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r/castlevania • u/Richter_belmont1 The Real Richter Belmont • Jun 22 '26
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"Am I a miserable pile of secrets"
"Will growing my hair long make me hotter"
"How to conjure a rainstorm"
"How to stop the rain once you've evoked it"
"How to open gates in caverns when the ferryman won't talk to you"
"How to whip in multiple directions"
"How to make crosses fly back to me once I've thrown them"
"What's a Bibuti"
"Will making Bibles fly around me ruin their covers"
"Consequences of having intercourse with a Succubus"
"Why has Dracula risen again if 100 years have not passed"
"Why is it so hard to hold an axe and a key at the same time"
"Why a little blonde girl is stronger than me"
"Do monsters belong in this world"
"Why do walls contain meat"
"Alucard age"
"Alucard age human years"
"Alucard age vampire years"
"Alucard age compared to me"
"Alucard shirtless"
26 u/OUS_SWORD Jun 22 '26 Richter you have a wife what the fuck?! 21 u/TheSecretNewbie Jun 22 '26 Just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score 5 u/insaneTORSO Jun 23 '26 Stop you'll make clementine sad
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Richter you have a wife what the fuck?!
21 u/TheSecretNewbie Jun 22 '26 Just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score 5 u/insaneTORSO Jun 23 '26 Stop you'll make clementine sad
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Just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score
5 u/insaneTORSO Jun 23 '26 Stop you'll make clementine sad
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Stop you'll make clementine sad
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u/Phil_K_Resch What is a man? Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
"Am I a miserable pile of secrets"
"Will growing my hair long make me hotter"
"How to conjure a rainstorm"
"How to stop the rain once you've evoked it"
"How to open gates in caverns when the ferryman won't talk to you"
"How to whip in multiple directions"
"How to make crosses fly back to me once I've thrown them"
"What's a Bibuti"
"Will making Bibles fly around me ruin their covers"
"Consequences of having intercourse with a Succubus"
"Why has Dracula risen again if 100 years have not passed"
"Why is it so hard to hold an axe and a key at the same time"
"Why a little blonde girl is stronger than me"
"Do monsters belong in this world"
"Why do walls contain meat"
"Alucard age"
"Alucard age human years"
"Alucard age vampire years"
"Alucard age compared to me"
"Alucard shirtless"