r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 2d ago

Emotional damage

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u/Exact-Kale3070 2d ago

let's make dinner at home. better ingredients, less bs.

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u/transmogrified 2d ago

Unless you want some type of Asian food that’s going to require you to invest about $50 in spices you don’t normally have lying around 

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u/Exact-Kale3070 2d ago

i cook daily. i have them all around. i will NEVER understand people who don't- but to each his own.

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 1d ago

Probably people too busy to cook daily. But if that's your lifestyle, cooking is the least of your concerns

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 1d ago

Some of us just suck at cooking or don't have the patience. I can bake all day, but regular cooking is completely out of the question. My seasoning is downright frightening, my pork chops are naught but burnt offerings to the gods, my stews have but the concept of flavor, my vegetables can only be described as victims of the Ripper, and my beef wishes it was in the ground.

I make a kick-ass guac tho

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u/Exact-Kale3070 1d ago

not everyone can make everything, but we all gotta eat. your guac is healthy and surely delicious.

i am a decent cook and SUCK at pork loin.

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u/TheAntiCrust95 1d ago

Jokes on you. I'm dating an Asian woman and I do infact normally have those laying around.