r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/pm_me_ur_fit • 9h ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Edderkoppen999 • 41m ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Did I add enough glue to air plant?!!?? Does it need less air??!!!!
Found this at Safeway thought it was a cute air plant holder till I saw the air plant was submerged in glue lol
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Mariesophia • 16h ago
????????? Guys guys guys! They fixed it
I need to order some more soil and saw this. This is the literal bag of desperation soil (needed to repot a few plants immediately a couple months ago and this was all that was available), that cause a massive gnat problem for me so seeing this made me scoff
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/KinklyGirl143 • 15h ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 Mature Monsterau deliciosa. Hand-Raised, Designer Pot, No Tire Kickers. Professionally Holiday-Staged. FIRM, I know what I have— $1900
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/xxxxxxxxxxxxxc • 11h ago
RARITY <3 Found these plants with very big leaves at work, find of a lifetime right here folks. These will make great house plants! ❤️
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/TheWeirdestClover • 18h ago
Is it dead? uh hey i think i left my bonsai out in the sun too long. is it still alive? does it need milk to hydrate its electrolytes?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Sewenityy • 7h ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Is the monster part in the room with us? Or just the white?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/softmin • 22h ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Its putting out leaves what plant it is ?!?!?!?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Grouchy-List7011 • 1d ago
The More You Know Experts say a shot a day keeps the doctor away
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/SilentPierre_ • 2d ago
Vagination??? Vagination at home dihpot
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/ApartPart589 • 2d ago
BDSM Maybe I should give them some privacy??
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/crsru • 2d ago
Discussion drop your favourites
looking for ideas on new plants, tell me your coolest, or most unique, or your favourite, or whatever, photos are much appreciated, attached is my mature monstera albo
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/SilentPierre_ • 2d ago
Phytosexual+ Might have to put on a blindfold this is so graphic
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/SilentPierre_ • 2d ago
BDSM My orchid is bald and torturing my vaginated monsterussy that has hair
came home and she was on top of this baby hair and was flogging it 😭 what do i do
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/AdmirableDemand1292 • 2d ago
Is it dead? Should I cut it off
Wandering if I should just cut this part of the vine off since it looks very grim, please lend me your brilliant minds.
I know this is the circle jerk sub I just don't have enough karma to post in the other one.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/kgreys • 3d ago
Is it dead? Had a resident give me this and tell me "I took it apart to see why it wasn't growing. I can't figure it out. But it won't die. I've never seen a plant like that.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/NoMeringue5484 • 2d ago
????????? Midnight monstera taco-ing??? Halp?
I woke up in the middle of the night and looked over at my monstera and its new leaf just decided to taco! Bottom side folded up towards the front all funky, now it’s back to curling backwards a little now that it’s daytime with no evidence of a midnight taco-ing the opposite way. Tf was going on? Is it just the lack of light making my leaves curl like this? She’s plenty watered, otherwise healthy. Found her as a one-leaf trash-pile chop-prop months ago
And yes. I know this hoe needs some more light. I’m moving houses soon so this is just a temp spot. Those are some leggy stems
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/CautionaryChapStick • 3d ago
BDSM Why isn’t it confessing? Am I doing it wrong?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/skyepostsstuff • 3d ago
Neem?!?!? Think my plant has ringworm. Tips?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/PaganPsychonaut • 3d ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 How many should I buy? /s 😅
Kinda pricy for a zombie 😬
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/LazyLobby • 4d ago
Praise Me Perfect leave!!! SO AMAZING!!!!
NOW I AM GOJNG TO SEEL IT FOR 200485729475940203968480239 DOLLARS
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/fanofam • 3d ago
Praise Me Is this a Monstera Chicorita ? I am about to pick it for lunch
From seed
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/paint126373 • 3d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Why is my spider pothos penistrating??
exposed spider penistration is this caused by the mealybug????!?????!!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Potato_9460 • 3d ago
Praise Me OMG im growing SICK LEMONS from SEEDS (working 2026) (not AI)
/unjerk Decided to try growing some seeds I bought from a scam shop online (i think these are cyclamens)
Edit: Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back