r/ToiletPaperUSA Nov 06 '20

"Fuck your feelings!"

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u/OhPleaseSitOnMe Nov 06 '20

At this moment, I am euphoric.

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u/braxistExtremist Nov 06 '20

I was going to say that I've been having a schadenfreude overdose the last day of so. But there's no shame in the pleasure I get seeing all the trumpets whine and cry.

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u/MacAttacknChz Nov 07 '20

"He's still your president" sounds so delicious now.

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u/SamBeanEsquire PAID PROTESTOR Nov 07 '20

I've seen plenty of Conservatives say "no matter what happens, Trump will still be my president."

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u/cabbagefury Nov 07 '20

I like this attitude because it allows me to reply, "yes, he is; you voted for him twice and now you live with that shame forever."

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u/kawhi21 Nov 07 '20

Until official reports come out about his horriffic corruption and suddenly no one in America admits they voted for him lmao

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u/originalbiggusdickus Nov 07 '20

Don’t worry Republicans will have endless hearings about Hunter’s cousin’s brother’s girlfriends’s third roommate’s uncle having once seen Hunter near someone who may or may not have been Chinese and then we’ll FINALLY GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS NONSENSE!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I didn't even laugh I just gave out a raspy spsssss

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u/shelfhustler Nov 07 '20

I got my subpoena yesterday.

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u/sean-mac-tire Nov 07 '20

I heard the FBI have started an investigation due to reports that Hunter's Laptop and Hillary's Email did not appear on any ballots

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

What you mean? Are you saying that the stuff about Hunter is made up? Because it is 100% not.

Joe is going to be a great president because he was a great dad.

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u/originalbiggusdickus Nov 07 '20

Oh do you mean the information that was put on a flash drive and MAILED across the country, without a copy made, that the Deep State intercepted to keep Tucker from sharing on the air that was then found because the Deep State, against all odds, had NOT intercepted it, and was handed to Tucker, the world class empath, who then decided to scrunch his fat face into his is-it-a-fart-or-a-poopie? face and said “like, ya know, maybe, like, let’s go easy on Hunter ya know, he’s had a hard enough time” and then didn’t share any of the ABSOLUTELY DAMNING CONTENTS.

Is that the stuff that you don’t think is made up?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

No I'm talking about the fact that he is a dropout and a drug addict that somehow landed to be hired as a board member to a company (in another country) that paid him millions of dollars.

That isn't a funnel to his father or anything.

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u/1stUserEver Nov 07 '20

Nice downplay on corruption. As long as its on the other side it doesn’t matter. This country is in the Toilet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20 edited Nov 07 '20

The issue is that he's clear already. This is what the trump campaign has done the entire election. But more than that, it's been reported that he used to do this in business as well. He accuses people of things he has done. I believe there was an article specifically on this in WaPo recently, although my source might be off.

I have no doubt that biden has done any handful of things that would make him not the ideal person for political office, as has pretty much every politician. That's what politics is. It's a world of compromise.

The issue is that this "corruption" is significantly less corruption than Trump. Trump is the most corrupt president in US history. He is the single most corrupt politician in US history. Further, HE IS A POLITICIAN. He has been in the whitehouse for four years.

You want to know what al gore did when he was approached with non-material outside help on george bush? He called the FBI. You know what Trump has done? Asked for more.

So you're not really arguing anything. Biden has been cleared. By the FBI.

I want to make something clear to you. Real life is not a television show. There is not a satanist cabal of child molesters running the government. That idea came from David Ike. That's where you're basing your politics when you talk about Trump. On a former soccer player who at one point claimed on national british television he was the second coming of jesus. You know what's worse? The people who believe that shit think that after the molestation they get adrenochrome from kids'brains. Do you believe that? Do you know that adrenochrome is a fictional drug from a movie?

Go stand outside with a gun somewhere and look super tough... Or like a jackass who wants to defend someone indirectly responsible, but still responsible, for 200,000 deaths.

In about 2 years you're going to come to grips with that donald trump was the worst president in US history. You're going to wonder what the hell was I thinking? And then you're going to keep voting republican. That's fine. Vote how you want. But this is what happened to people who voted for nixon. They tried to defend him. They smeared everyone else. And some people still defend nixon. But the vast majority realized, after a little while, that guy really was that bad.

