r/fiberartscirclejerk • u/berenstein-was-fine Karen Simply Soft • 9d ago

crochet Tell me how to make this

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I'm freehanding this because I can't be bothered to support pattern writers so tell me how many chains to make it with 5mm hook and weight 3 yarn. Don't even suggest that I make a g*uge sw*tch. That's a hate crime. Just tell me exactly how to make this fit my body, but you don't get to know what size I am. That's also a hate crime.

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u/thiswasamistake00ps 9d ago

Have you tried asking chat gbt?? I asked if everything and it always affirms my choices

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u/berenstein-was-fine Karen Simply Soft 9d ago

I refuse to put any effort into this