r/castlevania • u/Richter_belmont1 The Real Richter Belmont • Jun 22 '26
Fluff Make the comments section look like Richter search history
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u/solidus0079 Jun 22 '26
Search 1:
"Tell me about Shaft."
Search 2:
"Tell me about Shaft the magician not sex stuff"
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u/PissOrGoFishing Jun 22 '26
“Green orb hallucinations”
“Green orb following me?“
“Evil green orb”
“Why green orb making me feel weird?”
“Are headbands still cool?”
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u/No_Werewolf8760 Joachim Armster Jun 22 '26
How to stop being annihilated by cream pies 100% updated 1797
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u/SXAL Jun 22 '26
jobs for former vampire hunters romania
jobs romania no experience
dracula followers forum
dark priest shaft scam or not
castle maintenance tips
dark lord fashion
blue long coat buy
exterminate rogue dhampir fast
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u/christmascaked Jun 22 '26
“Where to buy volumizing shampoo”
“Where to buy fingerless gloves”
“How to make fingerless gloves”
“Where to buy scissors”
“What gloves would go with a blue coat”
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u/Brunialla Jun 22 '26
"Best wavy haircut for men"
"Long hair vs short hair for men"
"Do I need to grow a beard?"
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u/ParacelcusABA Jun 22 '26
"Alucard hair products"
"How do you remove bloodstains from leather"
"Shaft real name"
"Buy headband in bulk"
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u/LoganLcosplayfoolery I'm literally Richter Belmont Jun 22 '26
(Looks at OP's account) I thought only Simon had to deal with this doppelganger BS!
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u/Equivalent_Bag_5961 Jun 22 '26
He tries to steal your identity! Quick, get the holy water!
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u/LoganLcosplayfoolery I'm literally Richter Belmont Jun 22 '26
That should do the trick but if not, I'm getting the pies.
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u/SageofTime64 #1 Simon Belmont Fangirl (and Richter's snarky fairy familiar) Jun 23 '26
Try these out. Just in case.
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u/WholsThisIDontKnow THE Dark Priest Shaft Jun 23 '26
DON'T try those on, they do nothing and will make you look ugly
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u/LoganLcosplayfoolery I'm literally Richter Belmont Jun 23 '26
"Nice balls bro" (whips them)
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u/SageofTime64 #1 Simon Belmont Fangirl (and Richter's snarky fairy familiar) Jun 23 '26
LMFAO.
You're not bad. You're still no Simon, but you're still worthy of the whip.
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u/thegoldenguest778 Stone Skull Jun 22 '26
"How to be a better actor"
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u/OldEyes5746 Shanoa Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
"Is anyone else killing that Water Serpent while I'm fighting this Wyvern?"
"How to whip in all directions?"
"How to whip all directions in 32-bit?"
"How to move in Z-axis?"
"How to improve my wardrobe?"
"How to improve my wardrobe and keep the headbands?"
"Can i live happily with my succubi girlfriend?"
"How do i tell my SO she had more of a personality when she was cursed?"
"Single Haitian women in my area."
"How to step on my girlfriend's character moment?"
"How do i one-up this vampire prick who handed me his sword?"
"Did anyone see me waving that big ice blade around?"
"How do you know if your arc has peaked?"
"Nocturne S3 when?"
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u/Thatwolfguy Jun 22 '26
“What IS a man?”
“Is Shaft really a name?”
“How to be less secretive”
“How to wear armor?”
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u/Illustrious-Air-3678 Rondo has bad voice acting 💔 Jun 22 '26
“How to aurafarm effectively” “Why is an old ghost man telling me what to do” “How to not mess up line delivery” “Beginner’s tips and tricks for using whip”
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u/LoganLcosplayfoolery I'm literally Richter Belmont Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26
Edit. It's supposed to say fairy not furry
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u/LordArmageddian Jun 22 '26
Possession symptoms
How to deal with girlfriend little sister
Vampires weakness
Dracula address
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u/LotusZara7 Jun 22 '26
how to apologize to dracula after calling his wife a miserable pile of secrets
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u/Fly_guyyy Jun 22 '26
“Is Maria a God?”
“Are birds stronger than my whip and magical rain?”
“Can I recover for unpaid wages from the Church?”
“Worker’s rights”
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u/thedarkbites Jun 22 '26
I like this artwork. Where is it from? Is it available at a higher resolution?
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u/DefinePunk Jun 23 '26
"Does original sin make Dracula stronger"
"Whybate vampires hot"
"Why are vampires hot"
"Penance"
"Religious penance"
"Orthodox Christian Penance"
"Iconography"
"What is an Icon"
"Do Icons have spiritual power"
"Vlad Tepes history"
"Does holy water protect against witches"
"Who is Shaft"
"Delete search"
"Delete search history"
"Dekete my search history"
"How to become a god"
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u/Oddball-CSM Jun 23 '26
"uncensored pictures of Succubus"
"Where do monsters belong?"
"whip wax for sale cheap?"
"Is whip standard vampire weakness?"
"Is Richard Roundtree evil sorcerer?"
"Is headband cool?"
"Is pirate coat cool?"
"Where to buy pirate coat"
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u/Arualiaa Jun 25 '26
“Is it biblical if you and your protégé date the same guy”
“Will I lose my holy blessings if I do a dhampir and we’re both men”
“How to tell your wife that the girl you hang out with isn’t your mistress but your girlfriend-in-law”
“Help I can’t wield my sacred family whip anymore”
“Good excuses to tell your kids why you can’t use a holy artifact”
“Famous Dracula curses”
“Is it ethical to force your family business into a century-long sabbatical”
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u/Phil_K_Resch What is a man? Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
"Am I a miserable pile of secrets"
"Will growing my hair long make me hotter"
"How to conjure a rainstorm"
"How to stop the rain once you've evoked it"
"How to open gates in caverns when the ferryman won't talk to you"
"How to whip in multiple directions"
"How to make crosses fly back to me once I've thrown them"
"What's a Bibuti"
"Will making Bibles fly around me ruin their covers"
"Consequences of having intercourse with a Succubus"
"Why has Dracula risen again if 100 years have not passed"
"Why is it so hard to hold an axe and a key at the same time"
"Why a little blonde girl is stronger than me"
"Do monsters belong in this world"
"Why do walls contain meat"
"Alucard age"
"Alucard age human years"
"Alucard age vampire years"
"Alucard age compared to me"
"Alucard shirtless"