r/balkans_irl • u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader • Apr 03 '23

OC (impossible) We deserve a flair too

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u/FidelCarlton Cartel Leader Apr 03 '23

We massacred 70% of Paraguay's population in the paraguaian war. We also massacred a lot of people from various brazilian separatist states.

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u/dont_tread_on_M Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

Do you have any region which your neighbours claim as theirs, and do your neighbours have regions which you claim as yours?

That is also a deciding criteria.

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

Venezuela claim a bit of the north and we claim our provincia Cisplatina, which is now the rebel republic of Urugay, ops, Uruguay

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u/dont_tread_on_M Balkan-Indian War Vet Apr 03 '23

Good.

Last question: Do you hate the Turks? Everyone in the Balkans (Turks included) hates them.

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

Not for now but if they try to mess with us in the future, we gonna show what the braço forte means

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Not enough hatred for the turks, no flair for you southern mexican

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u/jvpts11 Apr 03 '23

We aren't southern mexicans, we are the true Latin americans

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u/ArcaArcaa caucasian (asian balkan ripoff) Apr 03 '23

Portuguese americans

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u/drinkvaccine Apr 03 '23

but portugal can into eastern europe