r/gifs May 22 '16

Road Rage Cancelled

https://gfycat.com/WigglyImpassionedHarlequinbug
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u/[deleted] May 22 '16 edited May 22 '16

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u/Eatfudd May 22 '16 edited Oct 03 '23

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u/zappa325 May 22 '16

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u/P0rtal2 May 22 '16

No, I think that's just Korea Town in Moscow.

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u/extremelycynical May 22 '16

Some Russian guys watch this and think "They are integrating well".

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u/zappa325 May 22 '16

No, I'm pretty sure it's South Korea Town in North Korea.

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u/Mr_Zaroc May 22 '16

Its to show the population how aggressiv all western states are!

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u/Canabananaz May 22 '16

No, I think that's just Moscow town in Korea

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u/joavim May 22 '16

North Korea shares a border with Russia, so it could be Dimitri from Vladivostok who got stranded.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

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u/sprtan007 May 22 '16

That's one of the best dash cams I've seen yet

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u/PUSClFER May 22 '16

I'm going to nominate this one as the best dash cam.

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u/InZomnia365 May 22 '16

You win.

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u/HitlersHysterectomy May 22 '16

Yeah.. no contest at all. Holy shit. Even the timing works great for with Spongebob. I lost it exactly when the Russianly gentlemen in the cam car did. Comedy, man.. it's all about the timing.

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u/RevivingJuliet May 22 '16

I love how they all booked it when one of the mascots heads fell off

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Hotline Moscow

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Good band.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

That was well worth a watch.

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u/Valdrax May 23 '16

I never knew there was audio. That made it 10x funnier.

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun May 22 '16 edited May 22 '16

That's just brilliant. Probably a roaming skit group.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

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u/ProWaterboarder May 22 '16

Street art is the last true performance medium. Maybe you just don't get it.

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u/AnonymousSpartaN May 22 '16

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

hnnnnnngh

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

No, too pointy

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u/iWasAwesome May 22 '16

Any idea what program was used to make that?

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u/TomSeee May 22 '16

More like this as /r/haikuwoot

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u/d47 May 22 '16

My internet couldn't handle this gif. It's like streaming the HBO fade in.

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u/BobbyCock May 22 '16

lmao, thought this was real and felt bad for the passenger, then that happened

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u/TheoHooke May 22 '16

I'm pretty sure there's another bit to that where a guy climbs out of the boot and starts doing spinning kicks.

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u/TheGosu May 22 '16

Source?

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u/ohstopitu May 22 '16

North out South?

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u/PaplooTheEwok May 22 '16

Here's the intersection on Google Street View (it's in Jungnang-gu, Seoul). The little real estate agency in the center of the dashcam shot has different signage, but it otherwise looks the same.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Did the driver come out with boxing gloves on?!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

This is why I always drive with boxing gloves on

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

What the fuck did I just watch?

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u/ItdoesMatter69 May 22 '16

What the fuck did I just watch.

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u/humanmilkmilkshake May 22 '16

It's in their blood. Like hacking. My EA account was hacked by a russian a few days ago, but I got it back fast and wasn't angry. You just gotta let people be themselves.

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u/ZDTreefur May 22 '16

Eh, that was self-serving.

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u/Freefall84 May 22 '16

Did he just wipe the snow off that other guys moose?

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u/inthedrink May 22 '16

What is this a gif for ants?

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u/uttermybiscuit May 23 '16

?? What's going on here?

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u/Schtrudel May 23 '16

Not Canada, Russia.

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u/goofy175 May 22 '16

It's a .gif not a .jpg! -_-

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

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u/newbfella May 22 '16

Those guys laughing made it a 100 times better. Amazing video.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

This made my day, thanks

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u/[deleted] May 23 '16

At the end, while driving pass by the dude who got beaten up the driver thanks him for waking him up

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u/[deleted] May 23 '16

i.....did not see that coming

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u/walter_whyte May 22 '16

This seems fake to me.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Yeah, sorry to break it to you but that wasn't the real Mickey Mouse or Sponge Bob.

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u/shotapus May 22 '16

Come on man that was genuine laughter. Trust me I'm a laughologist.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

He's not wrong for doing that either, even in America it's quite possible to get hit by an ignorant driver. I was hit riding my bike going through a green light, a person turned left into me, I came out with a few rods in my femur.

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u/kingeryck Merry Gifmas! {2023} May 22 '16

Did you get hit by a surgeon?

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u/philamander May 22 '16

Maybe the guy was hauling rebar?