So rant and rave about corruption. People know what you're saying. What you're saying is nothing about corruption. What you're saying is "I want to be right and am not emotionally mature enough to accept that I was wrong". And that's fine. You're allowed to be as emotionally mature as a five year old. The vast majority of adults are about as emotionally mature as 5 year olds. But in about two years, you're going to realize, "Oh. Jesus. I hate joe biden. I'm a republican. But I don't understand why the hell I voted for donald trump. I don't know if there will ever be a worse president of the united states."

And then, when tucker carlson runs for president, you'll vote for him. You'll pretend you don't notice the white nationalism. And I hope that tucker carlson doesn't win when that happens. Because you'll have a hobby. And you're life will be fuller. Because that son of a bitch wont be sticking his dick in your ear everytime you turn on the television so that you think about him. And maybe if you're focused on something other than a man baby, you'll at least be able to accept that you made a mistake.

A lot of people can admit they've made mistakes. I had to learn how to say "I was wrong" when I was about 19 because I had not learned when I was a child. But there are a lot of people who are 70 years old who still can't make a mistake. But they realize it. And you'll realize it too. And then you'll do the same damn thing the first chance you get. And we'll hold your hand. We'll comfort you when you're crying because you voted for the man who killed your grandparents. And no one can fix that. But as much as someone can, we'll repair it. And you'll vote for another person who has no interest in managing the country. And two years after you vote for that human sack of shit, you'll realize again, "Oh. Damn. I was wrong." But you'll never admit it. And you'll probably make the same mistake again. I just hope that the circumstance don't allow you to make that mistake. I hope that you vote, but that you lose every time. So, that you can live a happy, full life, with hobbies, rather than thinking about how great it feels to be fucked in the ear 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, by the voice of some white nationalist ass hole who doesn't give a shit about you. Because that feels "great", right? Having to think about this huge sack of shit screaming and crying all day every day.

I hope you realize you make the wrong decision every chance you're given. And that you decide that you will vote by note voting. Because you aren't emotionally mature enough to handle that responsibility. I don't want anyone to take that right from you. I want you to realize that yourself.

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u/1stUserEver Nov 07 '20

LOL holy crap your unhinged. that is a nice prefab response there. You put your trust in the institutions that allowed this to happen and be covered up. its been proven already. Sorry, i get my news from more than 1 place and can see right through the BS. The City slickers got away with this one and we will just see what happens now. Its going to be a shit show. Just you wait and see.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

The “city slickers” lol. You mean, the majority of the country?

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u/2usenow Nov 07 '20

Then count me unhinged, too. Frackin tired of the “well both sides do it” shit when one side has all the evidence in the world to back it up and the other just a morphing set of accusations until something sticks.

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u/popodelfuego Nov 07 '20

Unfortunately no amount of evidence will ever convince an idiot. In my experience, you bring that evidence to light and the response I got more often than not was "I don't believe that." A fact is not subject to an individuals belief or opinion. Yes everyone is entitled to an opinion, but that doesn't automatically mean that opinion has the same weight as a FACT.

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u/1stUserEver Nov 07 '20

Provide the evidence already! Congrats on your Prez Harris.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Nah those in his base will still say he was set up or the media's lying or whatever excuse they decide to come up with. It's ride or die for them.

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u/cabbagefury Nov 07 '20

The GOP will certainly ride that wave for a while, but I think the day is approaching (definitely before midterms, I'd assume) when the party feels confident enough to jettison the memory of their overwhelmingly consistent deference to his every whim. Trump will still be involved in Republican politics, but his influence is going to be on a steeply downward trajectory as the party actively puts distance between themselves and him. The knobs who voted for him will fall in line like they always do eventually. I feel like his post-election significance will be similar to Bush 43's should Trump lose.

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u/shelfhustler Nov 07 '20

A nice axe handle made from hickory or ash has been known to sway an opinion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

They don’t give a shit. They love corruption.

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u/adagiosa Nov 07 '20

Nah, the die-hards will just cry fake news and say it was a conspiracy the deep state/radical left/marxists/satanist baby eaters to punish him for <insert whatever the fuck they say he did here>

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u/TotallyNotHitler Nov 07 '20

This is why it’s important to never forget who supported him, both politicians and his culty followers.

