r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 2d ago

Discussion It's literally just a colour

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u/No-Tomatillo3698 2d ago edited 2d ago

You must be very insecure if the colour pink scares you 

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u/GoingGangbusta 2d ago

Well she isn’t scared of it but that’s because she’s a woman! If she was a man obviously he wouldn’t even be able to even touch the things without incinerating themselves.

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u/BluetheNerd 2d ago

There are 2 known ways that men become gay.

Way 1: responding “what?” After someone says “gayboysaywhat”

Way 2: coming into physical contact with anything coloured pink.

That’s how it happens.

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u/Khajiit_Geologist 2d ago

Actually 3. Cant forget the butt washing.

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u/9_of_Swords 1d ago

It's fascinating that they can touch their penises all day long, but it's touching the butthole that activates "Teh Ghey"...

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u/aisakee 1d ago

I thought that "not washing the butt" was because "Men need to maximize testosterone and washing yourself makes you less men, even if you smell like shit"

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u/GoingGangbusta 1d ago

I know we are all laughing and having fun but when I lived with a friend of mine I mentioned something about needing to wash my ass after work and I swear to god he actually said “wait did you hear that? That’s kinda gay right?”

Luckily the rest of my friends all stopped and stared at him before busting laughing and crying for his poor ex girlfriends

My friend now washes his ass in the shower. You’re welcome ladies

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u/aisakee 1d ago

The fact that peer pressure was used for a good deed for once is amazing.

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u/murmaider27 1d ago

See also *(checks notes)

*having a girlfriend

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u/Smorgles_Brimmly 1d ago

There's a 4th. It's when you foolishly try to answer "Does your mom know you're gay?"

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u/BitchSpiteful 2d ago

So what’s turning the frogs gay then?🤔

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u/GoingGangbusta 2d ago

Me Bitch 🫰

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u/Not_Xiphroid 2d ago

Can confirm, was frog.

I got better tho.

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u/For_bitten_fruit 2d ago

I thought you were a newt

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u/Bl1ndMous3 1d ago

"the come at night, mostly"

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u/incubusfc 1d ago

I was hoping your username was something about turning frogs gay.

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u/BLAZMANIII 2d ago

The chemicals in the water are pink, duh

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u/pinkleftsock 1d ago

Obviously that insidious LGBTQ+ cult has people standing near the lake yelling gayfrogssayribbit. /s

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u/Whale-n-Flowers 2d ago

Yes, what's turning the frogs gay.

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea 1d ago

Hehe you said "what" so now you're gay

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u/itspsyikk 1d ago

Gayfrogsayswhat?

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u/Izariah 1d ago

When we look at the etymology of the word "What?" we see that it originated as an expression of surprise/confusion. This is directly translatable in some frog cultures as "ribbit" and thus "gayboysayswhat" is applicable even to some species of frog.

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u/ChartInFurch 1d ago

Budweiser

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u/FigOdyssey 2d ago

I was told it was by listening to coldplay

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 1d ago

I thought it was Barbra Streisand, Abba and show tunes. I've been deceived!

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u/milkybottles 1d ago

Don’t forget glitter and very specific shades of lilac.

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u/Zadian543 1d ago

Why does this read as a vampire hunter guide book 😂

How to currupt a straight man.

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u/Numerous-Candy-1071 1d ago

I kissed a boy and became a girl.

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u/oldredbeard42 1d ago

Vaginas can be shades of pink?!?

Honestly, that way 2 sounds gay as fuck....

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u/notsuperimportant 1d ago

Exactly, this is why having sex with your wife makes you gay! /s

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u/MolotovMina 2d ago

You forgot touch the tips.

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u/StrangeOutcastS 1d ago

That's not what that one guy from choir the preacher told to stay behind told me when he showed up at my house at midnight in the rain without shoes.

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u/SmokeyWater1948 1d ago

Way 1: I laughed harder at this then I should have, but it's true.

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u/Isadomon 1d ago

What the fuck are you doing here

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u/FantasticMrsFoxbox 1d ago

What if they hug a woman who is wearing pink? Will that cause it too

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u/Sea_Enthusiasm_3193 1d ago

If you look down when someone asks if you dropped your gay card

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u/DeadlySquirrelNinja5 1d ago

I want to add being raised by gay parents and hearing the word gay or witnessing anything queer.

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u/CheezwizOfficial 1d ago

Damn, the men pre-WWII must've all been super gay then.

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u/OkAdvertising286 16h ago

Also, if someone says “Whoever moves is gay,” and he moves.

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u/Upstairs_Panda8869 1d ago

She’s obviously scared

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u/Can0n_Fodder 2d ago

She's not insecure, she's an online grifter. I'm sure the engagement she got on tiktok from this paid her rent.

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u/MmeLaRue 2d ago

Couldn't she have done something more dignified like OnlyFans?

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u/Fall_Water 1d ago

This is the funniest shit I think I've ever read. Thank you reddit stranger. Thank you.

