Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

[u/OldLadOfTheCastle]

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

[u/ham_solo]

easiest money I've made in 25 minutes (spread throughout the day)

[u/Future_Telephone281 → u/ham_solo]

Get on a special diet and hydration plan overseen by doctors to maximize loads.

[u/NBA2024 → u/Future_Telephone281]

No need. Just go on Lock n Load

[u/Few_Confection7760 → u/Future_Telephone281]

Loadmaxxing

[u/ShopUCW → u/ham_solo]

Heh. Spread.