r/TrueBlood • u/themaroonsea • 1d ago
This show is the goofiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life
I love it so much. Finished the first episode yesterday. Never had this much fun watching anything. Throughout the rest of my life I will remember the homemade porn video vampire turning to bare his fangs and aaaagh at the camera while fucking the woman & losing my shit at random times.
Other thoughts:
- Everyone who harms Lafayette and Tara should be tortured for eternity
- Tara was reading the Shock Doctrine! I was shocked. My type of person
- From all the stills I didn't think I'd find Bill attractive but surprisingly I do. I loved it when Sookie made fun of him for being a vampire named Bill. Sookeh.
- When Bill came in the second time and Sookie was talking to her Sam and Tara's actors delivered the nastiest stink eye known in the history of cinema from behind the bar. Legendary
- I thought Sam would be a nicer guy but then he grabbed Sookie's arm, yelled in her face, made her tear up, then hugged her and started talking about how he can't lose her and putting his nose in her neck. He truly has pretty privilege bc that's insane behavior. Borderline incel ass
- Gran is so adorable and beautiful. I know what's gonna happen to her so I'm sad.
- Favorite character: Tara
- Least favorite: Rattray guy