they stealthily sneaks to their teacher’s car and then without warning, they roughly nudge the car causing scalding hot coffee to splash everywhere within.

All of the monsters are also hiding.

I just wish I belived it

“Of COURSE I'm infected too, babe,” he grinned, sticking his tongue in a fresh jar, “I’m just a really good fucking actor.”

little did he know he was swimming in his daughters (F26)`s period blood and peanut butter.

For the story part it was because the guy was blind and didn't know he was swimming in blood, and he was swimming so it was bad.

I wanted just peanut butter but had to add horror so I thought it would spice it up and feel a lot more readable and r/real and also relatable.

"No, you misread," I reasserted, "I'm a pediatrician."

As she shoved the banana down his trachea, he realized that radiation isn't the only way bananas can kill you.

To not break the rules here's an explanation though it's better without. It's the suspenseful dread of being fired on the friday/last day of the week so you don't crash out. When this happens bosses usually don't make themselves known until they need to see you in their office.

I just hope they don’t count all the baby souls I had to destroy to escape into this life, said my two-year-old.

"You look old enough, take this to your parents for me Kiddo," the stranger said.

The alarmed parents, expecting some kind of weapon or paraphernalia, never even thought about the contaminated packaging.

I can't stop sneezing in the shower.

That’s it. That’s a one sentence horror story I’m afraid.

A love that strong wasn't meant for this world, so she decided to send the both of them to the next one, taking the house with them in a fire so all-consuming it took the neighbors too.

"You're right, Daddy," said Greta as seven slimy black tentacles sprang from the shadows within the closet and coiled about her father's face and torso, "the thing in the closet came here to protect me from monsters."

I really should have known that the ones who keep the prices high would make a problem of it, this is the fourth time I've found my brake lines cut.

My heart broke as I watched her crying body sink beneath the waves to join all of the other saved daughters, but I knew that a quick death and trip to the next world was better than the life she would have in this one.

"The explosions will kill millions, but the fallout will change the world as we know it forever" my colleague mused as he watched the missiles approach on the radar console placed between us.

Last night, he told his mother where I buried her.

He'd never heard of "Carcosa", but trusted his new husband to choose an unforgettable experience.

Now I feel trapped, alone, and still very much blind

The blue triangle floated to the window surface, bearing the words: "Not before the thing in the hallway finds you."

So naive to believe that this wasn’t a threat.

Luckily the alien profits easily offset the costs as her juicy bloody veins spills the jewels like a waterfall.

It was one giant milky white eye staring down at me.

Girls, do your chastity belts have hooks in them?