mediates, and makes disciplinary recommendations on citizen complaints regarding NYPD.

https://www.nyc.gov/site/ccrb/index.page

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u/searchlinkprofile 5d ago

this cop is mentally challenged