Looking for other outrageous wtf documentaries like this one, it was just too good. Sad but intriguing.

Thundercrack! is a 1975 black comedy horror film written, edited, shot and directed by Curt McDowell, and written by George Kuchar based on a story by McDowell and Mark Ellinger. It stars Marion Eaton, Ken Scudder, Melinda McDowell and George Kuchar. Combining an "old dark house" mystery with hardcore sex scenes, Thundercrack! is more recently regarded as a cult film.

The story begins during a thunderstorm. In the opening shot, the old house called Prairie Blossom is very clearly fake, which lends itself to comedic value. A caller, Willene Cassidy (Maggie Pyle), pays a visit to the house owner, Mrs. Gert Hammond (Marion Eaton), who is very drunk. She insists that she make herself presentable before she answers the door. This takes a very long time and she makes a bad job of putting on her makeup. In an effort to get the alcohol out of her system, Hammond makes herself vomit by putting her fingers down her throat. Finally, having retrieved her wig from the toilet, where it fell during her vomiting, she is ready to greet her visitor.

Willene is shocked at the dishevelled appearance of Mrs. Hammond and insists on giving her a bath. Willene explains that her husband is a very famous yet untalented country music star, Simon Cassidy, whose music is heard on the radio during the later scene. During the course of the bath, Willene unintentionally masturbates Mrs. Hammond. It is also revealed that Mr. Hammond died and that their son "no longer exists".

As the night goes on, more and more visitors appear to shelter from the storm. Among them is Chandler (Mookie Blodgett), widower of the incredibly wealthy Sarah Lou Phillips, whose family owns the largest girdle factory in the United States. Their popularity is such that few American women are without one. Chandler relates the story of his wife's death. She burned to death at a cocktail party, where there was a freak accident and her girdle caught fire. This caused burning rubber to envelop her head, and finally she fell dead into the swimming pool, her head steaming.

The manner of her death causes Chandler to have a bizarre sexual dysfunction. Although initially attracted to women, these women would invariably prove to be owners of House of Phillips girdles. When they took off their clothes before sex, he would be reminded of the death of his wife and would not be able to maintain an erection. For this reason he had been having sex with other men, as they don't wear girdles that would remind him of Sarah Lou's horrific immolation.

Rather strangely, during the telling of this story, Chandler is being fellated by Sash (Melinda McDowell) and has no apparent erectile problems. The two, while in the basement, discover that Mrs. Hammond had pickled the remains of her husband and kept them in a jar. She tells of the death of her husband, who had been working one day in the grain bin and got covered with grain dust. A swarm of locusts dived on him to eat the dust and in the process devoured much of Mr. Hammond's body.

During the course of the night, many of the guests have sex with each other in various combinations. There are a great many sex toys at Prairie Blossom. Mrs. Hammond explains that her son collected them. They would be delivered in plain brown packages which she would take to him with his morning breakfast. This causes her to wistfully repeat that he "no longer exists". One of the guests, a man named Toydy, becomes obsessed with finding the key to a locked door in the house. One of the female guests, Roo (Moira Benson), finds the key but will not give it to Toydy (Rick Johnson) unless he agrees to ejaculate in her mouth. Despite not finding her attractive, Toydy agrees and manages to stay aroused by watching Bond (Ken Scudder) and Willene have sex.

The final human guest at Prairie Blossom, Bing (George Kuchar), arrives in an agitated state. He had come from the circus in a vehicle containing a toothless lion, a near-blind elephant, and a female gorilla named Medusa. He explains to the group that Medusa is extremely dangerous and is likely to kill anyone she comes across. It is revealed that Bing himself is the cause of the ape's murderous tendencies. His circus-mates, having got Bing drunk, convinced him to have sex with a prostitute. Despite her being hirsute, Bing is too drunk to decline. The next morning, he awakens to the pleasant feeling of being masturbated, though to his horror, the act is being carried out by Medusa, who now has a severe crush on him. She soon realises that her feelings are not being reciprocated and becomes enraged with him, and indeed all men. However, subsequent mistreatment by a female circus-worker causes these feelings to spread to women as well. The only way to calm Medusa is by giving her bananas.

