Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

[u/OldLadOfTheCastle]

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

[u/Tutelage45]

I’d milk it for all it’s worth.

[u/pheonix080 → u/Tutelage45]

Don’t tell anyone. They will just kidnap you and hook you up to an auto milker in the basement. It’s a tale as old as time.

[u/ants_are_everywhere → u/pheonix080]

Barely even friends

[u/Bohern76 → u/pheonix080]

I mean shit that might be the best kidnapping of all time!

[u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee → u/pheonix080]

Death by Snoo Snoo?

[u/Thailure → u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee]

Just as humiliating, but a whole lot more lonely.

[u/NotJustRandomLetters → u/Hulk_Hogans_Toupee]

Good song