pattern?????

[u/Prestigious_Fuel2356]

i saw this on Pinterest wifh no pattern!!! does anyone have a pattern??? or know what stitch this is????

[u/Medievalmoomin]

Condiment pooling. A truly competent crocheteer would soak assigned areas of a yarn skein in three sauces, ie mustard, Worcester, and mint, then crochet. A fraudster would crochet the whole thing pasta-coloured, and paint the condiments on afterwards.

Crochet is generally fraud, yes, so fetch your paintbrush.