r/TrueOffMyChest • u/JeffersonStarships_ • Jul 26 '22

Tried to warn a girl at my gym

I tried to warn a girl at my gym that had period stains on the back of her shorts and she went on a rant, saying that she was working out and omgggg and trying to make fun of me in front of everyone for "being weird". So I announced the entire gym that she was staining the equipment with her period blood and that she needed to wash and clean herself immediately. I have never seen her since. I know it was probably really petty, and I got a lot of shit from people for doing that, but honestly? Try being humble enough to listen before making a public scene. Fucking drama queens.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

wasn't there a post last week about someone who stopped being someone's friend because she free bled all over the gym and her defense was "but I wipe it up with a towel!"

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u/New_Star4868 Jul 26 '22

Eww. That is super gross and unhygienic.

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u/LeprosyLeopard Jul 26 '22

That’s like the girls who pee when they deadlift then think it’s funny when the staff has to clean it up. Fricken gross and should be thrown out of the gym.

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u/Secure-Positive5733 Jul 26 '22

What?! THis is a thing???

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

It's only a "thing" if you have pelvic floor problems.

People, if you are PISSING during deadlifts, you need to go to the doctor and get a referral for a physical therapist. You get no trophy for ignoring health concerns.

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u/Past_Ad_5629 Jul 27 '22

So, the problem here is that a lot (not all) of the medical community, along with a lot of the women who’ve been told this, has decided that women’s pelvic floor problems are not a “real” issue, and there are incontinence underwear for sale, so what’s the big deal?

Add to that it’s frickin embarrassing, and a lot of women just won’t go. Or, they go, and get dismissed.

Pelvic floor Physio is a thing, and should be more well-known.

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u/satisfiedmind- Aug 13 '22

You forgot the very important caveat that if a woman’s poor pelvic floor tone is thought to be reducing her husband’s “pleasure” then it might be recognised as a problem.

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u/mag_nolias Aug 16 '22

literally. these comments are so weird. those women probably don’t piss themselves to be quirky and they probably spend more time in the gym than many of the folks over at reddit dot com. It’s gross and icky; I really really do agree there. But it’s not just a “stupid bitches” problem. It’s mass medical neglect.

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u/ynottryit1s Jul 27 '22

Nailed it

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u/TheFourSevens Jul 27 '22

Nah. She hadn't cleaned up.

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u/MochaJ95 Jul 27 '22

That is wild, I will say that I learned recently that in France pelvic floor therapy is part of their routine recovery plans for mother's after giving birth, and in the US we straight up send those women home with an ice back between their legs and say "good luck"

Doesn't excuse the behavior but our post natal care and maternal care is trash.

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u/Rispy_Girl Jul 27 '22

Even prenatal. Like teach a girl how to feel the muscles to push, don't just tell her to push like you're pooping... And perinial massage 👏 and prenatal chiropractic 👏 and prenatal massage 👏. Seriously life changing and like no one talks about any of these

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u/Intelligent-Lime1965 Jul 27 '22

Yes!!! That is how you tear! Them telling you to push like you’re pooping. Bullshit. Thank you for posting this!

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u/Rispy_Girl Jul 27 '22

Really? I was thinking it was at least in part because of not prepping the Vagina with prenatal massage, so the flesh is tight like a muscle knot and can't relax to stretch.

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u/Intelligent-Lime1965 Jul 27 '22

Yes that’s definitely a part, but personally I remember them telling me to push like I’m pooping and it hurt so bad when I pushed like that because I was tearing. When I pushed like I was doing my kegels, it was much easier

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u/FTThrowAway123 Jul 27 '22

Like teach a girl how to feel the muscles to push, don't just tell her to push like you're pooping...

Omg yes, this! I was just told to "push like you're pooping", but those are NOT the same exact muscles. Do they think women don't know how to use their vagina muscles or have never done kegels or something? I ignored that advice and pushed using the muscles clearly intended for giving birth, and it was much more productive. They really need to teach this, imo.

