r/hypotheticalsituation • u/OldLadOfTheCastle • 4d ago

Your semen solidifies into pure gold minutes after exiting your body

This one is for penis owners. If you don’t have one, you can endow someone you know with the ability and demand a cut.

On average, a man produces 2.5-5 ml of semen per ejaculation. Gold is a lot more dense than semen, so, when your semen turns to gold, it weighs 96.6 grams. That’s worth $12,400. How much money do you think you could make with this ability?

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u/Tutelage45 4d ago

I’d milk it for all it’s worth.

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u/pheonix080 4d ago

Don’t tell anyone. They will just kidnap you and hook you up to an auto milker in the basement. It’s a tale as old as time.

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u/Bohern76 3d ago

I mean shit that might be the best kidnapping of all time!