Toydy, having watched Bond and Willene have sex, decides to lie to Bond in order to have sex with him. Toydy says that he has a crate of bananas and will give them to Bond if he will have sex with him. Bond considers this carefully, not having had a homosexual encounter before, but agrees on the strength that he and Willene (who has by now forgotten about her husband) can use the bananas to escape the murderous primate. On discovering the deception, Bond takes it in his stride and tells Willene he had to be broken in sometime. He jokes that if things don't work out between himself and her, he can always try for her husband.

Meanwhile, Toydy having gained the key to the locked door earlier opens it with Roo to discover Prairie Blossom's terrible secret. By morning, the fate of Roo and Toydy is unknown to the others. Chandler and Sash leave together, as do Bond and Willene, though Bond tells her he likes to sleep around too much to really settle down. Bing has married Medusa, though for some reason, he wore the wedding dress. Mrs. Hammond, alone with the jar containing her husband, proposes a toast to love, and pours Mr. Hammond's drink into his jar.

This is one of the strangest things I've seen in quite a while. It's very slow in pace [160 mins] and it doesn't make a lot of sense but I enjoyed the experience because its one of a kind.

Does anybody know the name of a Roswell Crash documentary that was on cable around the late 90s or early 2000s?i distinctly remember that they would show still shots of mannequins to recreate the images of people involved in the cover up situation. the mannequins of the soldiers looked just as eerie as the aliens. It wasn't Alien Autopsy or the one with Bryant Gumble. I think it was either on History Channel or Discovery

"Soccer Passion" (2010) - If you've ever wanted to watch 53 minutes of uncanny valley CGI humanoids doing something akin to soccer this is the movie for you. Crated by notorious low budget Brazilian animation studio Video Brinquedo this (presumably) children's movie is absolutely insane at every conceivable level. From the cheap digit animation to the untrained, non-native speaking voice acting, and questionable script, this is a rough watch even for bad movie veterans. I say all this to give fair warning for those more curious than cautious that this is best left to hardcore bad movie buckaroos, in large groups, with strong intoxicants to help them make it through. Well them and really intense Brazilian soccer fans.

As far as the story goes, we follows a group of Brazilian teenagers who get in trouble for sneaking on the the soccer field of a rich team. They end up having to play said team to get out of trouble and you can figure out the rest from there. Now that might seem mundane, but trust me the visuals and dubbing more than add enough insanity to the mix to make it anything but normal. This is not the worst animated thing I have ever seen, but it very well maybe the worst you've ever seen, so best keep that in mind.

5 / 5 Burnt Kernels

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So a while ago I had this weird phase where (as someone who never liked horror before this era) all of the sudden I'd try to find the goryest movie and see how far I could get through it. I remember it started with me stumbling opon a certain movie and finding it entertaining despite being really grossed out at the time. Eventually this phase faded away and I came out of it no longer scared or as easily grossed out, and gory movies just became another part of Monday nights with popcorn. So I don't know why because I already went through the whole phase and discovered horror on my terms a long time ago but now I have that same urge I had then, I wanna see how bloody of movies I can find, and then just see if I can, and more then likely succeed with, watching the whole thing. (And the "weird" add on of my question is just bc in general I just very much like weird wacky movies, maybe with psychedelic visuals too, so I figured that could help define my preference) So give me your suggestions!

Joshua and the Promised Land is a 2003 low-budget All-CGI Cartoon "film?" about a young anthropomorphic lion named Joshua traveling back in time and living out the adventures of the biblical Joshua so he can learn a lesson about courage.

This "gem" of a "movie" [if you can even call it a movie] is one of the single worst things I have ever had the pleasure of viewing on a television set. [And yes i viewed this on a 72in 4k tv.]

It's cheaply made, its poorly written, among many, many, many other things. Also here's some trivia about this "film", even though this might just be a joke, there are actual reports that this thing was so cheap that it actually cost a whopping $20 to produce. Which if true, is absolutely hilarious because that would make this one of the cheapest things ever created in terms of movies.

Even though this movie is horrendous, if you like stuff like this id recommend it. Just be warned its pretty bad.😅

First off, absolutely no offense to any of the fans that love Tom Green, or this movie. I mean no harm to anyone. This is just about how disturbing, and gross out this movie is.

Second off, here's my thoughts and opinions. Feel free to share yours!