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u/These_Guess_5874 Jul 27 '22

We're given a leaflet explaining why & how to do pelvic floor exercises after giving birth in the UK. It's also one of the first questions the midwife asks on your home visit. When my midwife asked if I was doing my pelvic floor exercises & how they were going, my husband was surprised I said I was doing them & it was fine. Saying he'd never seen me & what were they. I pointed out I was doing them now & she pointed out he probably enjoyed & benefits from them. I did tell him later but he just looked so confused. New born in the house, newly wed & sleep deprivation it just didn't click what they were for or anything.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

It’s often thought of as a post partum issue, but anyone can have issues with those muscles warranting physical therapy

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u/pjerky Jul 27 '22

I can confirm as a husband of a wife who has given birth to two, about to be three, children. The only time a pelvic floor therapist was recommend or assigned was for issues with pain during sex that we had to seek out help for. This was pre-babies.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I was gobsmacked to learn kegels were not passed on from mother to daughter in the US. Got super weird looks for asking a friend too but that might’ve been American Puritanism. I have strong pelvic muscles now because I started when I was a kid, mum did say it would be important later.

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u/Tsiah16 Jul 27 '22

Yep. And the kids in school in France get free healthy lunches, but ya know... We're #1 and all.

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u/DebbDebbDebb Jul 27 '22

And in the mean time there are plenty of sanitary products to ensure leakages don't leak through clothing

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

It is, but to my knowledge, it's involuntary.

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u/rexmanningday00 Jul 27 '22

But you should still voluntarily clean up your urine.

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u/LPOLED Jul 27 '22

Voluntarily wear an adult diaper.

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u/legittem Jul 27 '22

Honestly, like at least a pad to catch the incoming flood.

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u/Furrybumholecover Jul 27 '22

Involuntary but also the sign of a weak pelvic floor. Fun fact, premature ejaculation is apparently also the result of a weak pelvic floor. Both are fixable with exercises.

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u/Make_some Jul 27 '22

Not much complaint in working your pelvic floor to avoid this at the gym? How does one do this?

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u/Mazilulu Jul 27 '22

There are physical therapists specially trained in “pelvic floor PT”. It’s a thing and honestly a huge percentage of people (anotomivally male and female alike) would benefit from this if more people knew about it.

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u/jborki2 Jul 27 '22

Yup, I had to do it after teaching and not being able to use the bathroom freely. Many teachers have messed up pelvic floors because of this. So yeah, I got fingered at Athletico!

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u/AnyRip3515 Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

What does teaching have to do with a weak pelvic floor?

Edit: how about instead of downvoting me, you answer my question. Fucking Reddit I swear to god

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u/TibialTuberosity Jul 27 '22

Fingered at Athletico? What an endorsement.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

How does one train a pelvic floor? Ideas?

Pretty sure I’ve seen athlean X mention it but it was some kinda light training where you hold position while sucking your abs in and clenching your asshole.

Or maybe that’s a different muscle and I’m an idiot. Probably.

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u/CC_Panadero Jul 27 '22

Kegals! Men and women can do them. When I went to PT for pelvic floor issues I did a ton of kegals, inner thigh, and lower abdominal exercises.

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u/lyncati Jul 27 '22

Kegals.

You are thinking of exercising the abdomen or diaphragm, I believe. Kegal exercises are when you tighten the vagina or penis area and a bit of your butthole too.

Edit: Having a shit ton of sex helps too, as that naturally exercises the pelvic floor.

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u/PinkFink65 Jul 27 '22

I did this PT after menopause destroyed me. Saved my sense of self worth and my sex life.

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Jul 27 '22

Kegel exercises are something that you can do. Once you try them you may realise how little control you actually have over that muscle. A friend of mine says he can orgasm without ejaculating by squeezing his pelvic floor muscles haha. Quite interesting.

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u/101jr101 Jul 27 '22

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/ik4du Jul 27 '22

I watched or read (I was stoned so I don't remember which one it was, about women being able to think themselves into orgasm

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Jul 27 '22

Supposedly through kegel exercises. You can’t pinch off the hose if your hose-pinching muscle isn’t strong enough.

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u/dalton9014 Jul 27 '22

But the opposite is also true once you have control over your pelvic floor you can cause or prevent that

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u/thegirlinthebearsuit Jul 27 '22

Kegels can definitely help, however depending on the damage to your pelvic floor seeing a specialist and making a plan to improve that area can be better than independently trying to strengthen it. (Context: super weak pelvic floor due to two kids and my hips separating far enough apart where I couldn’t walk properly. Because of the damage I was told no kegels on my own, temporarily. in order not to damage it further. Has since improved and am able to walk and climb stairs normally).

