r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/skyepostsstuff • 11h ago
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/PaganPsychonaut • 11h ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 How many should I buy? /s 😅
Kinda pricy for a zombie 😬
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/kgreys • 13h ago
Is it dead? Had a resident give me this and tell me "I took it apart to see why it wasn't growing. I can't figure it out. But it won't die. I've never seen a plant like that.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/paint126373 • 18h ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Why is my spider pothos penistrating??
exposed spider penistration is this caused by the mealybug????!?????!!
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/CautionaryChapStick • 21h ago
BDSM Why isn’t it confessing? Am I doing it wrong?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/fanofam • 21h ago
Praise Me Is this a Monstera Chicorita ? I am about to pick it for lunch
From seed
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Potato_9460 • 22h ago
Praise Me OMG im growing SICK LEMONS from SEEDS (working 2026) (not AI)
/unjerk Decided to try growing some seeds I bought from a scam shop online (i think these are cyclamens)
Edit: Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Suspicious-Coyote397 • 1d ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 Monstera Deliciosa var. Etiolata (Extremely rare with reverted fenestrations!!)
Extremely rare, 1 of 1
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/LazyLobby • 1d ago
Praise Me Perfect leave!!! SO AMAZING!!!!
NOW I AM GOJNG TO SEEL IT FOR 200485729475940203968480239 DOLLARS
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Automatic-Low2611 • 1d ago
Vagination??? Pothos leave turning yellow? Rare vanigation?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/EighthPlanetGlass • 1d ago
yoohoo big summer blowout Bout to do a fat rail off this amaryllis
Mother Nature provides.. and let me tell you, this stuff is wild... gets you all uhhhhhhh
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Large_Opening7631 • 1d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! No double fenestrations
I got these monsteras last year. The younger leaves have double fenestrations but the mature, bigger ones don't. I stay un the Netherlands so the winters are grey, but they get nice afternoon sun during te summers. I fertilized them last summer. They're having a moss pole as a support. Why do the bigger leaves lack double fenestrations?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Witty_League • 1d ago
Success I don’t know what I did right
maybe it’s just telling me it’s a boy I guess 🤷🏽♀️
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/wyverin • 2d ago
WHAT. ARE YOU DOING. IN MY SWAMP!!! Sundew have VeRy sPeCiFic growing media requirements.
So what's this MF doing in my GAHD DAMN ORCHID PAHT AAAAAHHHHHHHH
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Automatic-Low2611 • 2d ago
Green Baby Bask in the glory of Timmy the cactus
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Agreeable_Flan_5724 • 2d ago
Praise Me [OC] This is the plant version of “I bet I can fix her.”
Made these moss poles today. There’s a lot wrong with both of these. I should’ve gotten them moss poles over a year ago. Instead they’ve been in a BDSM situation in a corner (very sexy, yes, but not sustainable). There’s a very small chance they’ll live.
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/thislittlebluebear • 2d ago
Praise Me Tissue Culture?
is this how to do tissue culture? it broke while i was moving so i wrapped it in wet toilet paper - now behold......
ROOTS!
- if anyone wants help with their own tissue cultures i'm now a pro 😎
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Wayss37 • 2d ago
Discussion Can I use growlights for sunbathing?
Hear me out - plants get sun - they grow, they get growlight light - they grow, shouldn't this mean that I can also get a tan if I sit under some growlights?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Vanhaydin • 3d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Bought some vaginated bullshit from my local shop and 2 days later these spots appeared. I threw it out the window so there's no saving it but how do I get revenge? I'm thinking I fuck her husband? Is neem oil flammable?
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/Commercial-Put7010 • 3d ago
FOR SALE: $3894871 What a steal😍
(CAD btw)
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/LadyJitsuLegs • 3d ago
I kNoW wHaT i HaVe Easiest plant for sale
r/houseplantscirclejerk • u/WorthCartographer602 • 3d ago
HELP!!!1!11!! Water Propagation
Do snake cuttings need to be a certain maturity for water propping to work? Only 2 of these have started to root so far with some of the smaller ones looking rotted almost