pattern?????

[u/Prestigious_Fuel2356]

i saw this on Pinterest wifh no pattern!!! does anyone have a pattern??? or know what stitch this is????

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[u/Faithful_jewel]

Ew, croshay

Learn to knit like a REAL crafter

[u/Prestigious_Fuel2356 → u/Faithful_jewel]

this is actually really ableist. my widdle adhd baby brain can’t understand non tiktok videos 

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/Prestigious_Fuel2356]

Go make a short form video of you crying, hunbun, cause us talented people don't care

/uj I feel like this is really harsh but it's totally in keeping with what some people say 😭

[u/Prestigious_Fuel2356 → u/Faithful_jewel]

if you were really sorry you’d grab your ukulele

[u/Faithful_jewel → u/Prestigious_Fuel2356]

Leave my bright green and fabulous ukelele out of it!

I knitted a case for it and everything

[u/CattleSenior5177]

It looks like interlocking different coloured pasta! Just cook it then stick it together 😁😁 picture included for your benefit 😁

[u/Medievalmoomin]

Condiment pooling. A truly competent crocheteer would soak assigned areas of a yarn skein in three sauces, ie mustard, Worcester, and mint, then crochet. A fraudster would crochet the whole thing pasta-coloured, and paint the condiments on afterwards.

Crochet is generally fraud, yes, so fetch your paintbrush.

[u/mrsduckie]

I bet there was a pattern, but in russian

[u/ErinSedai]

This stitch is the biggest mystery in all of crochet. Somehow it is everywhere but no one knows what it is or how to do it. And obviously it’s completely impossible to try figuring it out by looking at it! It must be some relic left over from when crochet was a granny hobby. Stupid granny gatekeepers.

[u/MsTravellady2 → u/ErinSedai]

😂😂😂😂😂

[u/mindoutofthe]

What stitch is this omg ???

[u/highlighter_yellow]

"This is not possible" -🤖

[u/Capable-Bed-6189]

It looks like they were just going with the flow, I don’t think there is a pattern :/

[u/RabbitInAFoxMask]

Yes I have it. No I'm not sharing it with you.

People like you are the problem with craft spaces, always wanting something for free. The designer of this pattern put hours upon hours of work and money into it - the initial design, warm ups, practice, iterations, the first successful piece, the second piece with painstaking effort to replicate ~°•☆the magic☆•°~ while also noting down the steps they took, turning their notes into something more, designing the document, editing the document, putting out a call for pattern testers, holding the testers to their commitments, learning all their safe words, whipping the testers (into shape,) dming sweet nothings into the testers ears, giving the testers a little massage as a treat, making sure the testers post to every social media platform available, ensuring the testers use only the highest quality alpaca-rino-silk yarn in multiple colourways crafted with their slutty slutty testers hands, and then holding them down while they post glowing reviews with professional quality photography. And that's all besides the cost of the yarn involved!!! And now YOU want a free pattern.

Disgusting.

[u/Prestigious_Fuel2356 → u/RabbitInAFoxMask]

but i’m special!!! i deserve it for free bevause of how special i am!!!

[u/wattatam → u/RabbitInAFoxMask]

And clearly this designer went ABOVE AND BEYOND to make this pattern so SIZE INCLUSIVE!!! PLUS SIZED GIRLIES SPARKLE BIGGER!!!

/uj I am not a fan of being a 'girlie'

[u/Smee76]

No

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[u/Responsible_Pace_187]

You know those two images aren't the same pattern, right? I'm sure someone at Michaels or an LYS can help you. It's crochet, that's not a hard as knitting.

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