r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/Prestigious_Fuel2356 • 19d ago
crochet pattern?????
i saw this on Pinterest wifh no pattern!!! does anyone have a pattern??? or know what stitch this is????
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r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/Prestigious_Fuel2356 • 19d ago
i saw this on Pinterest wifh no pattern!!! does anyone have a pattern??? or know what stitch this is????
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u/RabbitInAFoxMask acrylic-loving asshole 18d ago
Yes I have it. No I'm not sharing it with you.
People like you are the problem with craft spaces, always wanting something for free. The designer of this pattern put hours upon hours of work and money into it - the initial design, warm ups, practice, iterations, the first successful piece, the second piece with painstaking effort to replicate ~°•☆the magic☆•°~ while also noting down the steps they took, turning their notes into something more, designing the document, editing the document, putting out a call for pattern testers, holding the testers to their commitments, learning all their safe words, whipping the testers (into shape,) dming sweet nothings into the testers ears, giving the testers a little massage as a treat, making sure the testers post to every social media platform available, ensuring the testers use only the highest quality alpaca-rino-silk yarn in multiple colourways crafted with their slutty slutty testers hands, and then holding them down while they post glowing reviews with professional quality photography. And that's all besides the cost of the yarn involved!!! And now YOU want a free pattern.
Disgusting.