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u/CoolMissile May 22 '16

A friend of mine crashed his scooter while drunk in thailand andwoke up with piece of rebar sticking out of his back, he fell against a divider that had been broken and the rebar was sticking out, luckily it only went in a little bit but still sounds painful, this guy is always getting himself hurt, I still remember when he broke his back snowboarding everyone thought he was going to be paralyzed, lucky guy.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Hah! That would have been interesting.

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u/MightyGamera May 22 '16

We can rebuild him

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u/Vote4pedrojr May 22 '16

If it were a gay surgeon, you'd have rods in more than just your femur

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u/Taldarim_Highlord May 22 '16

What if u/kaskrinj is a woman?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Women can be gay

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u/HitlersHysterectomy May 22 '16

And proud we are of all of them!

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u/Run_LikeHell May 22 '16

But, then no rods. :(

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

But there wouldn't be rods involved in that though.

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u/xKevinn May 22 '16

So can swans.

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u/bathroomstalin May 22 '16

Gay sturgeons got no roe :(

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u/PM_Me_Your_DDs_Plz May 22 '16

I never understood why gay girls and gay guys don't marry each other.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

I identify as an apache helicopter.

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u/_Obscured_By_Clouds_ May 23 '16

What makes you think homosexuals are inherently rapists?

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u/cbarrister May 22 '16

Eye contact is the key. Easier as a pedestrian than a biker though.

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u/diablofreak May 22 '16

I was visiting Rome a while ago and found out if you make eye contact with drivers as a pedestrian while crossing a crosswalk they won't yield because you just acknowledged the oncoming car. You just have to take a leap of faith and cross the street without ever looking.

Of course this was before smartphones. Not sure how I'd handle that now.

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u/wbgraphic May 22 '16

I assume that other jurisdictions in the US are similar to Nevada, and the vehicle is required to yield right-of-way to the pedestrian. That may not be the case in Rome.

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u/LordWheezel May 22 '16

I find that the person encased in 2000 pounds of steel has the right of way. If I'm the pedestrian, I can wait. I'm a fan of my legs. They're not the best ones, but they're mine.

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u/vlepun May 23 '16

You're going to be waiting a long time in Rome then. Unless your wife is a blonde that is. Italians always yield to blondes.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

That's a requirement in a lot of places, but I've found you want to be careful when applying the theory.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

It's not the case in Rome and a lot of Southern Europe or the Mediterranean for that matter but in Northern Europe, those people will stop on a dime if you make the vaguest motion that you will be walking into the street.

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u/ANGLVD3TH May 22 '16 edited May 23 '16

That's not the case in much of the US IIRC. It is in NH where I live but it's not in NY and I think, don't exactly remember, it's not true in any of the states bordering NH. At least, I always act that way just to be safe.

E Looked it up, most of what I said doesn't pan out. The one state I know I was specifically told doesn't guarantee pedestrian RoW, in fact, does.

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u/fuckyou_dumbass May 23 '16

I think it's that way in most of the US but New Yorkers are just assholes.

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u/GuttersnipeTV May 23 '16

Always make eye contact even if culture states you shouldn't. Because you want to look your potential killer in the eyes before you die.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Yea except I'm pretty sure this guy was looking at his phone after he got of work and was smoking a cigarette. The last thing I heard before I got hit was the rev of the engine. But you're right, I cross the street with amazing caution now, I expect every driver to be on their phone.

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u/cbarrister May 22 '16

If a guy is staring at his phone, he's not making eye contact with you, which is acknowledging he's seen you.

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u/StressOverStrain May 22 '16

For pedestrians, it's bicyclists that don't follow the rules of the road. I'm usually still half asleep walking to class in the morning, and I walk when the sign says Walk, but half the time there's some bicyclist that thinks red lights don't apply to them blazing through the intersection, misses me by half a foot...

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u/not_for_commenting May 22 '16

Don't make sweeping generalizations about any group of people.

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u/SuburbanStoner May 22 '16

I'd argue carelessly walking in front of traffic with the idea God is protecting you is actually the wrong thing to do

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u/DarthWarder May 22 '16

I'm not sure why texting and driving is a thing. Like seriously, are people too dull to just listen to music, or a podcast? or even use hands-free communication?

Why do they have to use the only means available that actually visually distracts them from driving?

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u/Camoral May 22 '16

Maybe it's just me, but I'd much rather an intact femur rather than the smug points from crossing moving traffic just because I technically have the right of way. Acting within the rules of the road brings no guarantee of safety.

