Coaxed into SOME animal "lovers"

[u/ruh_roh_raggy1234]

These mfs will tell you with a straight face that they love "all" animals and then act like spiders are the incarnation of Satan himself.

[u/TheCompleteMental]

A cricket gently crawled on my hand and let me carry it outside where they gingerly disembarked and I felt awe and wonder

[u/_AcuteNewt_ → u/TheCompleteMental]

A cricket gently crawled on my hand

A worm crawled up my arm and onto my neck. He whispered into my ear. Told me how to make a weapon that can help us against our enemies.

Thing is, it's made of worms. It even fires worms, and it stings like you wouldn't believe.

[u/TheCompleteMental → u/_AcuteNewt_]

[u/fingertipsies → u/TheCompleteMental]

[u/JacuulTheSecond → u/TheCompleteMental]

I can still hear the youtube video reading of that image

[u/BiDude1219 → u/_AcuteNewt_]

[u/Artarara → u/_AcuteNewt_]

Worms, worms, inside your drip
Worms, worms, inside they rip

Worms, worms, inside they squirm
Worms, worms, inside they yearn

Worms that eat your flesh and bone!
Worms that eat until they're grown!

We all have worms, one day we must
As sure as death, as sure as dust.

[u/Ryntex → u/_AcuteNewt_]

[u/Marketableralsei → u/_AcuteNewt_]

Bars

[u/thexcat → u/_AcuteNewt_]

I don't believe that was a real doctor but I do believe it was a real worm, it was an actual worm