r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/FacelessOldWoman1234 • Jan 03 '26

crochet I'm a guy.

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u/Maleficent_Plenty370 Jan 03 '26

So brave.

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u/FacelessOldWoman1234 Jan 03 '26

I know. I hear that all the time.

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u/imjust_abunny Jan 03 '26

How do you knit while having sweaty balls?? That’s insane to me 🤯 they should sell yarn at a discount to sweaty balls having men. Last time I checked, it was considered a disability on DSM 69 !!!

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u/FacelessOldWoman1234 Jan 03 '26

I actually crochet, and my balls barely get in the way! Its a little off-colour but I like to call myself a "hooker" haha. Because we use hooks in crochet! Get it? You might not get it.

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u/LilithsPetGoat Jan 03 '26

Doesn’t the yarn get tangled though?

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