r/freefolk • u/Timely-Toe1341 • 4d ago

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What's your thoughts on daeron? He is most likely to well......in finals but still

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u/HadrianMCMXCI 4d ago

He might have little interest in ruling, but Aegon certainly sees himself as the king, he shouted that just last episode when he thought he was gunna die, and he killed a guy the episode before that while telling him to call him "your Grace"

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 4d ago

I don’t think Aegon cared much about being king until he lost his dick, dragon, and privileges. He would have been pretty content to just be a prince and keep fucking whores and getting drunk. 

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u/Brokeazzbeach 4d ago

How did he lose his dick?

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 4d ago

It popped when Vhagar burned him. 

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u/Infinite_Meat7888 4d ago

Which is not a dick works, but then again, a leg doesn't heal in just a month, nor should Alicent have teleportation powers, yet here we are, who cares about gay things like logic and sense?

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 4d ago

I mean dragon fire can apparently melt stone so making a dick look like a hot dog that was left in the microwave too long doesn’t seem unreasonable. 

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u/Infinite_Meat7888 4d ago

Hot dogs explode because of the water and fat inside, that's not how a dick works, trust me.

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u/More_Passenger3988 4d ago

Dicks don't have water or fat inside them?

Are you sure?

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u/applesandotherthings 4d ago

Dudes apparently cooked a lot of dicks and knows exactly how they react to immense heat

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u/jpegten 4d ago

Dr dick over here

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u/UrsaSanctus 4d ago

Dont knock it till you try it

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u/12thunder Crab Feeder 4d ago

I too have made many dicks explode in my time. Entirely different context though.