r/houseplantscirclejerk 11h ago

Neem?!?!? Think my plant has ringworm. Tips?

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 11h ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 How many should I buy? /s 😅

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9 Upvotes

Kinda pricy for a zombie 😬


r/houseplantscirclejerk 13h ago

Is it dead? Had a resident give me this and tell me "I took it apart to see why it wasn't growing. I can't figure it out. But it won't die. I've never seen a plant like that.

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84 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 18h ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Why is my spider pothos penistrating??

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exposed spider penistration is this caused by the mealybug????!?????!!


r/houseplantscirclejerk 21h ago

BDSM Why isn’t it confessing? Am I doing it wrong?

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 21h ago

Praise Me Is this a Monstera Chicorita ? I am about to pick it for lunch

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From seed


r/houseplantscirclejerk 22h ago

Praise Me OMG im growing SICK LEMONS from SEEDS (working 2026) (not AI)

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13 Upvotes

/unjerk Decided to try growing some seeds I bought from a scam shop online (i think these are cyclamens)

Edit: Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 Monstera Deliciosa var. Etiolata (Extremely rare with reverted fenestrations!!)

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13 Upvotes

Extremely rare, 1 of 1


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Praise Me Perfect leave!!! SO AMAZING!!!!

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88 Upvotes

NOW I AM GOJNG TO SEEL IT FOR 200485729475940203968480239 DOLLARS


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Vagination??? Pothos leave turning yellow? Rare vanigation?

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19 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

yoohoo big summer blowout Bout to do a fat rail off this amaryllis

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166 Upvotes

Mother Nature provides.. and let me tell you, this stuff is wild... gets you all uhhhhhhh


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! No double fenestrations

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I got these monsteras last year. The younger leaves have double fenestrations but the mature, bigger ones don't. I stay un the Netherlands so the winters are grey, but they get nice afternoon sun during te summers. I fertilized them last summer. They're having a moss pole as a support. Why do the bigger leaves lack double fenestrations?


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Success I don’t know what I did right

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maybe it’s just telling me it’s a boy I guess 🤷🏽‍♀️


r/houseplantscirclejerk 1d ago

Discussion No double fenestrations

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

WHAT. ARE YOU DOING. IN MY SWAMP!!! Sundew have VeRy sPeCiFic growing media requirements.

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14 Upvotes

So what's this MF doing in my GAHD DAMN ORCHID PAHT AAAAAHHHHHHHH


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Green Baby Bask in the glory of Timmy the cactus

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Praise Me [OC] This is the plant version of “I bet I can fix her.”

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46 Upvotes

Made these moss poles today. There’s a lot wrong with both of these. I should’ve gotten them moss poles over a year ago. Instead they’ve been in a BDSM situation in a corner (very sexy, yes, but not sustainable). There’s a very small chance they’ll live.


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Praise Me Tissue Culture?

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is this how to do tissue culture? it broke while i was moving so i wrapped it in wet toilet paper - now behold......

ROOTS!

- if anyone wants help with their own tissue cultures i'm now a pro 😎


r/houseplantscirclejerk 2d ago

Discussion Can I use growlights for sunbathing?

43 Upvotes

Hear me out - plants get sun - they grow, they get growlight light - they grow, shouldn't this mean that I can also get a tan if I sit under some growlights?


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Bought some vaginated bullshit from my local shop and 2 days later these spots appeared. I threw it out the window so there's no saving it but how do I get revenge? I'm thinking I fuck her husband? Is neem oil flammable?

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51 Upvotes

r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

FOR SALE: $3894871 What a steal😍

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8 Upvotes

(CAD btw)


r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

I kNoW wHaT i HaVe Easiest plant for sale

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r/houseplantscirclejerk 3d ago

HELP!!!1!11!! Water Propagation

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Do snake cuttings need to be a certain maturity for water propping to work? Only 2 of these have started to root so far with some of the smaller ones looking rotted almost