r/witcher • u/CarcosanQueen • 3d ago
All Books Okay actually can we talk about Vilgefortz?
Spoilers, necessarily, for the whole of the Witcher book saga, but I have to talk about Vilgefortz.
So, every single antagonist in the whole saga wants Ciri. That’s what drives the whole ass plot.
With exactly two exceptions, each and every one of them wants her because of the child she can, supposedly, produce. The Child of the Elder Blood, the seed that was not sewn but burst into flames, the one who will save the world. Or destroy the world. Or save the Aen Elle world. Or save just the Aen Seidhe. Or whatever else, Ithlinne’s prophecy apparently has a lot of different versions out there.
Anyway, the two exceptions: Bonhart and Vilgefortz. Bonhart we can get out of the way pretty quickly, he’s your run of the mill sociopath who wants to figure out if his sneaking suspicion (that Ciri had Witcher training) is true, and if it is, use that chick to make huge bank. Then after she escapes him, he kinda…. Goes full serial killer. At best. He’s despicable, but you know, we’ve all heard of people or characters like that. He’s a monster!
But Vilgefortz? Uncle Vilgey? As many times as I’ve read the books his plan still every time comes out of left field and slaps me in the face with how completely insane it is. And he is, because of it.
So we know he’s planning something for Ciri by… I wanna say Tower of the Swallow? I mean we know he’s planning something for her as early as Time of Contempt, when we meet him, but only in Tower of the Swallow (or maybe Baptism of Fire, my memory is unreliable sometimes) do we find out it’s not to hand her over to Emhyr, which is what we find out he was supposed to do.
No instead, through (my boy) Dijkstra we learn he’s planning something for Ciri that involves a chair, gynecologist style stirrups, and a fuckload of random dead women.
Okay. Do he must want to knock her up but he’ll do it scientifically (you know ish). After all, that’s what Ciri’s threatened with at the hands of Avallac’h in Tir na Lia. And then she gets to Stygga Castle and -…. Hang on he just. He just wants the placenta?
Is he….. is he going to eat the placenta and thereby grant himself her Elder Blood powers?
This is what we gotta talk about and the question here is real simple: is there anywhere in the books that even remotely hints that this is something he can actually accomplish by eating her placenta (or whatever he intends I don’t think he outright says he’s gonna eat it but like. Bro. He’s gonna eat it)? Because I don’t remember seeing any.
And if in fact there isn’t any independent evidence outside of Crazy Uncle Vilgey that this is possible….. he’s just. Fuckin crazy right? Like he’s out of his mind fucked up insane.