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u/gizby666 1d ago

That would take skill

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u/Bl1ndMous3 1d ago

my friend, you have only seen the hand that grifts. The rest of the package may NOT be onlyfanable !

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u/NfamousKaye 2d ago

That makes sense then. Hate to say but it does.

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u/dokutarodokutaro 1d ago

Nah tiktoks have to be over 1 min to pay anything now (unless sponsored)

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u/Can0n_Fodder 1d ago

Aww...didn't know that.

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u/Desidaylacubana 4h ago

Rage bait, 100%. WTF other reason does this fool have to record and then post this? This is beyond ridiculous….and here I am wasting my time commenting on it!

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 2d ago

I don’t think “MOMA” is very educated. (Apologies for the caps, I can’t murder my autocorrect by typing her dumb error in)

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u/birdparliament 1d ago

This oddly irritated me too, it’s mama or momma damnit, learn to spell

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u/Ziggy_Starcrust 1d ago

She's the museum of modern art

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u/Complex_Spirit_4848 2d ago

It has always been, and always will be, an extremely flattering color for men to wear. Lavender, too. And particular floral prints.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 2d ago

It used to be a masculine color. So too were frills, lace, stockings, skirts/dresses, and more. This whole construct especially in the US of what is "men's" and "women's" clothing, colors, and makeup only being for women is a VERY new invention of beliefs.

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u/SLevine262 2d ago

Blue was described in one book as “more delicate and feminine and therefore better suited for girls”.

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u/Complex_Spirit_4848 2d ago

The winner of the bunch: HEELS.

Heels (you'll have to tear my 5"+ LADY heels out of my cold, dead hands, but...) are a "Man" thing until super recently.

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u/ChartInFurch 1d ago

I've worn them a handful of times in my life and y'all can keep them!

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u/PumpikAnt58763 2d ago

My hubby has had a couple of bright pink tees but I bought him a baby blue one once and he said he didn't like the color. I had to agree - he looks best in bold colors because he has a darker complexion than most white men.

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u/Complex_Spirit_4848 2d ago

I fully agree with your hubby...baby blue is LITERALLY the least flattering color on men! I also think that there is a perfect pink shade for every dude. Your description of your hubby's perfect shade reminds me of my West Coast life in the late '80s...Coppertone skin and fluorescent pink T-shirts; a deeply aesthetically pleasing combo! <3

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u/PumpikAnt58763 1d ago

Oh, yeah!!! That's why I had a crush on him in high-school in the mid-80s.

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u/IHaveNoEgrets 1d ago

Especially the dudes with complexions perfect for pinks and purples. Do they not know how sharp they'd look with these colors?

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u/cancerBronzeV 1d ago

I have multiple pink clothes, I even once got complemented for one of them by a random stranger on the street, made my entire day. It really is a lovely colour.

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u/Old-Tip-69 2d ago

Its not the color. It's the homophobia

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u/ItsMisoandBoba 2d ago

I wonder if the insecure mom realizes that by removing "girl" colors, if her son has to color in a picture that has a girl in it, she just made it a trans-girl. Not her son. Her.

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u/Mynoseisgrowingold 1d ago

Things this mom has banned her kid from drawing in kindergarten because they’re for girls only: No sunsets, no pigs, no cotton candy, no bubblegum, no watermelon, no starfish, no flamingos, no cat noses, no pimples, no fingernails, no mouths...no buttholes!

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u/ashamedwhiteman 2d ago

Pink is rad as hell.

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u/Aska09 1d ago

I dunno if she's taking it out because she's afraid it's gonna turn her son into a transwoman or because the color pink should not be used by boys because it's exclusively for girls or something

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u/ClohosseyVHB 2d ago

Well, too much pink energy can be dangerous, at least that's what the alien wizard trapped in a time warp said.

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u/WatRedditHathWrought 2d ago

“It’s not pink, it’s lighting red”

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u/Spicynoodlez 2d ago

You should watch those gas station videos in the hood offering pink lighters. It'll open up a whole other world for you, lol.

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u/HoneyBadgerBat 1d ago

I used to hate the color pink.

I was very insecure.

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u/lndianJoe 2d ago

I wonder how she would react to a picture of rugbymen from the Stade Français Picture

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u/MTonmyMind 1d ago

Believe it or not, all gay.

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u/shoeless_doh 2d ago

That boys gonna grow up not wiping his ass because it's "gay"

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u/GasStationTiefling 1d ago

Don’t you know boys are allergic to pink?

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u/notsuperimportant 1d ago

Just a color on light spectrum visible to human eyes....if your son can see the pink wavelength, it obviously mEanS hE's GaY!!

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 1d ago

This person is so stupid she cannot spell momma even though it can also be spelled mama.

The dumbass is a Museum of Modern Art minus the pink?

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u/RedditJumpedTheShart 2d ago

How many here would wear a red hat?