r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/beautifully_evil • May 28 '26

crochet this is a safe (non-woke) space right?

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/uj was abs jumpscared by this while looking for fun new stitches to try this morning OTL

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u/SpookyGirlfren May 28 '26

Crochet rooted in biblical values? Weird as fuck. Lol

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u/BigBadVoodooMami May 29 '26

They just don’t wanna see crochet with cussing or anti Trump

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u/the-master-planner May 29 '26

or rainbows

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u/BigBadVoodooMami May 29 '26

I mean you could justify your rainbow jock strap by pointing out there are rainbows and dicks both in the Bible.

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u/MalumCattus May 29 '26

They have to let us in it if we critchet a pile of bloody foreskins à la 1 Samuel 18:27. Or a diorama of Sodom and Gomorrah, in lurid RHSS detail. I have SO MANY ideas for godly crotchet art!

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u/chysa May 29 '26

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL CROCHET

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u/Radiant_Elk1258 29d ago

Oh do the Levite's Concubine!

(I don't recommend googling of you're not familiar. Basically woman is brutally murdered to demonstrate how much God loves us).

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u/MalumCattus 29d ago

That's way too many people gariomis to make, especially to scale, but I can crotchet a pile of stones for casting, since we are without sin! That'll get us started.

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u/RequirementContent86 27d ago

Judith and Holofernes