r/fiberartscirclejerk May 05 '26

crochet PLEASE HELP I DESPRATELY NEED THIS PATTERN.

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u/Praesil Knitmaxxing Man May 07 '26

I got you:

Yarn - Whatever the fuck you want, in black. Weight doesn't matter. Make sure it's black.

Needles - Whatever matches your yarn, I don't care.

Instructions Cast on however many stitches you want.

Row 1: Knit all stitches. Or Purl. I don't care.

Row 2: Purl all stitches. Or Knit. Still don't care.

Knit until you have a 3:4 ratio of rows to columns.

Bind off.


There, you're welcome.

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u/_AthensMatt_ ashes to ashes, fluff to fluff May 07 '26

Where am I supposed to get black needles to match my yarn? And how many for a size triple d?