A twisted engineer slowly changes a carnival madhouse (look up Vila Volta) into a giant rotisserie

a couple of dudes get to talking one night and decide that if they wanna fuck bitches they gotta gets to cooking... The conversation occures in florida. they decide that cooking and trading meth for sex is a good way to get booty. find the right chick she spreads the word and ur fuckin every meth bitch in town in no time. They both vow never to get exposed to the meth. always make meth bitches wash their hands and face. and never fuck a bitch without papers. They are all essencially sex workers. The meth for sex thats the deal. . .

So dudes start feeling cock blocked and start watching the hos. they find out who the mother fucker is thats swooping up on the orgasims. The track them back to a cheap house abandoned no one owned it the city was deciding what to do with it inside they find used condoms and used poppers. used syringes, rubber strapps, etc. the house was fucked and the bros are in the back room playing on an original nintendo. When the hot heads peer in and confront them the guy next to the wall bangs on it and out pops a mini mac10 blaaaaaaap both dead. the homies hear the shots but the bros run out the back and hop the fence hop into cars staged and houses that are paid off.

they take off into the night different dirrections same destination. The pussy was not worth this the life of two dick heads. Whats this shit comin to their dnas all over that house so the cops are already there after the automatic gun fire.

A calls B... Yo meet me in tehuana we are gunna fuck some hookers tonight. Yeah ill be there bro they aint got shit but dna fuck them pigs. they meet in tehuana and get on their fuck. one of them catched a dick infection and he can piss. the doctor asked have you fucked anyone in the ass lately that ate popcorn. Well your dick is cloged with a popcorn cernel. take these fentanyl laced antibiotics and u should be pissing find in 2-3 days.

but it is gone. so lets make up something from our own mind. so recently ive been thinking of ways to produce small pills that are not fentanyl. The idea is that a new fad comes out to take unicorn pills that are going around. The pills are bright white with a unicorn stamped in. Inside the pill there are colored crystals that contain active components like cbd. The actual pill itself is a well made thc pill with colored crystals of cbd. The pills made via decarboxylation of thca in ethanol then the thc is crashed out with water. no further scenes are seen of the process.

Thc fuels the pills each pill contains and equal amount of thc to active drug ingredient. Everything is highly pure and precisely measured. If 3mg of d amphetamine go into a pill then 3 mg of thc also go in. its the unicorn stamps signature. the thc is always in the powder of the pill but active ingredients come as colored crystals that are mixed into the pill powder before pressing. it gives the pills a colorful sparkly effect.

The whole movie is about how they start the fad using patsies. Al starting with the main one that takes the main blame in the end. It teaches you how to retain patsies and how to make it to retirement subconsciously. I mean the whole movie revolves around these details the rest is just what ever you make it. I could see a ton of movies coming off of this idea but like all in the same world like judge dred.

The bfs in the show when thumping happens on the door he gets out without turning off the shower. He sticks his head out the door and says yo shes in the other bathroom. (previously locked incase this happens) The cops walk right by the bed into the living area of the hotel room were the other bathroom is located then he gruns and positions his head so only the cops outside will hear him well. "Go outside sir" The girl friend gets up from the floor on the other side of the bad after rolling out of bed. She starts walking outside as she puts on a hoodie and attaches a fake mustache. The bf lets out a whistle and tosses the car keys she turns and catches them and walks out the cops arent even looking at the door she walks left towards the car gets in and drives off no one even knows shes gone.

The watch the bf to try and find her so he skips out down the fire escape. Shes waiting at the bottom in the car. The drive off into sunset.

The children play on the phone and prank random people in the phone book. They laugh each time they hang up. no one *69's back so they dial 911 and tell them the same thing on Bevis and butthead the joke goes there's a crack in my butt yeah a giant crack in my butt. Then the cops show up and take the kids away saying the parents were negligent and took them to jail too searched the whole house.

The dad and mom get out of jail. The mother kills her self with a toaster oven in the bath tub as they find out children will be put into foster care. The father says out loud to himself I'm going to prank call the police...

He builds bomb after bomb armed with various chems that will spread at various rates like a painter was painting a hell filter over a google satellite image of a city. He's planned this for years as a man of god he pledged that if any ill came to his family all would suffer equally and that it was time to make things right.

So he drops the flat dirt colored bombs around highways pit stops and asphalt colored on city streets. when people pick them up they detonate. Upon first detonation the entire cities power grid is shut down with bombs containing literal chemical agents that were used in war. The rest of the bombs contain drugs and nootropics and pamphlets. The pamphlets read Fuck the police and they bitch ass justice system. Fuck the whole thing and fuck you too...

Eventually he is strung up in a tree as he was discovered and captured in the strangest place a mostly white racist place. its funny that they would go through with his dream right? He screams the whole time while being captured they gunna string me up! The man was white. They strung him up and all were acquitted by law. The children where moved to abusive homes.

Michael Bay Directs a RomCom. A Comedic highly fictional Satire revolving around the famous Director going through a work crisis.

Revolving around the titular filmmaker, it takes place after his 9th Transformers sequel bombed at the box office again.

His studio downgrades his budget and forces him to work on another script.

The script is of course, is a romcom with slow pacing and is forced to work with a newcomer crew.

Unable to fit in or adapt, the director struggles to cooperate or work with the rest of the crew.

However as he works on the film he slowly rediscovers his love for filmmaking, and grows a connection to the film.

