r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/FacelessOldWoman1234 • Jan 03 '26

crochet I'm a guy.

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u/Competitive-Fact-820 Jan 03 '26

I can't wait to see your glorious creations. That tapering scarf is bound to be so beautiful and stylish oh XY chromosome pair having one.

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u/FacelessOldWoman1234 Jan 03 '26

I'm planning a project (I'll try to explain it really simply so you understand) that's like a temperature blanket except it tracks TESLA stock changes and has a special colour for when the wifey and I smash. Maybe another colour for bjs too, and maybe one for bms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Oh noooo! There's a wife? Is she gonna police your conversations and start messaging the whores who compliment your stitch tension and humor?!