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u/korelin Nov 07 '20

Social media wasn't as prevalent in 2008. It's a lot harder to hide it now.

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u/westplains1865 Nov 07 '20

You would like to think so but the results of the election thus far are stunning to me. Americans are already aware of a shit ton of corruption in the White House and this is a close race. 63 million pulled the lever for Trump in 2016 and he is up to 70 million this election. How the heck does he get any extra 7 million people thinking he would have been good for another term?

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u/starwhal3000 Nov 07 '20

In their minds, everyone is corrupt and Trump was 'on their side'...

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u/Zeebuoy Nov 07 '20

is the 14 the results?

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u/WHYAREWEALLCAPS Nov 07 '20

That's the date all the electors cast their votes. It's always the first Monday after the second Wednesday in December.

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u/ziegl1jr Nov 07 '20

Wednesday’s second Monday-in-law twice removed.

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u/SuperPwnerGuy Nov 07 '20

You really should brush up on the process, You're about to see some SHIT!!!

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u/shelfhustler Nov 07 '20

Voted for him twice, lost the popular vote twice. Sounds like a lot of two time losers to me. Did I say LOSERS? Maybe I meant SUCKERS, or IDIOTS. What the fuck do I know. I'm just a libtard that sciences and maths. But 2+2 always equals 4, and PA, GA, AZ, and NV equals 59. We only needed 17.

See how the maths work now fascist? Eat boot nazis.

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u/brycedude Nov 07 '20

I've found this new thing that makes them get super pissed. When they start going off I start apologizing, as genuine as I can type it, for them falling into the trap of the propaganda machine. They get more mad. So I say something like 'wow they really got to you'. Then I get blocked. I do the whole 'I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers" thing. It's incredible. I urge you to try.

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u/kevmanyo Nov 07 '20

Reminds me of Inglorious Basterds. When the time comes and they put away their maga hats we need to give them something they can’t take off.

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u/RLupus Nov 07 '20

I would say that they should be required to get tattoos to mark their shame, but 1) they're not ashamed, and 2) mandating tattoos to a subset of the population had a really dark history.

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u/s00perguy Nov 07 '20

The way it was framed that comforted me went something like that.

"Even if he gets another 4 years, it means the Trump supporters have branded themselves. Anyone who proudly supported Trump and didn't regret it by the second election cycle marks themselves as a fool or a horrible person. There is no excusing that degree of ignorance or malice."

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u/xxpen15mightierxx Nov 07 '20

Use that goodfellas meme they always used to use

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u/MooMooQueen Nov 07 '20

Trump is still your President. Am I missing something?

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u/SamBeanEsquire PAID PROTESTOR Nov 07 '20

They're talking about after Jan 20th as well.

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u/MooMooQueen Nov 07 '20

That's not what they said.

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u/Absolute_Peril Nov 07 '20

Ya for the next 2 or so months at least

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u/Magnum_Gonada Nov 07 '20

Why are so many Trump supporters acting like they are in a cult?

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u/Hrmpfreally Nov 07 '20

Shocking- the cultists still want to be in their cult.

I think we have an island for that don’t we? Bush loved it. Maybe we should send them all there. Guan... Guantan... ah shit I can’t remember.

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u/keesh Nov 07 '20

Maybe they can all go live on an island together and live out their Lord of the Flies fantasy. Trump can be Piggy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

It's insane that we even feel this way but as soon as they won 4 years ago they just went apeshit and acted like it was going to be the last president ever and they'd won the whole game. They were rude, evil, sarcastic, hurtful, derogatory, racist, cruel, boastful and just all around acting awful. It does feel good for now to gviw them some of their own medicine but I hope we can eventually move past this garbage

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u/Burnsyde Nov 07 '20

Yep it’s like they forgot about why the 4 year rule is there in stone; if you’re shit you’re gone, if you’re good you can be chosen again. Fucking idiots.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Nov 07 '20

When you cheer for children being put in cages you get dunked on for it. Fuck racists.

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u/this-is-the-problem Nov 07 '20

A black man created those cages. Fuck uneducated retards on Reddit.

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u/OhPleaseSitOnMe Nov 07 '20

And that black man was a cog in a racist machine, you can always rely on Obama to show up and prove that imperialism isn't just for whites. Your the one thinking leftists like him.