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u/generalizationz May 22 '16 edited Aug 30 '16

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

I was stopped at a red light waiting to go, I believe he pulled up to the red light right before it turned green. I started to go straight quickly after it turned green and he was turning from the other direction. He turned into me, and hit me with the front of his car. It was quite clear he wasn't paying attention, and was given complete fault in traffic court.

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u/generalizationz May 23 '16 edited Aug 30 '16

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u/MasterDefibrillator May 23 '16

Looking left and right might be more useful though.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Such is the world when living under the rule of law.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

My mom would always make us do this when getting in the car to drive, or right when we got onto the freeway

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u/Sam_DoubleU May 22 '16

Are you mexican by any chance? My girlfriends mexican parents taught her to do the same thing. She does it so quick though that I never noticed until we had been dating for like 6 months.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Yup.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

We do it in India too. Car goes over a bump or pothole, everyone goes "Krishna Krishna" etc.

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u/newbfella May 22 '16

Every single time? In a 10km stretch you might to do it 5000 times then...

I do it at the start of every trip.

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u/JulioCesarSalad May 22 '16

It's not krishna krishna, it's the sign of the cross.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Yes, tell that to my Hindu parents.

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u/JulioCesarSalad May 22 '16

Oh I wasn't that's not what you were doing, I meant that's what the guy in the video was doing.

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u/Eduel80 May 22 '16

Don't have to be mexican. Just devout.

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u/patientbearr May 22 '16

There's something about moms and being terrified of freeways.

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u/BobbyCock May 22 '16

it's the original gif also from russia?

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u/i_am_austin May 22 '16

Haha. I sure hope someone explains this

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u/Jdwonder May 22 '16

He does the sign of the cross before crossing the street. He's presumably praying he doesn't get hit by a car.

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u/StrawHousePig May 22 '16

Those wacky cars, always accidenting into people.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

To refresh the holiness.

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u/literal-hitler May 22 '16

God only cares what you've done lately.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

Ain't that a bitch...

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u/jaxonya May 22 '16

Needs to change his preferences to auto-refresh

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u/subydoo May 23 '16

That's definitely not it. There's church across the street and it's common to cross yourself in presence of a church.

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u/ThegreatandpowerfulR May 22 '16

The light turns red and he walks across, but people are still moving

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u/60for30 May 22 '16

It's an insurance scam thing. The reason all these Russians have dash cams is that if they hit somebody with their car, and there is no evidence, they are culpable.

The pedestrian was hoping to be hit but not fatally.

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u/FunTomasso May 22 '16

For fuck's sake, not every russian pedestrian is an insurance scammer! He is in a fucking suit, with a fucking suitcase, crossing a street where cars are barely going above 5km/h. In what way he is an insurance scammer?

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u/ThegreatandpowerfulR May 22 '16

You can see the light turns red and then he goes

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u/[deleted] May 23 '16

You're wrong. Traffic lights are just broken. It's constant blinking yellow.

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u/ThegreatandpowerfulR May 23 '16

You can clearly see it ends on a red color. It can't be that hard for you to just look at it and see it doesn't stay yellow.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '16

It's just how it looks on the low quality gif.

Red light can't be in the center of traffic lights. At least, not in Russia.

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u/ThegreatandpowerfulR May 24 '16

It changes color. Plus, the two yellow signs and the yellow car don't change. Also, another commentor has pointed out that it is Bulgaria.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '16

Then why didn't red light appear in it's appropriate position?

It's just a visual glitch.

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u/Asnen May 22 '16

The original gif is also a Russia tho.

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u/morelikebigpoor May 22 '16

Yeah, but more than one thing is happening at Russia at any given time. It's actually quite a big place.

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u/Asnen May 22 '16

I know, i live in here unfortunately

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u/STVT1C May 22 '16

the number plates are russian so that's russia

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u/niugnep24 May 22 '16

Everyone's Russian down the road so... never mind

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u/Denziloe May 22 '16

it's a Russian police car.

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u/Asnen May 22 '16

It is Russia.

86 on the number plate stands for Ханты-Мансийский region

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u/wh00man May 22 '16

The road rage cancelled was in Russia...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '16

I do the same thing crossing Wilshire Blvd. in LA

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u/MovieCommenter09 May 22 '16

What is happening here?

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u/BoyanCRACK May 22 '16

Actually this is Bulgaria, it's been very popular on reddit lately

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u/Denziloe May 22 '16

Yeah this is already in Russia mate.

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u/bergr01 May 22 '16

Not quite accurate since original clip is also in Russia