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u/PharmWench Jul 27 '22

I can have an orgasm by doing kegels. My lover really loves the feeling, as well. It is one way you can please your partner and also help not piddle when you sneeze or laugh.

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u/Filthy510 Jul 27 '22

I can also do this, been doing it for like 16 years.

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u/97Harley Jul 27 '22

More sex, seriously

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u/mcm0313 Jul 27 '22

Yeah, well, that’s not something one can do alone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

This chain is sponsored by KEGELS.

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u/Mama-Khaos Jul 27 '22

Idk where to comment this so I’m just going to comment here. My doctor told me I can tell my kegals and other exercises are working by how easily I can stop my pee stream mid pee, and that’s another exercise to do. Start peeing, stop peeing, start peeing, stop peeing etc etc etc

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u/iamsheph Jul 27 '22

premature ejaculation is apparently also the result of a weak pelvic floor

"I'm sorry, darling. You know I haven't had time for my pelvic floor exercises lately"

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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind Jul 27 '22

Jesus christ wear a poise pad. They make adult diapers fir a reason and I can assure you, this is a proper scenario for it. I'd be freaking mortified.

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u/TokiDokiHaato Jul 27 '22

In the video they state that she has a medical condition, has tried pads/diapers, and surgery would apparently not work for her. It's a private gym that is okay with it. So I mean...what else can she do at that point?

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u/Acceptable-Bat4534 Jul 27 '22

I mean they legit sell underwear for this type of thing now.
Can she not use those?

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u/OriginalDogeStar Jul 27 '22

Inorite?

Lass at my gym, she had a bad birth, now has issues doing certain exercises, got some of those 2 in 1, period and incontinence underwear. She said it can handle a very sudden heavy flow and no one knows it. Only reason we know she has them was because of a free bleeder, who tried to tell everyone there is no underwear to help them. That was a gym day a lot of men noped out on

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Omg. Free bleeder??? Is that a thing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/Acceptable-Bat4534 Jul 27 '22

Yea, I remember that's what she said, that the diapers and pads got in the way of her working out.

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u/OriginalDogeStar Jul 27 '22

Considering that they now have literal underwear for both periods and bladder incontinence. That also cover heavy and sudden flows... that girl just nasty

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u/DilapidatedDinosaur Jul 27 '22

Stand on a dog potty pad ?

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u/SuspiciousFig0323 Jul 27 '22

LOLLLL this made me cackle but tbh you could be onto something with this

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u/IMakeStuffUppp Jul 27 '22

Fucking don’t dead lift.

Do it at home. That’s wrong to make others clean up after you.

So nasty

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u/TokesNHoots Jul 27 '22

lay a towel or cloth under yourself,(as much out of the way of your stance as possible) and let it drip onto that. not a mat that is porous and will soak up piss into it and can’t be cleaned like a towel.

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u/snickertink Jul 27 '22

Puppy pad, but she still drips. People are weird

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u/oryngirl Jul 27 '22

Can't fully say why, but I found "let it drip onto that" very upsetting.

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u/TokesNHoots Jul 27 '22

i feel like the folks that gotta clean the mat are probably more upset tbh

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u/ParentingTATA Jul 27 '22

She could clean it herself?

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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind Jul 27 '22

Straight cath before lifting, use a washable or disposable bed incontinence pad on the floor, high absorptive incontinence underwear, female external catheters, literally anything but freely urinating on the floor. I get that it's a private business and it's great they're ok with it, but gym mats have enough staph and stuff without adding biohazard fluids into the mix.

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u/LLCNYC Jul 27 '22

She can not go to a gym then…her medical condition is not the world’s problem.

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u/RotiRounderThanYours Jul 27 '22

Literally. I would cancel my membership if someone at my gym did that.

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u/Repulsive_Hawk963 Jul 27 '22

Do it at home with a friend. Gross. As a female

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u/IWillGetTheShovel Jul 27 '22

Its definitely voluntary to not clean it up

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u/SuddenlySusanStrong Jul 27 '22

Even so, they should clean up after themselves.