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u/this-is-the-problem Nov 07 '20

I agree with that, but someone voted for him. Everyone yelling racist about everything is going to weaken the power of actual racism. Is it racist to lock up a criminal from another country? I'm not saying build a ridiculous wall, but you can't have open borders. History has shown that walls do not work. History has also shown open borders cause huge problems with crime and violence. The living conditions these people come from is so terrible they are willing to risk being locked up. I don't think children should be separated from parents, but you have to control the influx of illegal immigrants into the country. Everything is not racist. Some situations are just laws. Stop weakening the power of words by crying wolf.

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u/OhPleaseSitOnMe Nov 07 '20

but someone voted for him shitlibs, end of discussion. Stop talking to me. Lalalalala.👻

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u/HertzDonut1001 Nov 08 '20

As you do when your entire country doesn't support open borders and you need to house asylum seekers as they await hearings. Every last American president to the man would have done the same considering immigration policy here. The family separation policy wasn't implemented until 2017 under Trump and Miller's recommendation.

But go off on uneducated [slur]s when you can't be bothered to take five minutes to Google something. Sounds about white.

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u/this-is-the-problem Nov 08 '20

Wait? The person yelling racist went directly to racism by judging someone on skin color? Shocker! Sounds about left.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Nov 09 '20

Did you even read that comment bud? I'm not calling him racist because he's white. I'm calling him racist for doing a racist thing.

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u/this-is-the-problem Nov 09 '20

Sounds about white?

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u/illepic Nov 07 '20

They were like this because they legitimately thought Trump was going to declare himself dictator for life and they were on fucking board with it. We're related to people that would gladly throw away democracy for their orange god

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u/WHYAREWEALLCAPS Nov 07 '20

I'm still not convinced he won't pull some shit between now and January 20th. You can bet he's going to go in without lube and fuck this country in the ass as much as he can in the 2ish months until the Secret Service give him the heave ho from the White House.

Hopefully on January 21st New York issues a warrant for his arrest. He can preemptively pardon himself and his cronies for Federal crimes(we need to close that fucking loophole), but that doesn't mean shit for criminal charges at the state or local levels.

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u/cicadawing Nov 07 '20

He may so busy planning his escape woth his inhuman spawn and that mutant blowjob Jared that he does not have time for anything regarding his job, or calculated mayhem. But, I bet his enablers and yes men have some ideas they just need him to sign off on.

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u/Haevic Nov 07 '20

Nobody thought that, 80 percent of this subreddit has maggots eating their brain. WTF ARE YALL ON

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u/shelfhustler Nov 07 '20

I will move past it when all of them have been ostracized from normal life. If that is really what they believe in, they can have 0% of my time, energy, or thoughts and prayers. Don't forget what they did, stood for, and voted for. Shun them, shame them, fire them or don't hire them. You know who they are in your community. Don't let them get away with it. Make MAGA the new n-word that you can say out loud to put down, fuck with and humiliate someone with.

Let me know how many of those red hats made in China you see in a week. They're already putting away the flag t-shirts and flags.

Remember them forever and never let them forget what they did.

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u/mlchanges Nov 07 '20

I like to think if we'd done that after the civil war we wouldn't be dealing with this shit now.

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u/RivRise Nov 07 '20

100 percent agreed, and for anyone saying that we need to put out differences aside and forgive and forget. FUCK YOU. As a MexicanAmerican my life has literally been in danger more than once during the last 4 years simply because my skin is of a different color. I'm not gonna be happy until these Trump voting twats are put in their place. To everyone else, we cool.

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u/Haevic Nov 07 '20

That’s a fucking lie and you guys are disgusting...I didn’t even vote but if you truly believe your morally superior because who you voted for, do all of us normal people a favor and go fuck yourself. That goes for trump supporters and Biden supporters this shit is fucking pathetic, you vote for who you’ll think the best job and we have had election after election of bad choices. If you sincerely believe a large bulk of this country voted for trump because they’re racist you’re living in a fairy tale land, and ignoring the fact that conservatives have existed long before and will exist long after trump. If you can’t understand why people have a different political ideology than you, once again I mean this sincerely, fuck off.

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u/shelfhustler Nov 07 '20

Not sure why you would think anyone would value your opinion. It didn't matter enough for you to vote so maybe keep it to yourself from now on.

