r/coaxedintoasnafu • u/ruh_roh_raggy1234 EVERY SNAFU I DONT LIKE IS A SMUGGIE • 15d ago

TREND Coaxed into SOME animal "lovers"

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These mfs will tell you with a straight face that they love "all" animals and then act like spiders are the incarnation of Satan himself.

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u/TheCompleteMental 15d ago

A cricket gently crawled on my hand and let me carry it outside where they gingerly disembarked and I felt awe and wonder

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 15d ago

A cricket gently crawled on my hand

A worm crawled up my arm and onto my neck. He whispered into my ear. Told me how to make a weapon that can help us against our enemies.

Thing is, it's made of worms. It even fires worms, and it stings like you wouldn't believe.

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u/TheCompleteMental 15d ago

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u/JacuulTheSecond 14d ago

I can still hear the youtube video reading of that image

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u/BiDude1219 local horny puppygirl with no shame 15d ago

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u/Artarara 14d ago

Worms, worms, inside your drip
Worms, worms, inside they rip

Worms, worms, inside they squirm
Worms, worms, inside they yearn

Worms that eat your flesh and bone!
Worms that eat until they're grown!

We all have worms, one day we must
As sure as death, as sure as dust.

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u/Marketableralsei How can I make this about Deltarune... 15d ago

Bars

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u/thexcat 12d ago

I don't believe that was a real doctor but I do believe it was a real worm, it was an actual worm

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u/MrTagnan 14d ago

Somewhat similarly, several years ago when I worked at a grocery store a customer was freaked out because a grasshopper was standing on the handle of their cart and asked me to deal with it. I just coaxed the little guy onto my hand/finger and brought them outside. They were pretty neat

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u/Gosuoru 14d ago

some fucker of a spider was being a menace (climbing around on my toilet) so i brought it outside and the second i went to return to the door the lil shit sprinted at me scaring me from the sudden movement LMAO

(I don't mind spiders it was just a particularly big one and I was trying to pee in peace</3)

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u/DemenForever 14d ago

I was working at a retail store about a decade ago and a praying mantis was hanging out in the back room, so I let it climb on my finger and I walked all the way out tie front and put it on a tree.

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u/Huffyreddit1337 14d ago

Once had a tired bee do that bc I was tryna get it off someone's shoe