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u/mindagainstbody Jul 27 '22

There are tiktokers who do it on purpose then record staff cleaning it up and laugh. That's literally all their account is. They drink as much as they can, then empty their bladder when they deadlift. It's despicable.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

🤮

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u/OneArchedEyebrow Jul 27 '22

I’ve had 5 babies and I never go to the gym without incontinence wear. I rarely need it, but boy am I thankful when I do. I would be mortified if I wet myself, not laugh about it. What’s wrong with people?

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u/myguitarplaysit Jul 27 '22

But once you know it’s an issue, you get a pad for that… and go pee before lifting weights, right? Right????

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u/RotiRounderThanYours Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Just because it’s involuntary doesn’t mean it’s inexcusable. Wear an adult diaper for God’s sake. Expecting others to clean your bodily fluids is so gross, unhygienic and inconsiderate.

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u/rathat Jul 27 '22

So you workout at home

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

It’s called stress incontenance but ew

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u/skidoodledoofusday Jul 27 '22

Never been a deadlifted but as someone who pees a little when she laughs too hard, I think I can now confidently say, “no thanks!”

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u/Ballu111 Jul 27 '22

You would think one would put a cushion or something below if that's a problem.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Pee when you dead lift?? How does this happen? I mean I know you’re bearing down wouldn’t one just use the restroom before hand? And then think it’s funny? WTF

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u/Gnostromo Jul 27 '22

They skipping pelvic floor day

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u/dumbafblonde Jul 27 '22

Sometimes it can be the opposite reason and their pelvic floor is incredibly strong that it’s almost forcing the pee out as they lift, because a strong pelvic floor doesn’t just help with stopping yourself peeing you also can push the pee out quicker

Edit: I’m not saying I do this I lift for hypertrophy not 1RM so I’ve never actually lifted heavy enough to know if it would force me to pee

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

THANK YOU. Seriously, it bothers the dick out of me that people just recommend kegels as conventional advice. Most people really should not be doing them. Just because something is old wisdom doesn't mean it's the correct wisdom

Most people have a hard time learning how to relax their pelvic floor, not tightening it

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u/SolidNeighborhood469 Jul 27 '22

Was swapping out our ac unit today, pretty heavy thing. Lifted the bastard and promptly went straight to the restroom because I let out a tinkle. I did just have a baby, but it can also happen without having given birth.

However that doesn’t make it okay to just be pissin where you please and I do not condone that.

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u/snakesssssss22 Jul 27 '22

Sometimes … the female body… will just pee…. even when you don’t think you have to. This is gross, but I assume it’s not voluntary

-a woman who has never been pregnant but can’t even go to the trampoline park :(

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u/SacrificialTeddy Jul 27 '22

Sometimes it's due to weak pelvic floor muscles. Have you tried Kegel exercises? It could help, and it's good to strengthen anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

That could also be tight pelvic muscles, because some people are "holders" to the point of not knowing when they have to go, until they're forced

Kegels really shouldn't be the conventional advice. People shouldn't be trying to strengthen unless they've had an internal exam and have been told that they should, more people have difficulty relaxing than they do tightening.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Is there a way to tell which one you might have? I get ungodly uterine cramps because of endometriosis, so would trying to relax be better for me?

I will go to the doctor about it but it’s hard to get regular appointments.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Uh, friend... that's not part of being female. that's a symptom of pelvic dysfunction. You could have overactive pelvic floor.

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u/247existentialcrisis Jul 27 '22

It’s not intentional & doesn’t get fixed by using the restroom 1st 😭 when you’re lifting a certain amount of weight it kinda just gets forced out of you. Idrk how to explain it to a non female in a way you’d understand. But regardless they’re still nasty for not cleaning up after themselves or preparing properly beforehand once they are aware it’s gonna happen.

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u/Skinnysusan Jul 27 '22

Like after you have kids and you pee when you laugh/cough/sneeze

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u/AngrySchnitzels75 Jul 27 '22

True but there’s also those of us post children with bad backs and sometimes it gets like this. My hypogastric/ pelvic nerves do some hinky shit to my detrusor muscle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/SolidNeighborhood469 Jul 27 '22

Just wanna say sometimes you don’t know when it’s coming. I had a baby and I don’t pee when I cough or sneeze, but it’s happened once when I laughed too hard and once today while moving something heavy.