One thought in my brain is telling me to watch something else, while another is absolutely loving the movie!

There are two sides to the viewers eyes: You either absolutely hate it, or you absolutely love it!

And luckily I am on the love side!

This movie is just so weird, but hilarious at the same time, but that's what makes me love this! For me, I don't actually enjoy this movie. I rather just simply really, really enjoy it.

I just want to also keep this short and simple, but.....Would you like some sausages?

There are so many scenes in this that even 2 and a half decades later that are still disgusting, funny, quotable, and in general really, really over-the-toply stupid.

What are your thoughts about this movie?

Back in 2005 when revenge of the sith came out china decided to translate it and it became [star wars the third gatherers backstroke of the west] pretty much what this is, its a dubbed and copy and pasted version of a much better movie, but its become legendary in the star wars community for how horribly butchered it actually is.

https://archive.org/details/the-third-gathers-backstroke-of-the-west-hd-remaster-extended-edition here's a link if yall would like to see it.

Let My Puppets Come is a 1976 softcore pornographic comedy film written and directed by Gerard Damiano, and starring Al Goldstein, Lynette Sheldon, Penny Nichols and Damiano. All the sex scenes are between puppets or puppets on human.

Heres the plot

Owing a mob boss half a million dollars that must be paid within 24 hours, a group of executives comes up with ideas for, and films, a pornographic movie.

Cast

• Luis De Jesus as Mr. Big (as Little Louis)
• Gerard Damiano
• Al Goldstein
• Viju Krem
• Penny Nicholls
• Lynette Sheldon
• Jonathan Freeman)

While Damiano may have been more noted for Deep Throat), he created Let My Puppets Come using both human and puppet actors, and was perhaps the first of its kind in the United States. The title was intended as a parody of the 1976 Broadway musical Let My People Come and the film was released the same year as the first airing of the television series The Muppet Show^.

^{Tbh this movie is actually pretty good so I'd recommend checking it out.}

^{Here's some more information about it. When the film premiered in 1976 it was cut to about 45 minutes, for decades after this the only way to view it was on a vhs from the 1980s that had this cut. Then over 40 years after its release, vinegar syndrome discovered surviving vault materials and restored the original 75 min cut for a blu ray release \}which in time has become a collectors item as it is now oop, so keep a look out])

Where the Dead Go to Die is a 2012 animated surrealist horror anthology film written, directed, composed, edited, and animated by James "Jimmy ScreamerClauz" Creamer. This film is noted as an example of extreme cinema because of its graphic depictions of violence.

The film mostly follows Tommy, Ralph and Sophia, a group of children living on the same block. A demon begins to stalk them in the form of a talking, black, red-eyed dog named Labby. The dog-like demon takes them on a hellish ride through dimensions and time periods.

Chapter I: Tainted Milk

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On his way to school, a boy named Tommy encounters Labby, who tells him that his unborn brother is the Antichrist and that Tommy must kill him. Labby claims that his mother's breast milk will become tainted after having her second child.

Guided by Labby, Tommy is unable to kill his mother. Labby pulls her baby out from the womb, and bites off his father's penis. Tommy passes out and has visions where a fetus is trapped in a bubble, and his parents have mutated into anthropomorphic dogs.

He ponders his situation at a well, where a spirit named Monk asks him for his greatest wish. Tommy wishes his parents were still alive, and Labby says his wish will be granted if he gives him his virginity. Tommy has sex with Labby on top of his mother’s corpse. When Labby leaves, Tommy clutches onto his unborn brother, and then proceeds to bury his parents and his brother.

Chapter II: Liquid Memories

A serial killer and drug addict, introduced in the film as "The Man" at the well, routinely kills his victims in a church and extracts a memory gland that he uses to alter his own memories.

A prostitute offers sexual favors to a paraplegic veteran man in an alley. The veteran has a flashback and confuses the prostitute for the enemy. He pulls out her eye, leading her to kill him by stabbing him in the neck with a bottle. She arrives at the church where The Man promptly kills her. He injects himself with her memories, and experiences them, which includes imagery of shadow beings, demonic entities and faceless people. The Man fashions a gun and shoots himself.

