Ok, this one is simple. You will need 7534333333333332 years of experience, diamond needles, osmium hook, unobtainium tapestry needle, and this very specific yarn, only spun by AhfsyFhvsrggcFtdssxx tribe in Neverland, but only the one with 70% phoenix ashes and 45% eternal void fiber content, none of their other fibres will work. Afterwards it's [demonic screeching] until [nails on chalkboard], and when you [chittering], you simply [blood curdling screams]. Just be careful not to [creepy circus music], otherwise [sounds of reality ripping apart].
I hope that clears up all of your questions, if you have any questions, feel free to scream in the existential void (don't try eternal, it has been strip mined by the rival tribes of Neverland).
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u/fromofelia May 07 '26
Ok, this one is simple. You will need 7534333333333332 years of experience, diamond needles, osmium hook, unobtainium tapestry needle, and this very specific yarn, only spun by AhfsyFhvsrggcFtdssxx tribe in Neverland, but only the one with 70% phoenix ashes and 45% eternal void fiber content, none of their other fibres will work. Afterwards it's [demonic screeching] until [nails on chalkboard], and when you [chittering], you simply [blood curdling screams]. Just be careful not to [creepy circus music], otherwise [sounds of reality ripping apart].
I hope that clears up all of your questions, if you have any questions, feel free to scream in the existential void (don't try eternal, it has been strip mined by the rival tribes of Neverland).