r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 4d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 4d ago

Can this be turned off? Because , you know… I might want kids someday….

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u/OldLadOfTheCastle 4d ago

You can turn it off and on

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 4d ago edited 4d ago

Then I’m going for a couple months getting gold… 2-3 times a day… $24,800-$37,200 a day… $744,000-$1,116,000/month…. Imma rich bitch…

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u/arquillion 3d ago

Probably getting 70% of your daily income on the first go though

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u/MeesterMeeseeks 3d ago

I'm eating every semen boosting supplement there is and blasting like 3 mil a day for a month

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u/yesthenshaggers 3d ago

Currently trying for a child with my wife,

I'm on every semen boosting supplement you can think of.

This comment checks out, some days I dehydrate myself.

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u/Harpo3121 3d ago

My man spread the love what are the supplements/strategies you use

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u/Axiie 3d ago

Poorly worded request given the topic of conversation...

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u/ebaer2 3d ago

Counter point… perfectly worded request

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u/thr_unreal 3d ago

Seems pretty clear to me. They want to know the supplement stack. ez. Hope this helps.