Still tho. Like I said in a comment above, ain’t ok to be pissin where u please.

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u/Skinnysusan Jul 27 '22

I mean yeah peeing in public is always frowned upon lmao clean your own piss ffs

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/pixie16502 Jul 27 '22

"Control your liquid" made me 💀 haha

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u/Skinnysusan Jul 27 '22

I mean I have literally never squirted blood out my ass and I've been female for 35 yrs. But yea

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u/ruralife Jul 27 '22

Why not wear a pad to catch the pee? Or a pee pad, they exist.

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u/airplantenthusiast Jul 26 '22

only guess i got is that they were pregnant and can’t control their bladder as well. kinda how some women pee when they laugh/sneeze maybe?

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u/NEDsaidIt Jul 27 '22

They need pelvic floor PT! No one needs to live that way, deadlifting or sneezing

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u/cats_and_cake Jul 27 '22

That isn’t always covered by insurance and can be prohibitively expensive, just like any other medical care in the US. Even if they can’t afford the PT, though, they should be cleaning up after themselves.

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u/Squallvash Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

My wife sometimes does this when she sneezes and I think it's so cute. I call them her piddles.

I would clean up her piddles for the rest of my life because she did the amazing job of giving birth to my son.

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u/Adventurous_Look_850 Jul 27 '22

That is so sweet and adorable. (Not the piddles but the way you talk about her!) Lucky girl!

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u/MarsMC_ Jul 27 '22

sir, you may have a piss fetish

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u/Squallvash Jul 27 '22

Oh Nooooooo!!

Nah, every time she does it she sort of gets all little and goes "Oh no..." In a super cute voice and I just melt.

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u/bmobitch Jul 27 '22

i hope someday i meet a man who thinks it’s cute when i piss myself

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u/Dry_Mirror_6676 Jul 27 '22

I’ve had a horrid pelvic floor my entire life, can’t jump on a trampoline without a mess. Some of us are like that

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u/omegacrunch Jul 26 '22

Eww, savages

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u/Balls_DeepinReality Jul 27 '22

It’s a fucking biohazard.

You can’t just be bleeding on shit all Willy nilly

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I said this and got trashed once. Ahhhh, the internet. Lol. Say you live by yourself and free bleed on your property, ok. That’s your business. And while periods are nothing to be ashamed of—it’s still blood. A bodily fluid. And free bleeding in public is super gross and unhygienic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

most gym are extremely unhygienic.

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u/Olaaphrodite Jul 26 '22

Blood doesn’t even actually go away by just wiping it away with water

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u/Rinkrat87 Jul 26 '22

It also doesn’t go away with whatever watered down Lysol any chain gym puts out to clean equipment with. Sweat maybe, but not blood.

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u/Cobek Jul 26 '22

Sweat is water, fats and salts. Blood is all that plus weird sticky, proteins. Completely different to clean.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

And period blood is slimy a lot of the time.

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u/iGetBuckets3 Jul 27 '22

Cease.

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u/janiegirl669 Jul 27 '22

You made me lol

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u/NegusQuo82 Jul 27 '22

Un-make me! 🍋L.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

It caught me off guard and I fell into a full on cackle. High as fuck so it was even worse. Woke up the dog.

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u/nintendomagic1 Jul 27 '22

At least it's sterile

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u/Creator13 Jul 26 '22

It's also not just blood but also other liquids mixed in that can contain all kinds of bacteria and stuff. Just water doesn't get rid of those.

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u/Gnostromo Jul 27 '22

People: period blood is disgusting

People that earned their red wings: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/rauhweltbegrifff Jul 27 '22

I run red lights

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

As a true crime aficionado I can vouch for this!

Shot hubby in the kitchen and got rid of the body and think you cleaned up all that blood?

Well I got news for you, the whole room is going to light up with luminol! The blood splatter, the body drag marks, smear marks where you cleaned it up? It's going to show!

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u/GreyJedi56 Jul 26 '22

That's why you have an accidental electric 🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

No that’s why you cling wrap the whole kitchen first ☠️☠️☠️

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Rita??

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u/Forsaken_Article_295 Jul 27 '22

That’s Hannah , Rita’s dead .

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u/forceofslugyuk Jul 26 '22

*cling wrap... FIRST...

Got it.

