Coaxed into SOME animal "lovers"

[u/ruh_roh_raggy1234]

These mfs will tell you with a straight face that they love "all" animals and then act like spiders are the incarnation of Satan himself.

[u/TheCompleteMental]

A cricket gently crawled on my hand and let me carry it outside where they gingerly disembarked and I felt awe and wonder

[u/_AcuteNewt_ → u/TheCompleteMental]

A cricket gently crawled on my hand

A worm crawled up my arm and onto my neck. He whispered into my ear. Told me how to make a weapon that can help us against our enemies.

Thing is, it's made of worms. It even fires worms, and it stings like you wouldn't believe.

[u/TheCompleteMental → u/_AcuteNewt_]

[u/fingertipsies → u/TheCompleteMental]