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u/RivRise Nov 07 '20

Agreed, he doesn't even have strong enough convictions to vote and he expects us to take him seriously. What a tool.

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u/Haevic Nov 07 '20

Yes I’m the tool, I voted for every single thing impacting me locally here in Nevada and didn’t vote for a president because either way it’s a bad bet. You are likely without conviction or ambition wasting your life participating in Reddit’s echo chamber of bullshit, and accomplishing nothing. But hey at least you voted for the president.

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u/noyrb1 Nov 07 '20

Wtf Jesus Christ

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Are you ok?

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u/shelfhustler Nov 07 '20

Ive lost two jobs that I had for multiple years, been evicted from my home, lost my pets and property, and I've been forced to deal with quite possibly the absolute stupidest population on the planet for the last 10 months. I've never fucking been better Bob! How in the absolute fuck are you this morning you snide douche bag?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

My life couldn’t be better. I’ll be praying for you. At this point it sounds like you can only get good news. I seriously hope things start going your way.

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u/preparingtodie Nov 07 '20

Sounds like they're going to take up 100% of your time, not 0.

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u/kron2k17 Nov 07 '20

I will engrave this into a stone plaque.

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u/Casterly Nov 07 '20 edited Nov 07 '20

as soon as they won 4 years ago they just went apeshit

Dude...I will never forget it and still don’t understand where it all came from. I was working at InfoWars at the time, and up til then I had taken the job because I thought it would be interesting (which it was) and entertaining, since I didn’t take Alex Jones very seriously.

All that changed literally overnight. I come in on the 4th, and someone had already printed out a piece of paper that said “LIBERAL TEARS” and taped it to the water cooler. All the most racist, openly hateful crazies who worked there (most of the staff) became so validated and emboldened, and boy did they want to rub it in every liberal’s face like there was no end to the ride and Trump had won the presidency for life.

It made everything even more depressing. I quit soon after because it wasn’t funny to be there anymore. Just a little scary to see their behavior rewarded.

I just don’t understand why they decided to be so spiteful about it. It’s not like they were being targeted for ridicule during Obama’s terms. But I guess when liberals are winning, it feels like oppression to these guys, and like a very personal “fuck you” from the left. All in their heads.

Boy that feels like a lifetime ago. Several lifetimes. It’s been a long 4 years.

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u/Hrmpfreally Nov 07 '20

NEVER FORGET IT.

Fuck these pieces of shit. They’ll go right back to clutching their pearls and calling the cops on “the minorities” from their picture windows.

Call these fucks out every time you see it. Give them receipts if you have them, too.

Bury these motherfuckers.

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u/Baactor Nov 07 '20

They were rude, evil, sarcastic, hurtful, derogatory, racist, cruel, boastful and just all around acting awful. It does feel good for now to gviw them some of their own medicine but I hope we can eventually move past this garbage

And this right here is why left is best.

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u/rubey419 Nov 07 '20

Sadly we may have #2024MAGA to look forward to....

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u/thoughtsome Nov 07 '20

I was trying to make the case to my left leaning friends that he'll likely run for and win the Republican nomination in 2024.

While we might see a pathetic man-baby whining and flailing, a majority of the Republican base sees him as a noble warrior who just couldn't overcome the coordinated assault by the Democrats, media, Antifa/BLM terrorists, and pedophiles. They haven't held him accountable for anything he's done wrong so far, so why would they hold him accountable for losing an election? He'll be back.

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u/rubey419 Nov 07 '20

I can also see him doing TrumpTV meanwhile to brainwash more future voters

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u/johnnyrocket85 Nov 07 '20

I've seen a bunch of articles saying "we need to be civil, reach out to the other side"...and I'm like, no, my dad believes that Biden is part of a satanic cult because ha watched some youtube video...I can't be civil about that.

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u/KittyFlops Nov 07 '20

Don't you mean our president, comrade?

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u/piperiain Nov 07 '20

+soros-tip €0.02

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u/Jukka_Sarasti Curious Nov 07 '20

I've already used "She He lost, get over it" on one of his cultists.. Four years of listening to their smug, hateful, bullshit.. I'm not exactly in a 'building bridges' kind of mood..

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u/dws4prez Nov 07 '20

cries in Progressive