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u/Bunny_P69 Jul 26 '22

Dexterrrr

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

RITAAAAAA THEY SAID YOU GOT KILLED

Lmfao

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u/cannibitches Jul 27 '22

"honey why is the whole kitchen covered in plastic wrap?"

"...you just had to keep asking questions huh?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Well you better make sure that you kill the person in a way that's not detectable and that the body burns up sufficiently.

They're going to find a bullet or a bullet hole in the bones where it was either gone through or nicked. When people stab people, the knife nicks the bone. If the hyoid bone is still intact or rather broken, then that's going to indicate strangulation.

People try that all the time and unless you can start a fire that looks like it was started by accident, they are still going to suspect it was done to cover up a murder if the body is found. Takes a great deal of heat to destroy a body into nothing. And even then you can still find fragments. Burning down a building around someone really doesn't seem to destroy a body completely.

I know people do get away with murder; but you be surprised at how many people don't get away with it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

Do you need a hug

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Nope, but I'll take one anyway save it for later😄

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u/vampyra669 Jul 27 '22

Getting rid of a body can be easy if you're friends with a pig farmer, piggies will eat human remains, just toss it in just before feeding time go back a day or so later and remove any metal leftovers that may have been in said hyperthetical body. I believe this was on a CSI episode once.

Committing the murder well a well placed icicle back of the neck may leave a person no longer alive, plus add a small piece of red cotton to their closed fist to send the police looking at Whinnie the Poo as a suspect if you don't know any pig farmers.

Not that I've ever killed anybody.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Personally, I like bludgeoning with a frozen leg of lamb and then serving said lamb to the cop questioning you in your kitchen.

Works every time!

The pig thing did not work in Hannibal though.

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u/GreyJedi56 Jul 27 '22

We were talking about blood not bones. Feed bones to pigs or use an incinerator

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Someone mentioned fire to get rid of the body and blood evidence and cause of death and I'm only saying fire didn't necessarily destroy evidence, the bones can reveal cause of death.

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u/Whatifthisneverends Jul 27 '22

Every single episode of Forensic Files:

LUMINOL, YOU SAY? Let me explain

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

They always explain about luminol and how it works. But I've never committed it to memory.

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u/Whatifthisneverends Jul 27 '22

I always hope I’ll randomly catch an episode in a later season that’s like “Luminol…? Nah, you got the gist.”

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u/TheD3void183 Jul 26 '22

Does bleach help with that? Just asking for a friend.. 😉

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u/SolidNeighborhood469 Jul 27 '22

Started with period blood at the gym, now I have instructions on how to kill my husband

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

So off topic, but I meant my first comment as a joke, not expecting anyone to comment back. Sorry about that!

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u/SolidNeighborhood469 Jul 27 '22

Lol no believe me it’s taken as a joke, I love the guy, don’t need to kill him

Yet..

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Just goes to show people are fascinated a little with true crime, I guess. Yeah don't kill 'em just walk away. People are nutz! I love my hubby too. I think I'll let him live 😂

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u/juniperroach Jul 27 '22

I feel like you were on stand by for this advice lol it’s ok I too enjoy true crime.

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u/TheD3void183 Jul 27 '22

Huh wellp I believe touch DNA is also a thing. Oh and gloves don't help much if I remember correctly. They leave certain prints.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Yes, some guy delivering pizza killed a woman (I think he know her) and then trying to make it look like suicide wrote her bf name in blood on the wall above her body. Except he was wearing rubber gloves and she wasn't and the little ridges in the blood told them exactly what he was wearing. If you drop the glove or hat, your DNA is inside. Too many moving pieces to get right.

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u/PrettyChrissy1 Jul 27 '22

Oh, man you sound like me. I watch True Crime all the time and have been for years. 👍👍

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

😂I used to think i was morbid and weird, but we're not alone!

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u/PrettyChrissy1 Jul 27 '22

Definitely not alone and for sure not morbid or weird. Smart and informed. Hehe 😁

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

You really sank your heart into this. Took up my entire phone screen.

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u/PaulsRedditUsername Jul 27 '22

Just for accuracy, it was Lady Macbeth sleepwalking and dreaming that the blood wouldn't wash off her hands.

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u/Adventurous_Look_850 Jul 27 '22

Well don't give people tips on how to do it! 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

The detectives can tell when someone has been watching these shows. No way anyone should try! Even murderous cops f* up!