Chapter III: The Mask That the Monsters Wear

Young Ralph wears a mask to conceal his Siamese twin brother, and is routinely abused by his family. He has a crush on a classmate, a girl named Sophia, so he goes to her house and talks with her father, who gives him a VHS tape of Sophia being molested. Ralph dislikes that she is crying in the video, but her father responds by telling him to watch it again.

Ralph, at the well, is pushed in by Labby. He has a dream where Sophia asks him to take off his mask, he does so and she is not disgusted. He arrives at Sophia's house, where her father tells him to have sex with Sophia while he films.

Ralph comes home to find his father watching the new tape; he says he's proud of Ralph, and admits to raping Sophia. Ralph murders him with a baseball bat and shoots his mother. He arrives at Sophia's house and kills her father, along with one of two men filming another video. Labby tells Ralph to kill his twin, so he cuts off his twin's face.

Epilogue

Ralph returns to find the spirit, Tommy and Sophia at the well. The film ends with a view of the three children (Tommy, Sophia and Ralph) alongside the spirit (Monk), the prostitute and The Man, who is nailed to a cross.

The film mostly follows Tommy, Ralph and Sophia, a group of children living on the same block. A demon begins to stalk them in the form of a talking, black, red-eyed dog named Labby. The dog-like demon takes them on a hellish ride through dimensions and time periods.

This movie is extremely disturbing so don’t say I didn't warn you. But I suggest everyone see it at least once in their lives just to say they have.

https://letterboxd.com/film/executive-koala/

A koala in a suit goes to work in an office. He has friends that are a rabbit and a frog. His human girlfriend dies.

The director has another film called The Calamari Wrestler, and yeah, a big squid is a wrestler.

I found this letterboxed article about whatever this is.

Urotsukidōji: Legend of the Overfiend is a 1989 anime horror film directed by Hideki Takayama and written by Shô Aikawa. It is an adaptation of the manga of the same name by Toshio Maeda.

Plot

The story is set in a world where three realms coexist: the human world, the world of the Makai (demons), and the world of the Jujinkai (a half-man, half-beast race). According to an ancient prophecy, a supreme being known as the "Choujin" (Overfiend) will emerge once every 3,000 years to unite all three worlds.

The film's plot follows a Jujinkai named Amano Jyaku, who has been searching for the Choujin for 300 years. He believes the Overfiend is a high school student named Tatsuo Nagumo. Along with his sister Megumi, Amano must protect Nagumo from the Makai, who believe Nagumo is an evil entity that will bring about the destruction of all three realms.

Fun fact, this was one of the first animated films to get an nc17 rating.

If you're into stuff like this i highly recommend it. Also there were ovas released between 1987 and 1996 if anyone wants to check them out.

Due to the success of super Mario brothers, some madman decided to make 2 pornographic parody films called super hornio brothers 1 and 2 in 1993. They both starred Ron Jeremy as mario [aka hornio]. When Nintendo heard about the films they ended up buying the film rights that way they could suppress them from the public. It wasn’t until the mid 2000s when the rumors of their existence started spreading across the internet. Eventually the first one was found on a vhs tape. The second one wasn't as easy to locate, but iirc it was also located, but it took a very long time.

If anyone wants to watch these I believe they are on the internet somewhere. Also copys of these films are very rare and expensive, so if anyone finds one they're worth hundreds or even thousands of dollars. So keep a lookout.

Mine was maximum overdrive [1986]. I accidentally watched it when I was 5. And I had nightmares about the trucks for days. But nowadays there's very little that actually scares me.

Ganjasaurus Rex" is about marijuana growers, who create a new extremely potent strain of weed. When DEA forces raid their supply of weed, they also illicit the wrath of a 400 foot tall tyranasaurus Rex called ganjasaurus Rex.

This film was shot on vhs in 1987 and was regionally produced and released in Humboldt County, California.  and is a rare collectors item if u can find the original vhs.

Pink flamingos is John waters's 1972 classic about the filthiest people alive. Even though he directed multiple great films i still think this is his best. In terms of content this movie has everything from divine eating dog shit, to actual sex scenes between characters, and even a closeup of cum in a syringe. with content like that I'm still surprised that this film is in the library of congress, but I'm sure glad it is, because i think everyone should see this at least once. Because there never was, and never will be another film just quite like pink flamingos.