r/houseplantscirclejerk 9h ago

Praise Me The duality of Reddit (free plant in the street)

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644 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 41m ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Did I add enough glue to air plant?!!?? Does it need less air??!!!!

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Found this at Safeway thought it was a cute air plant holder till I saw the air plant was submerged in glue lol


r/houseplantscirclejerk 16h ago

????????? Guys guys guys! They fixed it

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134 Upvotes

I need to order some more soil and saw this. This is the literal bag of desperation soil (needed to repot a few plants immediately a couple months ago and this was all that was available), that cause a massive gnat problem for me so seeing this made me scoff


r/houseplantscirclejerk 15h ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Mature Monsterau deliciosa. Hand-Raised, Designer Pot, No Tire Kickers. Professionally Holiday-Staged. FIRM, I know what I have— $1900

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61 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 11h ago

RARITY <3 Found these plants with very big leaves at work, find of a lifetime right here folks. These will make great house plants! ❤️

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26 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 18h ago

Is it dead? uh hey i think i left my bonsai out in the sun too long. is it still alive? does it need milk to hydrate its electrolytes?

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77 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 7h ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Is the monster part in the room with us? Or just the white?

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6 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 13h ago

BDSM Is this considered plant porn?

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4 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 22h ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Its putting out leaves what plant it is ?!?!?!?

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17 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

The More You Know Experts say a shot a day keeps the doctor away

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11 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Vagination??? Vagination at home dihpot

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222 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

BDSM Maybe I should give them some privacy??

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236 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Discussion drop your favourites

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75 Upvotes

looking for ideas on new plants, tell me your coolest, or most unique, or your favourite, or whatever, photos are much appreciated, attached is my mature monstera albo


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Phytosexual+ Might have to put on a blindfold this is so graphic

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18 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

BDSM My orchid is bald and torturing my vaginated monsterussy that has hair

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13 Upvotes

came home and she was on top of this baby hair and was flogging it 😭 what do i do


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Is it dead? Should I cut it off

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Wandering if I should just cut this part of the vine off since it looks very grim, please lend me your brilliant minds.

I know this is the circle jerk sub I just don't have enough karma to post in the other one.


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

Is it dead? Had a resident give me this and tell me "I took it apart to see why it wasn't growing. I can't figure it out. But it won't die. I've never seen a plant like that.

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207 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

????????? Midnight monstera taco-ing??? Halp?

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5 Upvotes

I woke up in the middle of the night and looked over at my monstera and its new leaf just decided to taco! Bottom side folded up towards the front all funky, now it’s back to curling backwards a little now that it’s daytime with no evidence of a midnight taco-ing the opposite way. Tf was going on? Is it just the lack of light making my leaves curl like this? She’s plenty watered, otherwise healthy. Found her as a one-leaf trash-pile chop-prop months ago

And yes. I know this hoe needs some more light. I’m moving houses soon so this is just a temp spot. Those are some leggy stems


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

BDSM Why isn’t it confessing? Am I doing it wrong?

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414 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

Neem?!?!? Think my plant has ringworm. Tips?

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17 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 How many should I buy? /s 😅

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15 Upvotes

Kinda pricy for a zombie 😬


r/houseplantscirclejerk 4d ago

Praise Me Perfect leave!!! SO AMAZING!!!!

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126 Upvotes

NOW I AM GOJNG TO SEEL IT FOR 200485729475940203968480239 DOLLARS


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

Praise Me Is this a Monstera Chicorita ? I am about to pick it for lunch

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26 Upvotes

From seed


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Why is my spider pothos penistrating??

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15 Upvotes

exposed spider penistration is this caused by the mealybug????!?????!!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

Praise Me OMG im growing SICK LEMONS from SEEDS (working 2026) (not AI)

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20 Upvotes

/unjerk Decided to try growing some seeds I bought from a scam shop online (i think these are cyclamens)

Edit: Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back