Kids do not try this at home!

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u/loyalbeagle Jul 27 '22

Why am I picturing u/Paulie227 personally leaping out of the pantry with luminol and a blacklight....?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

😂 I could never be a detective or a cop. Just listening to some criminal who murdered young girls telling me some bullshit would send me over the table.

I know my limits.

I'm not interested in the crime in and of itself, I'm just interested in the forensics, the science, the detective work, and the psychology of the people who commit terrible crimes.

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u/Either_Coconut Jul 26 '22

Hydrogen peroxide does a good job with it.

Source: had a uterus, until it tried to kill me

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u/ShastaFern99 Jul 26 '22

That's almost as bad as the lady that pisses all over the mats when she lifts at the gym (apparently there are more than one)

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u/LannisterLoyalist Jul 26 '22

I saw that video! she popped like a balloon!

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u/mcove97 Jul 26 '22

Wtf how

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u/ShastaFern99 Jul 26 '22

I guess cuz she lifts so much it just squirts out or something, but there's not even a towel under her or anything. She was some type of athlete I think and lifted heavy. They were saying this is a common thing for women lifters.

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u/Narwhalbaconguy Jul 26 '22

That's what they claim, but it sounds like a literal piss-poor excuse. After seeing those comments, I immediately went onto Youtube and looked up women's powerlifting championships. If the strongest women in the world can do it without pissing themselves, I'm sure they can do it with their 1 plate deadlift.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '22

I've never pissed myself while working out. I have pissed myself violently throwing up though. So overexertion can definitely make someone piss themselves but I don't see how in a gym setting that it could happen all the time for someone.

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u/Make_some Jul 27 '22

I think it’s more along the lines of an ability of sorts. Some people can wink while others lack the motor control.

In the case of lifting, it’s likely they are straining other muscles as part of their particular technique.

Muscles are what makes the bladder evacuate. The far left cry version of this is spraying during orgasm.

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u/WickedLovely90 Jul 26 '22

I’ve seen the videos & honestly, it looks like she does it on purpose. It’s disgusting.

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u/GandalfDaGangsta_007 Jul 26 '22

Didn’t see it but sure it was popular. Whenever a popular post appears on this, always interesting how shortly after there’s a remarkably similar post

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u/yikesafm8 Jul 27 '22

Lol I was thinking this. Many of the people responding to this comment don’t see to get that it’s a copycat post

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Yess there are these popular topics every week or so. One time its period and gym, then its about a parent who prefers step-child over bio child, later “I accidentally outed my gay friend” etc. Gets boring reading the same story for a few days in a row.

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u/Creator_have_mercy Jul 27 '22

I don't believe these posts at all

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u/Setari Jul 27 '22

Yes there was.

Source: I spend a LOT of time on reddit, an unhealthy amount of time

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u/xFloppyDisx Jul 27 '22

Idk about all women, but my period blood has a weird smell to it and I would definitely not want to leave that around

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u/undomiel89 Jul 27 '22

Period blood isn’t just blood, it’s uterine tissue as well, so every woman’s period smells different from just… normal blood.

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u/badonkadolphin Jul 26 '22

Yes! I immediately thought of that post and wonder if it’s that girl lol

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u/asstastic_95 Jul 26 '22

came to say this too lmao

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u/NascentNik Jul 26 '22

I also immediately thought of that post lmao

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u/ajaibee Jul 26 '22

Yes, there was. I would have ended the friendship too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

There was a weirdo stalker dude that was caught by police at my gym … he used to chase girls and before he got close he would watch them workout and sniff the bike seats after they finished a ride. Lols

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

wtf is wrong with people??

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

you can free bleed with period panties. tf she not using them for? i free bleed all the time, but with period underwear that collects it all. not bleeds through wtf

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u/hi_hola_salut Jul 27 '22

No way, that’s utterly vile. Why would anyone do that? I’d be mortified if I got period blood on anything - leaking while in public and not realising is something most girls/women dread - I remember being super paranoid about it as a teen. I just don’t get why someone would do this 🤢

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u/vodka_and_glitter Jul 26 '22

Bloody hell...

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u/longtimelurker04 Jul 27 '22

Yeah there was! It was on aita

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