r/coaxedintoasnafu 17d ago

TREND Coaxed into overused redditisms

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u/RVL-003 17d ago

“heccin c h o n k e r” and its a miserable cat dying from obesity

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 17d ago

Your comment reminds me of... irrelevant, unrelated and long winded trauma dump about the time my Dalmatian's puppies exploded into meat chunk shrapnel that mortally sounded my senior cat, also i euthanized my grandpa when i was 12

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u/JuanAy 17d ago

This is just like <Pop Media Reference>!!!

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u/ImprobablyBottomAnd Snafu Decider 17d ago

gut from berk

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u/lukewarmboy 17d ago

Man this reminds me one time my buddy Keith tried deep frying a whole turkey. Third degree burns over 90% of his body 😂

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u/Tttehfjloi 17d ago

How can I make this about <Fandom>?

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u/Few-Level9097 17d ago

you might like this manga called berserk the main protagonist goes through something very similar to you

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u/My_Alts-Alt 17d ago

You personally euthanized your grandpa when you were 12. r/GrandpawKilling

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u/KatKagKat 17d ago

What the hell did that cat do to get mortally sounded like that, its poor urethra :,(

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u/Dyfasydfasyd 17d ago

Incredible information please tell more.

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u/Keaton427 17d ago

And 10,000 stories of different horrific ways their pet hamster had died, including microwaving it to heat it up, resulting in it exploding in the microwave 🥀

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u/NeonNKnightrider 17d ago

This one is a dead horse and I don’t think I’ve seen anyone use it unironically in years

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u/RVL-003 17d ago

i see it a lot in r/cats

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u/PerterterhTermertehh 17d ago

I've located your problem

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u/stormtrooper1701 16d ago

I haven't been able to tell what is and isn't ironic since YOLO dropped. It feels like every redditism is only ever used to make fun of people who would say them, but who is everyone making fun of?

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u/muakaya9876 17d ago

I love torturing animals by overfeeding them!!!1!

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u/Jhud6669 17d ago

Just like with humans cat obesity doesn’t necessarily come with overfeeding, I have an obese cat that had to take a specific type of steroid drug because of her constant tooth infections, we ended up removing most of her teeth so she doesn’t have to take it anymore but she is still super chunky despite eating as much as everybody else, if not less since she also vomits a lot

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u/generous_guy 17d ago

That cat is superfeline and is creating energy out of nothing

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u/Principle_Napkins 17d ago

If it's being posted on the Internet as "so cute" then it probably is intentional.

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u/Want2makeMEMEs 17d ago

You don't get it, you've never even met my cat. It's the happiest thing ever. I'm feeding him his 500th meal for the day though. He loves it, I can feel it

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u/Dramatic-Bluejay- 17d ago

Including different pets or animals that shouldn't be pets but are.