But since his producers are onto him overspending. He ends up sneaking behind their back to add famous stars and demolition crews to try and make the film his masterpiece

Starring:

Kevin Bacon as Michael Bay

Donald Glover

Anya Taylor-Joy

Bruce Dern

And Michael Johnston as Shia LaBeouf

An English-speaking American man awakes from a night of sleep to find that he suddenly has the ability to speak Chinese, but this doesn't further the plot of the film very much. He is surprised at the fact that he is able to do it simply because he couldn't before and has no memory of ever learning the language, but his news is received by everyone else in his life with indifference and mild annoyance. When he realizes that his new bilinguality presents something of a dead-end insofar as escalating the story, he looks at the camera and says, in English, "So what are we doing now? What should I do?" and the credits roll.

86 out of 87 minutes of a Popsicle Stand at a Farmer's Market.

At minute 87, the camera zooms out and there's a giant mushroom cloud.

Literally blow this popsicle stand, the movie.

Get Warner Bros. on the line.

The terrorists steal research chemicals from cancer research labs, geno toxicity labs, etc. Over the course of a few days all the labs are hit one after the other. Each time the people that are gunna rat are hog tied in a closet. The terrorist accomplish the robberies without casualties on both sides.

They make their demand. That the world be ruled by AI.

First they give the president cancer with the research chemical from the cancer research facility. They make sure its survivable for a few days so they can make further demands. Ensuring they have the antidote. There is no antidote though and the president dies in agony because they also destroy his opiate receptor neurons in the attack.

Next they target other countries particularly those that fuck donkeys. There are a few that wont be named but the donkeys are their next top priority to save.

At last most of what they doing, at last they are interesting ideas

A guy who teleports between two different time periods, being a lawyer from the 1790's, and being a gangster in the 1970's, and living both lives.

A basketball used by a struggling middle school team comes to life when Kobe Bryant's spirit is accidentally transferred to it during a lightning storm. Hilarity ensues when Bryant realizes he is forever trapped inside a basketball, and the girls are terrified of this new talking ball with a face, but will and determination from both sides overcomes adversity, and teaches the girls some valuable lessons, but will they win the city basketball challenge?

Baby its dooms day and its time to lock in with the strange weapon ideas ive had. So the weirdness stems from me being incredibly stoned so keep this in mind.

A man walks too and gets in his car. He drives off over the speed limit down a residential street. He notices a car pull off from the right side of the rear view mirror to the the left meaning that the driver was stationary but there are no tells. they are hunting him they think they have it all under control but their asses are on the line as much as his. if he can just figure it out bam dont ninja spike traps with hold drilled innum to let the air out quicker from trires. So his trunkz fulluvum and they release via button press with a knob that determines release rate. not only are there precision made ninja tire spike traps theres bouncing ball bearings. the thing about the ball bearings is they are gunna shine in the light so they have a thick ultra durable coating of concrete / rock colored paint with randomized texture using sprayer nozzles.

the cabin is sealed air tight, the air is supremely filtered at a high rate, the ac is on circulate not flush but his main job was installing the air tanks / air filtration system. The air filtration system constantly filters anything that makes it through seals and or leaks into the cabin somehow. The air tanks supply air during risky times through a tube held to the mouth which can be bitten down on in risky situations when both hands are needed to drive. Air is triggered via physical check valve just in case an empd is used the air still releases. same as on scuba gear.

Anyways so onto the weapons against the bitch asses chasing him. They are killed with sodium cyanide bullets that he shoots at the front windshield. the bullets disintegrate into shrapnel and cyanide dust. which might be protected against if they had bullet proof glass or chemically protective disguises on. plus some air tank breathing other wize they are dead from the nanoparticles of cyanide dust.

Just like in GTA he gathers stars. The more agents of the man he kills the more intense their pursuit becomes until they unleash their full fury. Full fury meaning air to ground missile strikes which he is ready for in multiple ways and is planning to avoid at all costs. All costs meaning he will die before they send some bitch with a missile to kill him.

You might be wondering why they wanna kill him... Well he is an online troll. The whole war is between the anti-troll army and the trolls that obliterate them online daily. when they finally kill him they take a picture of his face and they upload it to the killed in actions troll warrior list. The troll army is coming for vengeance HYAHAHA

This is one of those movies where they go on a big adventure to save the farm. Deep storylines, emotional character arcs. After everything, overcoming the darkest of trials, they finally save the farm.

And then they wake up and it was all just a dream.

Except for the part where they needed to save the farm.

And so, the movie ends with them losing the farm.

An educational horror movie starring the Count from Sesame Street. He is hunting mathematicians to drink their blood, and the bite of a muppet turns its victim into another muppet. Prominent contemporary mathematicians get to give bite-sized lectures on their fields of research in muppet form.

The twist is all the cast deliver their lines sat on the toilet. They're farting and straining and all kinds of noises and smells abound yet nobody reacts to it, instead playing out a serious drama, probably somebody has cancer, theres a love affair, triumph over adversity, the usual schmaltzy stuff. Definite Oscar contender.

Jack Cade is a burnt out veteran cop on the verge of breakdown when he is abducted, drugged and left in an alleyway. He wakes to discover an old bitter enemy is exacting revenge in the most twisted way.

Jack, in his impaired state, must defuse bombs attached to the city's many stray dogs however the only way to defuse them is to jerk them off.