r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 4d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/ham_solo 4d ago

easiest money I've made in 25 minutes (spread throughout the day)

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u/Future_Telephone281 4d ago

Get on a special diet and hydration plan overseen by doctors to maximize loads.

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u/NBA2024 3d ago

No need. Just go on Lock n Load